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CaptainHowdy 05-08-2017 02:34 PM

Public Sex Etiquette
 
On my daily strolls I'm stepping into some more marginal parts of this gargantuan park in my prison town. Once or twice a week I encounter couples happily dogging around its poorly lit sidelines or strange passages. Question is ... how does one gets to participate in this kind action? Should you stare and wait for a signal (a nod or something like that), or just approach them, cock in hand, hoping for the best?

Thanks in advance,

JesseQuinn 05-08-2017 02:49 PM

I think you approach with a red rose in hand and a cock pinned to your lapel. that always works for me anyways

CaptainHowdy 05-08-2017 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 21755065)
I think you approach with a red rose in hand and a cock pinned to your lapel. that always works for me anyways

That's the nineteenth century approach. I can dig it.

Relic 05-08-2017 03:17 PM

<^> Borderline therapy

RyuLion 05-08-2017 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21755116)
<^> Borderline therapy

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 05-08-2017 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21755116)
<^> Borderline therapy

I don't believe in mental health ...

CaptainHowdy 05-09-2017 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 21755122)
:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...aridad1907.gif

Relic 05-09-2017 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21755128)
I don't believe in mental health ...

Therapist

CaptainHowdy 05-09-2017 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 21756133)
The rapist

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Relic 05-09-2017 07:08 AM

You can trust your Therapist ^

AndyA 05-09-2017 07:21 AM

yes you see two creeps fucking on the dirty ground and you feel..."let me approach these freaks with my cock out?"
I think your on to something... and it's not retarded at all

Relic 05-09-2017 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by AndyA (Post 21756298)
and it's not retarded at all

You are a fan of therapy?

CaptainHowdy 05-09-2017 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by AndyA (Post 21756298)
yes you see two creeps fucking on the dirty ground and you feel..."let me approach these freaks with my cock out?"
I think your on to something... and it's not retarded at all

You can always try ... like a petition to end all free porn.

CaptainHowdy 05-11-2017 06:30 AM

Yesterday I got the chance to stare at a girl giving head to guy. The seemed cool with it.


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