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mce 02-25-2017 07:06 PM

Do you like to read? Do you KNOW how to read?
 
What's the first sentence of your favorite novel?

Here's mine:

“Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.”

What's yours?

LovinNothin 02-25-2017 09:23 PM

"A long time ago,

in a galaxy far far away..."

CurrentlySober 02-26-2017 03:27 AM

https://sites.google.com/site/deebye/everyonepoops.jpg

An elephant makes a big poop...

Smack dat 02-26-2017 03:04 PM

Once upon a time in a land far away..

Jel 02-26-2017 03:08 PM

first printed in 2011 by bantam books

CaptainHowdy 02-26-2017 03:26 PM

Some readings are pretty much the same as not reading at all ...

Smack dat 02-26-2017 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 21577702)
first printed in 2011 by bantam books

Game of thrones?

Kittens 02-26-2017 03:43 PM

"The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play, so we sat in the house all that cold, cold wet day. I sat there with Sally."

Bladewire 02-26-2017 03:55 PM

"The old woman remembered a swan she had bought... many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum."

Freedom6995 02-26-2017 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce (Post 21575911)
What's the first sentence of your favorite novel?

Here's mine:

?Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.?

What's yours?

That was one of the best books I've read. :thumbsup

I'll add:

"A green hunting cap squeezed the top of a fleshy balloon of a head."

and

"You never hear about a sportsman losing his sense of smell in a tragic accident, and for good reason; in order for the universe to teach excruciating lessons that we are unable to apply in later life, the sportsman must lose his legs, the philosopher his mind, the painter his eyes, the musician his ears, the chef his tongue."

TheDynasty 02-26-2017 04:26 PM

Reading is good

kane 02-26-2017 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mce (Post 21575911)
What's the first sentence of your favorite novel?

Here's mine:

?Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.?

What's yours?

Great book.

It's hard for me to pick one book, but here is a good one.

"It's incredible, it really is, isn't it? Ever think you'd be humping along some crazy-ass trail like this, jumping up and down like a goddamn bullfrog, dodging bullets all day?" Back in Cleveland, man, I'd still be asleep."

That opening is good, but this line from later in the book is my favorite.

"It is more difficult, however, to think of yourself in those ways. As the eternal Hector, dying gallantly. It is impossible. That's the problem. Knowing yourself, you can't make it real for yourself. It's sad when you learn you're not much of a hero."

brassmonkey 02-26-2017 05:12 PM

mark twain books

Linkster 02-27-2017 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 21577813)
"The sun did not shine, it was too wet to play, so we sat in the house all that cold, cold wet day. I sat there with Sally."

We sat there, we two.

Always one of my favs

My best fave though was

In a hole in the ground there lived a....

Rochard 02-27-2017 10:12 AM

I just finished reading Anne Frank's book. It was interesting to see how Jews lived in hiding during WWII.

Darina_BongaCash 02-27-2017 10:48 AM

Not first, but still fav from Rachel's Holiday
?You only grow up by living through the shit that life throws at you?

Barry-xlovecam 02-27-2017 10:52 AM

The only fiction I read is GFY ...

JesseQuinn 02-27-2017 11:12 AM

I seem to have trouble dying.

Coup 02-27-2017 11:22 AM

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

Sasha BongaCash 02-27-2017 11:30 AM

One of my first books and still one of the most favorite, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ?and what is the use of a book,? thought Alice, ?without pictures or conversations??


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