GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - moving my servers to a "DATASPHERE"

although it's expensive, it's worth the gamble.

It's like buying stock in goolge and it's worth a buck before they IPO.

Here are the specs...
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Hi! I'm Gabriel Gilligan Google!

And Welcome to our " Datasphere " !

What is a "Datasphere" ?

Thank you for asking!

A 'DATASPHERE' - is " an internet in a bottle. "

( It's really ' a Wireless Internet ' . )

You pickup the SSID (like you do at any starbucks cafe hotspot.)

Here, the SSID is " datasphere ".

or

(Access Point) SSID: " contact ".

Your wireless capable device grabs the SSID and is issued an IP.

Then type: ' Google ' in your chrome browser and surf away!

Note: Only wireless capable devices can use this datasphere.

It is wirelessly powered
by our google backbone &
'tweaked' androids
(ordinary cellphones).

We don't like to brag, but it
is about (30 years ahead of it's time!)

Every request made (that is - when you type ' Google '
in your browser and hit the 'enter key') is wirelessly transmitted
and redirected to your destination! Our androids do this.)

We are beta-testing fun things like:

' Speed and Domain Name Resolution. '

This Datasphere boasts of speeds up to 15 MB / second - FTP.

50 MB / second video transmission.

"Instant POP! Technology" ( this is 'hush hush',
but pages on this Datasphere 'pop!' onto your screen.)

We have resolved domains from .com to .co.uk to .tv!

( In Web & email, etc. )

Server - stress / load / user behavior / Testing.

We are uploading ( DATA-DUMPING ) / beta-testing about 10 GB of DATA / day.
( that's about 3 months ' average websurfer surftime ' - surfing @ ~ 2 hours per day. )

Please excuse the mess, but we are trying to 'mimic The Internet' as closely as possible.

We won't say anymore, but this is no longer "High-Tech', but ' Ueber-Tech '.

Hello World! & Welcome to the next internet !

' a datasphere '.

- Gabriel Gilligan Google, The Datasphere Team & The Datasphere Wireless Internet Foundation.

how to find The DATASPHERE:

one clue: Bellingham, Washington

Powered by google.com

(c) 2015 - 2017 the datasphere wireless internet foundation

Here are the prices (to access them, like you access the internet via comcast - buy get this - THEY issue you an IP):

platinum level

$1,000,000.oo / mth unlimited access

gold: $500,000.oo /mth

silver: $250,000.oo /mth

bronze: 100,000.oo /mth

(these get 24/7 access)

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other member rates:

$5,000.oo USD ( 12 hr access per day.)

$ 2,500.oo USD( 6 hr access per day.)

$ 1,000.oo USD( 3 hr access per day.)

$ 500.oo USD( 2 hr access per day.)

$ 250.oo USD( 1 hr access per day.)

$ 100.oo USD( .5 hr access per day.)

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other specs:

This DATASPHERE is 100 % anonymous and 100 % wireless.

YOU DO NOT NEED A PAID INTERNET CONNECTION TO ACCESS THIS DATASPHERE.

We issue you an anonymous IP for your private surfing pleasure.
( Not comcast or your local internet provider. )

You only need an android cell phone or any wifi capable device.

access SSID's: 'datasphere' or 'contact' and surf away.

You can access these SSID's, between 2 AM - and 6 AM, daily.

Paid members get 24/7 access.

anonymous email is also available on this DATASPHERE.
(extra fees apply).

The Internet is obsolete.

always :stoned