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Cyber Fucker 05-12-2017 05:37 AM

Would anyone here help me by borrowing me $2k?
 
I would give it back with the interest of my choosing in 1,5-2 years, maybe earlier, but to be sure I can?t promise any earlier dates.

Well, I will probably get only trolling, but I have thought I will try to post it here and see. I never borrowed here from anyone nor asked this before.

My life got very complicated around 2 years ago, I?m back on good track and things are going in a good direction, I just need money to pay hosting bills.

3xmedia 05-12-2017 05:39 AM

I'm not a bank, sorry dude. have luck.

Ferus 05-12-2017 05:49 AM

$2k is what you can make in a month of work. You have internet access.... Start working online or find a offline work.

Denny 05-12-2017 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 21763198)
$2k is what you can make in a month of work. You have internet access.... Start working online or find a offline work.

:2 cents::thumbsup

Cyber Fucker 05-12-2017 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 21763198)
$2k is what you can make in a month of work. You have internet access.... Start working online or find a offline work.

Offline... not really, not in the country and region where I live. Full time job here is 200-300$/month. Online, possibly yes, if someone gave me a job, I'm not bad in graphic design. But well, finding such well paid job fast when you need it.. well, maybe if I'm lucky.

Spunky 05-12-2017 06:18 AM

Prostitution is the only answer

yuu.design 05-12-2017 06:19 AM

good luck man

2MuchMark 05-12-2017 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 21763234)
Offline... not really, not in the country and region where I live. Full time job here is 200-300$/month. Online, possibly yes, if someone gave me a job, I'm not bad in graphic design. But well, finding such well paid job fast when you need it.. well, maybe if I'm lucky.

HEre's some ideas for you:

Graphics & website designers are in demand. Why not post an offer with some examples of your work right here?

Why are your hosting costs so high? Have you shopped around for a better deal? Or maybe just reduce your hosting plan to something more affordable?

If you have high traffic on your site with the high hosting fees, have you considered selling advertising on it?

It's unlikely that anyone will lend you the money especially since they have no guarantee whatsoever of getting it back. Make a list of services you offer and provide them at a fair price. You should be able to make alot more, and, it can become ongoing revenue for you.

Good luck!

Cyber Fucker 05-12-2017 06:31 AM

Hmm.. ok, thanks for the suggestions. I will post later some samples. :thumbsup

As for the hosting plan it's a tricky thing and I believe it should be self sufficient in a few months but I can't be sure of anything, not everything is predictable.

Hmm...

I also have two domains I would be willing to sell for the right price. Dunno what is the 2nd worth. But the first one... someone wast giving me $1500 in the past for it, I refused that offer back then. Today I would accept it.

https://gfy.com/members/cyber-fucker/...4315-names.png

Cyber Fucker 05-12-2017 06:35 AM

Well, I'm not really expecting anyone will help me. But I know there are some wealthy people here for whom 2k is nothing and for me it's a big deal. So, just a silly try.

VikingMan 05-12-2017 06:41 AM

can't you get a side job?

CaptainHowdy 05-12-2017 06:41 AM

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Manfap 05-12-2017 06:52 AM

What are you hosting that costs $2k if it's not making the money to cover the hosting cost?

Cyber Fucker 05-12-2017 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 21763321)
What are you hosting that costs $2k if it's not making the money to cover the hosting cost?

$200 per month, sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Last months it wasn't going so great and my stuff did not bring me anything. I got a new project that is going in the good direction but it's just the beginning and yet to kick in more serious traffic.

It was self sufficient for a long time, I have been paying my hosting bills and domains since 2007 from what it made.

JerseyPuma 05-12-2017 07:12 AM

HookupOnline.com is your best domain, is it getting traffic? How much do you want for it?

Cyber Fucker 05-12-2017 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JerseyPuma (Post 21763399)
HookupOnline.com is your best domain, is it getting traffic? How much do you want for it?

It's not mine, I sold my sig to someone who owns it.

k0nr4d 05-12-2017 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21763243)
Prostitution is the only answer

Tax-free too :thumbsup

k0nr4d 05-12-2017 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 21763282)
Well, I'm not really expecting anyone will help me. But I know there are some wealthy people here for whom 2k is nothing and for me it's a big deal. So, just a silly try.

The fact is that there are institutions that lend money - banks. If a bank won't lend you money, it's a sign to a potential lender that they maybe shouldn't either (especially without collateral, and especially if you are in a different country where it would be too expensive to sue over $2k)...

directfiesta 05-12-2017 07:44 AM

https://ourfuture.org/wp-content/upl...6495516858.jpg

:2 cents:

JesseQuinn 05-12-2017 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 21763372)
$200 per month, sometimes it is, sometimes it's not. Last months it wasn't going so great and my stuff did not bring me anything. I got a new project that is going in the good direction but it's just the beginning and yet to kick in more serious traffic.

It was self sufficient for a long time, I have been paying my hosting bills and domains since 2007 from what it made.

you really gotta learn to use your creativity

1) contact your host and switch to monthly hosting until you get back on your feet. higher per month fee prob but at least that way you don't need to pay the whole year up front with cash you don't have

2) contact peeps who operate successfully in your niches and seek out their advice and critiques on how to effectively monetize your sites. if you can't afford to pay them for their time offer them a free ad on your site, a new logo or banner, whatever makes sense for you both

3) apply what you learn and work really hard

that should do it

for real, good luck =)

2MuchMark 05-12-2017 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 21763276)
I also have two domains I would be willing to sell for the right price. Dunno what is the 2nd worth. But the first one... someone wast giving me $1500 in the past for it, I refused that offer back then. Today I would accept it.

https://gfy.com/members/cyber-fucker/...4315-names.png

TasteOfTea.com is a great mainstream domain name.

Contact the owners of this domain : The Taste of Tea Experience in Healdsburg and offer to sell your domain to them.

Good luck!

Colmike9 05-12-2017 09:31 AM

If you can get some examples, esp. if you know Wordpress (It's just PHP/CSS/JS/MySQL basically), then I can hook you up with people that need designers.

They ask all the time, I just don't have time right now to do any of them. :thumbsup

j3rkules 05-12-2017 10:27 AM

I heard Crakrevenue is looking for a designer.

:winkwink:

Bladewire 05-12-2017 10:28 AM

Lendup.com does micro loans with no credit check. $250-$1,000

There are 20 or so sites like them.

There's your loan go get it Cyber Fucker!

Ferus 05-12-2017 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 21763234)
Offline... not really, not in the country and region where I live. Full time job here is 200-300$/month. Online, possibly yes, if someone gave me a job, I'm not bad in graphic design. But well, finding such well paid job fast when you need it.. well, maybe if I'm lucky.

So you live a place where a job could pay you 200-300$/month, and you are asking for a $2k loan?

That is like a years pay in advance?

- You dont give any details of what you need the money for
- Nobody knows you
- No contact details of you anywhere
- No online presence

I will bet you $2000,- right here, that anyone sending you ANY money, wont even have gotten 5% back two years from now.


+ this old topic
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...need-work.html

You aint ever gonna do shit, that makes any money.
Go get a job

InfoGuy 05-12-2017 04:18 PM

Unless you pledge liquid/semi-liquid collateral that greatly exceeds $2k, I doubt anyone here will give you an unsecured loan with an interest rate that you set and an open ended repayment date.

brassmonkey 05-12-2017 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21763243)
Prostitution is the only answer

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :2 cents::2 cents: :thumbsup:thumbsup

CPA-Rush 05-12-2017 04:57 PM

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MiamiBoyz 05-12-2017 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 21763243)
Prostitution is the only answer

:thumbsup


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