2 months ago, dumb Libs thought Trump / Russia were 2 peas in a pod
 

today's headline :

US / Russia relations : Lowest ever.

You forgot...

"Tillerson says" aka Trump's secretary of state, aka part of the admin under investigation for ties to Russia who now has a vested interest in claiming relations with Russia are on the brink.. aka smoke screen for dummies

DT: Vlad, this is The Donald, we need to talk man.

VP: Who? What is this, The Donald? Like The Donald the Duck?

DT: It's me Don, your buddy. Remember, you helped me win the election and all that? C'mon Vlad, it was only a month or so ago that we were best buddies.

VP: I kid you Donald. You are still my favorite dumb American. What can I do for you today Comrade.

DT: Well, you know I'm in a bit of shit here because of you and me being such good friends.

VP: Dah. We see it on the Fake CNN all the time. They are giving you very hard time.

DT: Well Vlad, I have a plan, but you're going to have to help me.

VP: You know I would do anything for you Comrade, what is it you need from me.

DT: Well Vlad, I want to throw a couple of missiles at Assad. That will make me very popular here. We'll say he had tear gas or something like that.

VP: Vell Donald, Tear gas does not usually warrant a missile attack. Why don't you say he used Sarin?

DT: Sarin? Ok, I didn't know that plastic wrap was dangerous except for little kids. But yeah, if I say he used Sarin to kill some kids that might do the trick. Anyway, after we launch the missiles you have to act all mad at me, like we aren't friends any more. That way I can say, see? Me and Puty aren't buddies so you can stop investigating because everything is hunky dory and I made America great again.

VP: Ok, I can go along with that. Comrade Tillerson is supposed to be here in a few days. We will get together and do vodka shots all day and then in public tell everyone how mad we are at each other.


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On a different note, when did you start taking headline lessons from JoshuaG?

I kind of thought you were a bit above that.

But I could be wrong, I often am.

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I'll break it too you easily.. you know how Superman and Clark Kent are never in the same place at the same time? Well....

That occurred to me but I really thought better of him than that.

My bad I guess.

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John McCain popped a boner when we bombed Syria, he's hard-headed and needed more evidence Trump wasn't with Russia.

the day he finally woke up and praised Trump.

just a matter of time, that a dumb lib blames trump for a chemical weapons attack.

see why i call you libs dumb? there you go.

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fake news!

Love it.

Tail wags dog

Please stop having thoughts you fucking moron.

wait...i thought it was that i post as jonnyclips & john1865 or whatever other stupid nick you fabricate & throw at me, & we all post in the same thread, talking to myself. oh wait, i post threads talking to myself under 1 nick, yet i have 14 nicks?

get your lies straightened out dumb lib.

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I'm reminded of how so many said Dubya was the dumbest of the dumb, yet somehow pulled off mass conspiracies.

Amazing how idiots can pull off incredible feats when they are on the other side, isn't it?

please step in front of a garbage truck driven by your PC friends that are not terrorists dumb lib.

thats how dumb you libs are, bladewire going, its not terror when ISIS uses a dump truck to kill people.

dumb fucking libs.

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they are not thoughts .... but farts :2 cents:

^^^^ Triggered!!! ^^^^^

Wow, people actually believe this line of crap? Some people are gullible as all fuck.

Trump/Putin loves the uneducated, especially the ones who never heard of the cuban missile crisis.

no dumb lib, the liberal media loves you.

because they can tell you that hilary is up by 11 points for a year. & when she loses, they know you dumb libs will come back for more bullshit. why? because they know you're too dumb to see thru their lies.

the liberal media spouts nonsense about trump ties to russia to feel better about hilary losing & to undermine his reputation with fake news...news you dumb libs think is real, even when all this illegal tapping happened & obama still couldnt find the goods. even when schiff says, we got nothing. dumb libs.

keep believing russian fairy tales, dumb libs.

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you're every used car salesman's dream.

you're CNNs favorite viewer.

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How do you know a politician and their devout followers are lying? Their lips are moving. Applies to both sides.

Dum Lib media...Plays the same anti-trump tune over and over.

Just as dumb as Bladewire actually.