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Barry-xlovecam 03-05-2017 08:23 AM
Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil
 
President Tin Foil A.K.A: Emperor Psychotic

Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil - The New Yorker

Obama tapped my phone is the perfect lie -- unless the FISA Court confirms or denies it will remain a "national security secret" :thumbsup

Quote:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)?In a frenzy of early-morning activity on Saturday, President Donald J. Trump ordered aides to immediately cover every phone in the White House with tin foil, White House sources confirmed.

According to the sources, Trump contacted staffers Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer at approximately 6 A.M. and instructed them to purchase enough tin foil to cover every phone in the building.

The President, still wearing his bathrobe after what was reportedly a sleepless night, personally supervised the tin-foil installation, sources said.

Grapesoda 03-05-2017 08:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 21596122)
President Tin Foil A.K.A: Emperor Psychotic

Trump Orders All White House Phones Covered in Tin Foil - The New Yorker

Obama tapped my phone is the perfect lie -- unless the FISA Court confirms or denies it will remain a "national security secret" :thumbsup
fucking AWESOME!!! :1orglaugh

2MuchMark 03-05-2017 08:46 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 03-05-2017 09:04 AM
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directfiesta 03-05-2017 09:14 AM
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After the installation was complete, Trump ordered the Secret Service to check every room in the White House for signs of former President Barack Obama.

?He?s still here somewhere, I know it,? Trump reportedly muttered.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 03-05-2017 09:35 AM
You never know with Trump if the news is a joke or not...

GFED 03-05-2017 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21596266)
You never know with Trump if the news is a joke or not...
someone will believe it... :1orglaugh

mineistaken 03-05-2017 10:09 AM
crookedteers high fiving each other thread

NatalieK 03-05-2017 12:09 PM
he really is a complete nut job :2 cents:

Barry-xlovecam 03-05-2017 12:53 PM
Monkey see monkey do
 
https://s14.postimg.org/ybs8f3hep/tr...n_foil_hat.jpg


https://s29.postimg.org/cwakvae1z/trump_tapp.jpg


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crockett 03-05-2017 02:12 PM
The sad part is, Trump is dumb enough he'd probably do something like this.. In fact, I bet someone knowing how dumb Trump is trolled his ass and told him Obama tapped his phone for the lols.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 03-05-2017 03:34 PM
The BBC reported:

"Lawyers from the National Security Division in the Department of Justice then drew up an application. They took it to the secret US court that deals with intelligence, the FISA court, named after the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. They wanted permission to intercept the electronic records from two Russian banks.

"Their first application, in June, was rejected outright by the judge. They returned with a more narrowly drawn order in July and were rejected again. Finally, before a new judge, the order was granted, on 15 October, three weeks before election day."

nico-t 03-05-2017 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21596674)
he really is a complete nut job :2 cents:
The resident genius Mensa member is of course the first and only one to believe this comedy article :1orglaugh

Barry-xlovecam 03-05-2017 05:16 PM
Produce the records -- all court proceedings including FISA are recorded in the USA.

Produce the warrant that was granted.

GFED 03-05-2017 05:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21597223)
The resident genius Mensa member is of course the first and only one to believe this comedy article :1orglaugh
I knew it! :1orglaugh

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-05-2017 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 21597427)
Produce the records -- all court proceedings including FISA are recorded in the USA.

Produce the warrant that was granted.
And then produce the proof that he works with the russians!

Barry-xlovecam 03-05-2017 05:32 PM
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/pol...6DI/story.html

Produce the records or STFU.

Quote:
While the Trump White House cited five news reports to justify its request for a congressional investigation, only two actually are relevant.

It?s certainly ironic that the Trump White House - which has heavily criticized articles relying on anonymous sources - now relies on articles based on anonymous sources that cites information that has not been confirmed by any U.S. news organization. It would be amusing if it were not so sad.

Even if these reports are accepted as accurate, neither back up Trump?s claims that Obama ordered the tapping of his phone calls. Moreover, they also do not back up the administration?s revised claim of politically motivated investigations.

We?re still waiting for the evidence.

Bladewire 03-05-2017 05:55 PM

Barry-xlovecam 03-05-2017 06:01 PM
Stop that LEAK!

Mr Trump Goes to Washington :laughing-

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 08:31 AM
Looks like they did wiretap him

Barry-xlovecam 03-07-2017 09:22 AM
Endless bullshit ... No records ... Perfect crime ...

https://s15.postimg.org/6x5h0t0ff/ti...rumpanzees.png

Talk about paranoid delusions ....


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