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no one else has made a may4th thread, so thought, well, it needs to be done :thumbsup

My son or daughter had a May the Fourth themed Dinner at school today.

I've been watching Star Wars all day today.

Fourth dammit. Not forth. May the Fourth.

You may go forth on May the Fourth.

dammit.


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holy crap, I was drunk when I wrote it & was thinking about the force... :1orglaugh nicely spotted cock up :thumbsup


may the 4th be with you Rochard :thumbsup

Cheesy sleazy desperate asshole. Only a loser like you would attempt to morph Star Wars into some kind of sales pitch for your cheap, out of date, 20 year old porn produced in Russia. Pick up a broom, isle 5 needs a clean up.
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Top 12 Sexual Lines in Star Wars


1. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.

2. Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!

3. Look at the size of that thing!

4. Sorry about the mess…

5. You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.

6. Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?

7. You’ve got something jammed in here real good.

8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!

9. Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?

10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care WHAT you smell!

11. You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home!

12. Get on top of it!

And Top 11 Sexual Lines in The Empire Strikes Back:
1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

2. Possible he came in through the south entrance.

3. I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?

4. Hurry up, golden rod…

5. That’s OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.

6. But now we must eat. Come, good food, come…

7. Control, control…You must learn control!

8. There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.

9. Size matters not…judge me by my size do you?

10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!

11. Would it help if I got out and pushed?

sounds like Star wars was meant to be quite a sexual movie. Amazing how many videos are...

even animated videos have sexual innuendos! :thumbsup