Me Being 50 in 2 Days Is Fake News !!!
 

Where have all the years gone... dayum as you yanks would say... I am frekkin 50 in under 2 days... May 16th around 7.30 am ish... yes I am refusing to be 50 until the actual time I was born !!! :321GFY

It's a big one right, maybe I should get a hooker and get a blowjob... :Oh crap

Happy Birthday :GFYBand

What did you learn between 40 and now??

Where do I send the cane?

Hmmm...
 

That the older I get the smaller my penis becomes :Oh crap

Hmmm...
 

The only cane I need is the MAGIC STICK for all my ho's :pimp

pics or it didn't happen :)

Happy birthday for May 16th. I feel yah - Gonna hit the big 50 myself soon :)

Happy Birthday on the 16th! Ignore the shrinkage and get 2 hookers! :thumbsup

It's all downhill from here so you might as well just end it...before you know it you will be forgetting your name and shitting around in your own shit (sitting around in someone else's would be just gross.)

http://68.media.tumblr.com/4643145a3...jteo1_1280.jpg

Speak for yourself... :2 cents:

Thanks...
 

Thanks Guys... Less than 24 hours to go now !!! Not sure what the day will hold for me... I will like most of the time, simply be working on PORN ! :error