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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-02-2017 10:04 AM

You guys got any good/funny ballbusting/nut checking stories?
 
I remember punching my black basketball star teammate in the balls right before a regional game. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh We stopped at a gym on the way to the game to practice and he was messing with me and I ended up walking right up to him and uppercutting him right in the testicles! He was down for the count! :1orglaugh Then he almost had a triple double in the game!

In another basketball game my freshmen year, some guy nut checked me when the ref wasn't looking. A few minutes later I go to block him out and BAM I smoke him right in the testicles full force :1orglaugh He goes down in a heep and the ref never saw it :thumbsup

I got three detentions in high school for nut checking a guy so hard he puked, had to go to the hospital and he missed 3 days of school :winkwink::1orglaugh

In baseball I hit a two hopper and the 2nd one was a bad hope BOOM right to the balls of this guy. Went down in a heep. Then funny enough about 4 years later the SAME player hit a ground ball to me I bobbled it, threw it to first and he crossed the bag SAFE and he ball hit him right in the testicles! :1orglaugh

Kittens 03-02-2017 10:59 AM

my mom wouldn't let me have hot pockets for lunch, so I left an upper decker in her master bathroom, today.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-03-2017 02:16 PM

toe the top

CurrentlySober 03-04-2017 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kittens (Post 21588790)
my mom wouldn't let me have hot pockets for lunch, so I left an upper decker in her master bathroom, today.

Wimp! Take a shit in the toaster if you want to send her a real message :) :thumbsup

Struggle4Bucks 03-04-2017 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21588622)
I remember punching my black basketball star teammate in the balls right before a regional game. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh We stopped at a gym on the way to the game to practice and he was messing with me and I ended up walking right up to him and uppercutting him right in the testicles! He was down for the count! :1orglaugh Then he almost had a triple double in the game!

In another basketball game my freshmen year, some guy nut checked me when the ref wasn't looking. A few minutes later I go to block him out and BAM I smoke him right in the testicles full force :1orglaugh He goes down in a heep and the ref never saw it :thumbsup

I got three detentions in high school for nut checking a guy so hard he puked, had to go to the hospital and he missed 3 days of school :winkwink::1orglaugh

In baseball I hit a two hopper and the 2nd one was a bad hope BOOM right to the balls of this guy. Went down in a heep. Then funny enough about 4 years later the SAME player hit a ground ball to me I bobbled it, threw it to first and he crossed the bag SAFE and he ball hit him right in the testicles! :1orglaugh

Freud would say you have a latent cock&ball adoration but because of your youht you turned lust into hate for ego protection...

Kittens 03-04-2017 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21593119)
Wimp! Take a shit in the toaster if you want to send her a real message :) :thumbsup

Fuck you, my toaster strudels go in that toaster.

GFED 03-04-2017 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kittens (Post 21594193)
fuck you, my toaster strudels go in that toaster.

fuck yes, fuck poptarts!!!


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