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CurrentlySober 04-27-2017 06:57 AM

Once again, Amazon has impressed me to fuck! :)
 
Ordered a phone last night, and chose free delivery. It was supposed to take at least a week, up to 10 days to arrive. It wasn't available on prime and I didn't want to spend an extra £17 to get a '3 Day Delivery'... I was quite happy to wait until after the 3'rd of March, as originally expected...

Got an email saying it had been dispatched already and it had a tracking number... I checked the number and its been sent on a "One day delivery, next day guaranteed" deal...

That means I get it tomorrow and delivery was free ! Good job I didn't pay £17 to get it a day later !

SEXTANT 04-27-2017 07:02 AM

your lucky day CS

crockett 04-27-2017 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21731998)
Ordered a phone last night, and chose free delivery. It was supposed to take at least a week, up to 10 days to arrive. It wasn't available on prime and I didn't want to spend an extra £17 to get a '3 Day Delivery'... I was quite happy to wait until after the 3'rd of March, as originally expected...

Got an email saying it had been dispatched already and it had a tracking number... I checked the number and its been sent on a "One day delivery, next day guaranteed" deal...

That means I get it tomorrow and delivery was free ! Good job I didn't pay £17 to get it a day later !

It likely wasn't Amazon shipping it. You probably bought a listing that was fulfilled by the merchant. When I do Merchant fulfillment on Amazon, usually my package is at their door before my actual ship deadline.

Amazon gives a retarded amount of time to actually ship non prime items. It's like 3-4 days on most things before I'd have to print the label and ship it. Then you still get 24hr for it to get scanned after the label is printed.

CurrentlySober 04-27-2017 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 21732034)
It likely wasn't Amazon shipping it. You probably bought a listing that was fulfilled by the merchant. When I do Merchant fulfillment on Amazon, usually my package is at their door before my actual ship deadline.

Amazon gives a retarded amount of time to actually ship non prime items. It's like 3-4 days on most things before I'd have to print the label and ship it. Then you still get 24hr for it to get scanned after the label is printed.

You are right you know :) I just checked and yes, it is indeed not Amazon themselves.

However its still pretty good of the seller to pay for next day delivery when I wasn't expecting it for over a week... They are gonna get a glowing review from me :thumbsup

But, at the same time, in my mind, it kinda is still 'Amazon' that deserves the praise as well, because its Amazon I went too for my purchase and them I'll be dealing with should there be any problems etc, so its all good really :upsidedow

brassmonkey 04-27-2017 01:01 PM

you bought it locally. they are just trying to look like it flew in from india

Scott McD 04-27-2017 01:02 PM

Do a poo to celebrate :)

CurrentlySober 04-27-2017 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 21732826)
Do a poo to celebrate :)

Saving that to do on the phone - Its 'supposed' to be waterproof... :helpme

Caitlin BongaCash 04-27-2017 01:27 PM

lucky you
nothing special but nice :2 cents:

C H R I S 04-27-2017 03:59 PM

So they impressed the shit out of you?

NatalieK 04-27-2017 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21731998)
Ordered a phone last night

what phone have you ordered? Anything special...


hope it comes tomorrow now, maybe pre-empting the impressive delivery to early before it arrives, just saying, you´d have been best waiting until tomorrow to make this thread :2 cents:

Bladewire 04-27-2017 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21732871)
Saving that to do on the phone - Its 'supposed' to be waterproof... :helpme

I love that you're always so open with your freak on :1orglaugh:thumbsup

RyuLion 04-27-2017 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S (Post 21733168)
So they impressed the shit out of you?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Olga BongaCash 04-28-2017 01:47 AM

lucky you

CurrentlySober 04-28-2017 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21733234)
hope it comes tomorrow now, maybe pre-empting the impressive delivery to early before it arrives, just saying, you´d have been best waiting until tomorrow to make this thread :2 cents:

Agreed. I think I got a wee bit excited and surprised and shot me load a bit prematurely...

Thing is when they said it had been dispatched, and the tracking number was recognised, the tracking site said that it would 'appear' late at night, for delivery next day... Unfortunately it hasn't, however the case (also supposed to arrive in over a week) and the extra memory card both arrived this morning !

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21733234)
what phone have you ordered? Anything special...

Just a Galaxy S7, but its a million years more advanced than the one I've been using...

NatalieK 04-28-2017 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21734131)
Agreed. I think I got a wee bit excited and surprised and shot me load a bit prematurely...

Thing is when they said it had been dispatched, and the tracking number was recognised, the tracking site said that it would 'appear' late at night, for delivery next day... Unfortunately it hasn't, however the case (also supposed to arrive in over a week) and the extra memory card both arrived this morning !



Just a Galaxy S7, but its a million years more advanced than the one I've been using...

shit, sorry it hasn´t arrived...

I did wonder when you quite hastily created this thread the day before, however, great to hear your case arrived with the memory card a few days early & tbh, you may have another delivery today, sometimes an afternoon delivery, so keep your fingers crossed, if not, probably Tuesday now...

Nice phone btw, the S7 was a big seller, has all the gadgets & 4k video if i´m right :thumbsup

CurrentlySober 04-28-2017 07:27 AM

http://i.imgur.com/5JnNON2.png

WOOT WOOT ! Tracking states its now in the network, so HOPEFULLY will be here tomorrow !

Still quicker than the paid for 3 days :)

Sasha BongaCash 04-30-2017 12:14 PM

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