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NALEM 02-24-2017 04:04 PM

Learn the new acronym s when sending SMS text messages
 
Young people have theirs, now
Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* ATSC- At the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* PBL- Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

* WPA - Wet Pants Again

* GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

Kittens 02-24-2017 04:05 PM

2006 called, they want their forward chain back.

Bladewire 02-24-2017 04:06 PM

Hahaha nice! We're all getting old :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NALEM 02-24-2017 04:08 PM

I've lived 60 + years, and I'm in my mid 40's.

Well known inventor in certain circles who is in his 80's, shared this with me a few minutes ago. His mind is strong, the body is shutting down, yet he keeps the sense of humor going strong.

EddyTheDog 02-24-2017 04:10 PM

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

lol - That's my new excuse for everything...

j3rkules 02-24-2017 04:21 PM

* WPA - Wet Pants Again

Good ones.

NicholasVegas 02-24-2017 05:07 PM

TOT all the time!


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