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JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 08:21 PM

Felted 3 players on my FIRST hand at poker tonight
 
I buy in for $250 at 1-2 no limit hold 'em

I get one jack then the dealer gives me a second card and it's a 4 as she accidentally turns it over. It gets burned and my next card is another jack! This is my first hand.

Everyone is limping and then comes over to me at the cutoff and I pop it $15...I get a call, call and call, let's see a flop. Flop comes 10 10 Jack :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Bet of like $30, call, call and then I pop it to $75...I get a call, call and call wtf? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The turn is an 8 of diamonds and that makes it two diamonds on the board with 10, 10 and jack. I know someone obviously has to have a 10 maybe ace 10, maybe a couple of draws. Bet of $50, call and call and I pop it all in with call, call, call...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh a brick on the river and Johnny clips ends up with a cool $1,000:thumbsup

mineistaken 03-07-2017 08:28 PM

clips power!

Bladewire 03-07-2017 08:35 PM


RedFred 03-07-2017 09:07 PM

complete bullshit.

if one of your cards is accidentally dealt face up its a misdeal. why do you continually lie about this stuff?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605428)
complete bullshit.

if one of your cards is accidentally dealt face up its a misdeal. why do you continually lie about this stuff?

No it's not you dumbass...it's called a "burn" card and then they deal the rest of the cards and give you your second one. They show the whole table the burn card and into the muck it goes you twit!

ROFL you know NOTHING :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RedFred 03-07-2017 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605431)
No it's not you dumbass...it's called a "burn" card and then they deal the rest of the cards and give you your second one. They show the whole table the burn card and into the muck it goes you twit!

ROFL you know NOTHING :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

burn card is the first card BEFORE being dealt any cards and no one is able to see the card. :1orglaugh

if any cards are known before the hand it effects how others play the hand.


The following circumstances cause a misdeal, provided attention is called to the error before two players have acted on their hands.

The first or second card of the hand has been dealt faceup or exposed through dealer error.

Poker Rules - Misdeals | PokerZone

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605449)
burn card is the first card BEFORE being dealt any cards and no one is able to see the card. :1orglaugh

if any cards are known before the hand it effects how others play the hand.


The following circumstances cause a misdeal, provided attention is called to the error before two players have acted on their hands.

The first or second card of the hand has been dealt faceup or exposed through dealer error.

Poker Rules - Misdeals | PokerZone

Have you never played hold 'em before? How much money do you want to bet on this seriously? It was PRE FLOP

I was at the cutoff, meaning I was the 2nd to last person to be dealt....I ended up getting my first card and it was a jack...the dealer tossed me my second card, a 4 and it was turned over, so it was the burn card. She then dealt a card to the button and then back to me and showed the burn card to the whole table. I've seen this a thousand a times...are you seriously mentally ill or just a total cuck?

RedFred 03-07-2017 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605467)
Have you never played hold 'em before? How much money do you want to bet on this seriously?

I was at the cutoff, meaning I was the 2nd to last person to be dealt....I ended up getting my first card and it was a jack...the dealer tossed me my second card, a 4 and it was turned over, so it was the burn card. She then dealt a card to the button and then back to me and showed the burn card to the whole table. I've seen this a thousand a times...are you seriously mentally ill or just a total cuck?


i've spent more hours on tables than i care to admit and ANY TIME a card is exposed the dealer right away calls a misdeal. i'm not going to spend my time arguing over something so stupid. there are more holes in your story that i can expose but the fact is it would never have gotten that far to begin with.

now stop the fucking lying man, its becoming obvious your poker experience hasnt graduated past facebook poker.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605479)
i've spent more hours on tables than i care to admit and ANY TIME a card is exposed the dealer right away calls a misdeal. i'm not going to spend my time arguing over something so stupid. there are more holes in your story that i can expose but the fact is it would never have gotten that far to begin with.

now stop the fucking lying man, its becoming obvious your poker experience hasnt graduated past facebook poker.

Let's bet $1,000 right now or any amount you want

You're full of fucking shit. It's only a misdeal if it's the first card to the small blind dealt that is exposed. Holy fucking shit you've NEVER played poker and you're totally lying. Bet me right now cuck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RedFred 03-07-2017 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605497)
Let's bet $1,000 right now or any amount you want

You're full of fucking shit. It's only a misdeal if it's the first card to the small blind dealt that is exposed. Holy fucking shit you've NEVER played poker and you're totally lying. Bet me right now cuck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

the fuck is the relevance of the small blind in that scenario?

you have an ACR or bovada/ignition account? what's your screen name?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605527)
the fuck is the relevance of the small blind in that scenario?

you have an ACR or bovada/ignition account? what's your screen name?

How fucking dare you come into my thread onto my forum and accuse me of lying. Do you have ANY FUCKING PROOF? If you don't, then I am calling for a ban. I can't believe you did that and you very well I am correct.

The small blind has everything to do with it you MORON. Did you know that the small blind receives the first card? If that card is dealt face up then it's a misdeal and a re-shuffle...not me, as it was my second card on the cutoff. It's a 1-2 cash game no limit hold'em, goldfish

Either bet me $1,000 or don't ever post here again

RedFred 03-07-2017 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605545)
How fucking dare you come into my thread onto my forum and accuse me of lying. Do you have ANY FUCKING PROOF? If you don't, then I am calling for a ban. I can't believe you did that and you very well I am correct.

The small blind has everything to do with it you MORON. Did you know that the small blind receives the first card? If that card is dealt face up then it's a misdeal and a re-shuffle...not me, as it was my second card on the cutoff. It's a 1-2 cash game no limit hold'em, goldfish

Either bet me $1,000 or don't ever post here again

how many times do i have to prove it to you?

What is a misdeal? A misdeal is called by the dealer or the house when the initial dealing round has a deviation from the standard procedure that can affect the outcome of the hand.

https://learn.pokernews.com/news/201...deals-2573.htm


now stop lying, and you didnt answer, what's your bovada screen name?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605560)
how many times do i have to prove it to you?

What is a misdeal? A misdeal is called by the dealer or the house when the initial dealing round has a deviation from the standard procedure that can affect the outcome of the hand.

https://learn.pokernews.com/news/201...deals-2573.htm


now stop lying, and you didnt answer, what's your bovada screen name?

Are you going to be me $1,000 or no?

RedFred 03-07-2017 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605569)
Are you going to be me $1,000 or no?

how in the hell am i going to play you if you won't tell me your bovada name?

Bladewire 03-07-2017 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605572)
how in the hell am i going to play you if you won't tell me your bovada name?

Fake nics NEVER bet fake nics EVER!

You'll break!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...u8ufo2_500.gif



JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605572)
how in the hell am i going to play you if you won't tell me your bovada name?

Bet me $1,000 that my story is true and yours in false

RedFred 03-07-2017 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605584)
Bet me $1,000 that my story is true and yours in false

um, ok.


from FIDPA who sets the international poker rules:

80.1
In certain situations, a dealer error will cause a 'misdeal.'

80.2
If a 'misdeal' is declared, all bets will be returned to players, and all previous action is deemed invalid.

80.3
The following circumstance will be cause for a 'misdeal,' if during the initial deal:

The first or second hole card of a player's hand has been dealt face up or exposed through a dealer error.


FIDPA | The International Poker Rules


you lose, pay me.

1215 03-07-2017 10:26 PM

break a stick over their head if you lose. BASED!

Bladewire 03-07-2017 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605593)
um, ok.

you lose, pay me.



JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605593)
um, ok.


from FIDPA who sets the international poker rules:

80.1
In certain situations, a dealer error will cause a 'misdeal.'

80.2
If a 'misdeal' is declared, all bets will be returned to players, and all previous action is deemed invalid.

80.3
The following circumstance will be cause for a 'misdeal,' if during the initial deal:

The first or second hole card of a player's hand has been dealt face up or exposed through a dealer error.


FIDPA | The International Poker Rules


you lose, pay me.

Cash game, dipshit

Bet me

RedFred 03-07-2017 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605644)
Cash game, dipshit

Bet me

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605584)
Bet me $1,000 that my story is true and yours in false


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-07-2017 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605650)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Whats so funny, punk?

Bladewire 03-07-2017 11:00 PM


pimpmaster9000 03-08-2017 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605569)
Are you going to be me $1,000 or no?

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2a/2afec...8f185e016e.jpg

bronco67 03-08-2017 06:34 AM

At what point in the evening did the butt sex occur?

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2017 08:25 AM

Bet me...

mineistaken 03-08-2017 08:26 AM

Post this issue at poker forum and it will be resolved who was correct :)

Ps: I have no steak, but as for small blind exception - maybe because that means no other cards has been dealt so it is easy to cancel the whole dealing and start from scratch, while if some cards are already correctly dealt it is not so "cool" to take back those cards and maybe anger the players who were happy with what they already been dealt.
Ahgain, just a random thought, not claiming anything.

NewNick 03-08-2017 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21606283)
At what point in the evening did the butt sex occur?

Beginning, the middle, and then again at the end.

Then Johnny told em about his Lambo.

And his days at google.

:thumbsup

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2017 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 21606469)
Post this issue at poker forum and it will be resolved who was correct :)

Ps: I have no steak, but as for small blind exception - maybe because that means no other cards has been dealt so it is easy to cancel the whole dealing and start from scratch, while if some cards are already correctly dealt it is not so "cool" to take back those cards and maybe anger the players who were happy with what they already been dealt.
Ahgain, just a random thought, not claiming anything.

Yes, exactly

I play at Aria and Caesars all the time...I think I'd know this :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 03-08-2017 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605545)
goldfish

http://i.imgur.com/yiFqaiA.jpg

I had a goldfish once... It died... :(

Speigelau 03-08-2017 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605428)
complete bullshit.

if one of your cards is accidentally dealt face up its a misdeal. why do you continually lie about this stuff?

I've seen it handled both ways, depends on the casino. Generally though, if its not exposed in the first 2 cards played, the hand continues and often the exposed card then becomes the burn card before the flop.

This from the WSOP rules:

"Exposed cards are dealt with on a situational basis, as stated in the rules of the specific variation of poker. When a card is exposed by the fault of the dealer, the rules of the game apply, and the player does not get a say in keeping or rejecting the card. Any card shown to one or more other players by the dealer is considered an exposed card, as is any card that is dealt off the table. However, if a card is unintentionally exposed by the player, they must still be played."


As for the rest of his hand account, I find no irregularities with it.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2017 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speigelau (Post 21606886)
I've seen it handled both ways, depends on the casino. Generally though, if its not exposed in the first 2 cards played, the hand continues and often the exposed card then becomes the burn card before the flop.

This from the WSOP rules:

"Exposed cards are dealt with on a situational basis, as stated in the rules of the specific variation of poker. When a card is exposed by the fault of the dealer, the rules of the game apply, and the player does not get a say in keeping or rejecting the card. Any card shown to one or more other players by the dealer is considered an exposed card, as is any card that is dealt off the table. However, if a card is unintentionally exposed by the player, they must still be played."


As for the rest of his hand account, I find no irregularities with it.

Yea exactly and this is a cash game not a tournament tho...it's happened several times to me...one time I got an ace and then the dealer dealt another ace face up to me and i was pissed it was the burn card. I then got a low suited card and ended up felting 2 players with the nut flush :thumbsup

Speigelau 03-08-2017 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21606508)
Yes, exactly

I play at Aria and Caesars all the time...I think I'd know this :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Let me know if you ever want a seat in Ivy's Room

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2017 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speigelau (Post 21606922)
Let me know if you ever want a seat in Ivy's Room

I see Doyle and Gus in there all the time at bellagio

Hellmuth and all the new champs play at Aria

You want to spot me some cash? I'll felt them all

pimpmaster9000 03-08-2017 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21606934)
You want to spot me some cash? I'll felt them all

begging for gambling money on a forum :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PR_Glen 03-08-2017 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 21605479)
i've spent more hours on tables than i care to admit and ANY TIME a card is exposed the dealer right away calls a misdeal. i'm not going to spend my time arguing over something so stupid. there are more holes in your story that i can expose but the fact is it would never have gotten that far to begin with.

now stop the fucking lying man, its becoming obvious your poker experience hasnt graduated past facebook poker.

yeah, come to think of it you are right, for casino play anyway. I was skeptical myself at first but that is from playing in underground games etc.. normally they just use it as a burn or something just to save time, but it definitely can be used as an advantage for people who are paying attention though, no doubt.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2017 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 21607312)
yeah, come to think of it you are right, for casino play anyway. I was skeptical myself at first but that is from playing in underground games etc.. normally they just use it as a burn or something just to save time, but it definitely can be used as an advantage for people who are paying attention though, no doubt.

They show the card to everyone at the table

Why in the fuck would I lie about this?

crockett 03-08-2017 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21605545)
How fucking dare you come into my thread onto my forum and accuse me of lying. Do you have ANY FUCKING PROOF? If you don't, then I am calling for a ban. I can't believe you did that and you very well I am correct.

The small blind has everything to do with it you MORON. Did you know that the small blind receives the first card? If that card is dealt face up then it's a misdeal and a re-shuffle...not me, as it was my second card on the cutoff. It's a 1-2 cash game no limit hold'em, goldfish

Either bet me $1,000 or don't ever post here again

STFU you lying cunt..

PR_Glen 03-08-2017 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 21607324)
They show the card to everyone at the table

Why in the fuck would I lie about this?

well, most wouldn't but you lie about everything so there's that...

I just don't understand why you bother.

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2017 07:37 PM

Felted a big fat black guy who tried to bluff every fucking hand tonight - PWNED

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-09-2017 08:04 AM

Theres no better feeling than felting these losers

romeo22 03-09-2017 11:00 AM

you got lucky :pimp

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-09-2017 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeo22 (Post 21610633)
you got lucky :pimp

Nope, just felted idiots

Bladewire 03-09-2017 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 21607825)
..you lie about everything so there's that...

I noticed that too! It's a shame :(

JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-09-2017 11:40 AM

What did i lie about?

Deej 03-09-2017 12:35 PM

I've played poker the last three nights. It's not a misdeal if the dealer accidentally flips a card. It's then a burn card. A misdeal is if they deal to the wrong person.

MPGdevil 03-09-2017 01:29 PM

ANOTHER FAKE STORY !!

Shit man. Stop dreaming.


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