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Devious Angel 04-05-2017 10:58 AM

How often do you masturbate?
 
Do you know that you can go blind from it?

Klen 04-05-2017 11:01 AM

Never, i more preffer when someone else take care of it.

Devious Angel 04-05-2017 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 21683746)
Never, i more preffer when someone else take care of it.

And you don't go blind from that? LOL

Joshua G 04-05-2017 11:07 AM

ya this thread needs titty pics.

Barry-xlovecam 04-05-2017 11:10 AM

^^ practice makes perfect :laughing-

Craft 04-05-2017 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devious Angel (Post 21683740)
Do you know that you can go blind from it?

If true i would be blind like a bat long time ago. :upsidedow

Klen 04-05-2017 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devious Angel (Post 21683752)
And you don't go blind from that? LOL

So far i never heard anyone got blindness from handjob.

CurrentlySober 04-05-2017 11:38 AM

I know for a fact that I could indeed go blind if I were to touch my eyes after I masturbated, so I'm very careful not to do that.

However this is due to my choice of *ahem* 'lube' that I use, so wouldn't apply to most others...

Devious Angel 04-05-2017 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 21683761)
ya this thread needs titty pics.

Can't you jerk off to imagination only?

NatalieK 04-05-2017 12:04 PM

masturbationīs good for you as is sex, I enjoy it every day :thumbsup

yuu.design 04-05-2017 12:08 PM

last times, mmm, 3 or 4 times a week

Spunky 04-05-2017 12:22 PM

Once every other day whether I need to or not

Getfifi Robert 04-05-2017 12:22 PM

Lots. I have plenty of toys haha!

xXXtesy10 04-05-2017 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getfifi Robert (Post 21683980)
Lots. I have plenty of toys haha!

you so funny bro

NALEM 04-05-2017 12:42 PM

Often I just Chaturbate.

j3rkules 04-05-2017 12:54 PM

I have read somewhere that this also causes you to grow hair on the palms of your hands...

CDSmith 04-05-2017 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Devious Angel (Post 21683740)
Do you know that you can go blind from it?

Total myth.

Now, where'd I put my damned spectacles... Is that a door or a chair?

TheDynasty 04-05-2017 02:12 PM

Never anymore :(

CourtneyR 04-05-2017 03:14 PM

As often as I breath.

Smack dat 04-05-2017 03:20 PM

I normally masturbate on the bus to school. This is pretty much every morning. There is this cute chick that always sits at the front of the bus so I usually bang one off to her.
While at school I normally find time to masturbate at least once. Last time was in the school library.
For some reason I then hold off until the evening but watch porn - I like xhamster and have to wank again then.

So. About 3 times a day then.

Farang 04-05-2017 03:39 PM

First, I'm not a fan of doing that. I even watch porn only when hookers are around normally. Which doesn't even happen lately...

Second, who gives a fuck? If you used the search, I'm sure you'd find other threads asking this.

This forum may not be the one where academics meet, but it doesn't have to be plain fucking stupid either.

Smack dat 04-05-2017 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 21684433)
First, I'm not a fan of doing that. I even watch porn only when hookers are around normally. Which doesn't even happen lately...

Second, who gives a fuck? If you used the search, I'm sure you'd find other threads asking this.

This forum may not be the one where academics meet, but it doesn't have to be plain fucking stupid either.

So you use hookers daily and hate masturbation. You're gay right?

btw fyi the search doesn't work.

This forum is only for the fucking stupid, stupid.

CaptainHowdy 04-05-2017 04:08 PM

I made the solemn promise that I will only be masturbated by someone else ...

Smack dat 04-05-2017 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21684538)
I made the solemn promise that I will only be masturbated by someone else ...

See you in 2 weeks CH.

seeandsee 04-05-2017 05:35 PM

faping is evil work

freecartoonporn 04-05-2017 07:29 PM

is there porn for blind people ?

i am into sex stories, so i guess i could listen to them and still fap even if i am blind.

beerptrol 04-05-2017 08:59 PM

3-4 times a day






PS I had to use Dragon Dictation to write this

Caldo 04-05-2017 11:49 PM

maybe 2 times a day :D

marlboroack 04-06-2017 02:14 AM

You wouldn't believe me if I told you

freecartoonporn 04-06-2017 02:27 AM

once a day. sometimes once in 2 days.

sex, once or twice a week.

nakeddutch 04-06-2017 02:39 AM

Every fucking day! And My Bitch does it for me!

:321GFY

always :stoned

Look Chang 04-06-2017 04:37 AM

When one loves one does not count :stoned

CurrentlySober 04-06-2017 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 21685012)
is there porn for blind people ?
.

Yes. Made a small fortune off it bitd, catering especially to the blind community.

Done right, its different to just audio stories, but fuck did it pay well ! :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 04-06-2017 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21684553)
See you in 2 weeks CH.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

jbvryant 04-06-2017 08:04 AM

frequency depends whether there is a celebrity scandal/photo leak :winkwink:


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