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mce 03-25-2017 02:18 AM

45 Life Lessons Written by a 90 year old
 
45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn?t fair, but it?s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won?t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don?t buy stuff you don?t need.

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Grapesoda 03-25-2017 06:32 PM

most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God

Bladewire 03-25-2017 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21655594)
most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God

You would too if you were 90 years old

mce 03-25-2017 06:52 PM

BW does raise a good point

NALEM 03-25-2017 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mce (Post 21653689)
45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn?t fair, but it?s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won?t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don?t buy stuff you don?t need.

Click Here for the rest

Nice. Simple reminders, of how we should live our lives everyday. :2 cents: :thumbsup

Spunky 03-25-2017 09:31 PM

I wouldn't have any stuff then

Paul Markham 03-26-2017 03:25 AM

8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He doesn't give a fuck.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye… But don’t worry; God never blinks. He doesn't give a fuck.
23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

The Porn Nerd 03-26-2017 09:34 AM

So Paul Markham finally wrote a book? Cool! :D

CaptainHowdy 03-26-2017 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21656578)
So Paul Markham finally wrote a book? Cool! :D

Ahahahahahahaha!!

SantaClause 03-26-2017 09:41 AM

Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.

CurrentlySober 03-26-2017 09:49 AM

I dont agree that number 21 is good advice... I did wear the fancy lingerie that belonged to my wife, it got all stretched and she left me... :(

I guess wearing it out and about for a week in public didn't help either?

Bladewire 03-26-2017 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 21656059)
8. It?s OK to get angry with God. He doesn't give a fuck.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye? But don?t worry; God never blinks. He doesn't give a fuck.
23. Be eccentric now. Don?t wait for old age to wear purple.


Bladewire 03-26-2017 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SantaClause (Post 21656599)
Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.

What was it like?

romeo22 03-26-2017 01:20 PM

i cant remember all of them

mce 03-26-2017 01:54 PM

Life is not fair should ALWAYS be the first lesson people learn

It solves so many problems.

Bladewire 03-26-2017 10:51 PM

19. It?s never too late to be happy. But it?s all up to you and no one else.

So true

Matyko 03-26-2017 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by mce (Post 21653689)
45 Life Lessons, written by a 90 year old
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short not to enjoy it.
4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.
5. Don’t buy stuff you don’t need.

Click Here for the rest

"For the record: I’m only in my 60’s." [Squarespace - Please Stand By]
anyway, nice list :pimp

mce 03-27-2017 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21657988)
19. It’s never too late to be happy. But it’s all up to you and no one else.

So true

To thine own self be true

roxanneraid 03-31-2017 05:23 PM

4th one is so accurate!

Jigster715 03-31-2017 10:42 PM

Words to live by.

marlboroack 04-01-2017 12:26 AM

Lol :pimp

Milfer 04-01-2017 12:52 AM

So we should listen to someone because he/she is OLD? I would listen to a 9 year old who is SMART

MiamiBoyz 04-01-2017 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SantaClause (Post 21656599)
Yea, I figured all that out when I was 22.

I agree...you don't have to be an old fart to understand the basics of life.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/78c395480...vcrzo1_400.gif

And that there is no fucking god either.

notinmybackyard 04-01-2017 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 21655594)
most the fucks here will choke on this.... the 90 years old loves God

I'm an old man, a convicted criminal and a pornographer. I'll own right up to the fact that I not only believe in God but I love him too. For anyone that's actually "lived' their life, there comes a point when they become aware that there's something more, a kind of consciousness, that's actually involved and interacting with the world.

CaptainHowdy 04-01-2017 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21656629)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...


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