When you blow your load in public and you don't have kleenex what do you use?
 

When you are masturbating when the mood takes you and you haven't prepared what do you with the effect if you don't have anything to wipe with.

Your dad...

Cant say I've ever blown a load in public.

Pretty sure I have seen you with a dick up his arse before.

Try it you won't go back.

I am pretty sure that's not what people expected - Especially your dad - lol....

My dad can suck a dick or many dicks any day of the year. He is a faggot.

I just lick my fingers when I'm done. :stoned

Hold on, let me see what your moms says...

I think I saw you cock in hand walking down the street the other day, pretty sure it was you?

never tried that.

I use a sports sock

That was my brother :party-smi

That is why underwear is invented, so you can clean it with it when there is no kleenex or whatever you usual use to clean it. Otherwise there wouldn't be need for it lol

I use my long flowing hair

Improvise.


:D

Like father like son.

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