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I want to impress young college girls, How to?
I have been hanging around a local university, I carry a book with me.
How do I impress the young ladies, Like the good will hunting guy. Remember in the movie where he is throwing out facts at the bar. The girls are about to slip out of their chairs they are so horny. What should I talk about? What would impress them? I notice you guys talk about trump all the time? What about political shit? Medical shit? Elliptical Curve Cryptography Shit? Race and BLM shit? |
Wear a Trump style red hat with the words "Sugar Daddy" on it. :stoned
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Feminist crap usually works ...
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pretend you are a douche bag liberal arts professor or major
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Wear a sign saying kick me in the nuts
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tell them that you published an extortion scheme on a public forum for the general public to review and approve of. they'll think its humor since its so unlikely that anyone could be that much of a fucking idiot.
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About 2 months ago I went to a restaurant (W&G on Cresent) to meet a client. I arrived early and sat at the bar, ordered a drink and started reading news on my iPhone, not really looking around.
A few minutes later a women in her early 30's started talking to me. I wasn't interested but wanted to be polite. She asked all kinds of questions. I kept my answers short, kept reading the article, and kept looking at the door for my client. The more I brushed her off, the more interested she seemed to be interested in talking to me. When she asked "So what do you do for a living?", I saw the perfect conversation killer, so I said "I work in the porn industry". After a few seconds of blissful silence, "Oh really wow thats great you porn is so good because this and that and up and down and blah blah blah blah blah and where are you going after your meeting and maybe we can have a drink and blah blah blah blah". So my advice: Be passive. Act disinterested. |
There were 2 ways I use to get girls back when I went out trying to get lucky..
buy her lots of shots or don't buy her anything and let the guys around her buy her drinks.. When the guys use the restroom just talk to the girl. The 2nd way I scored the hottest one night stand ever and only bought her last round and she already agreed to go home with me an hour before last call. Girls use guys for free drinks but truthfully she is always more attracted to just the guy that talks to her not just hitting on her and trying to buy her with lots of drinks. Granted I stopped doing one night stands over a decade ago cause they aren't as fun as they were in my 20's and early 30's. Now friends with benefits are my casual sex. |
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Women respond to 2 things... money and success
you can look like a monster but you look like you have dough your in. Walk into ANY bar if your by yourself you look like a goof.. I'm sure you have at least one friend up there anyways, walk in and buy ANY table of girls drinks... full round with a shot... walk up behind the table with your own shot and down it THEN just say to the girl you DON'T want.... that you look amazing tonight..... the hotter of the girls will go GREEN with envy... you have to look like your having a blast... not just sitting there or of course you can walk up to ANY college girl and say you have Blow and that should do it right there too |
lick your eyebrows
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talk about your cooking (if any), they love to imagine men in the kitchen
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Wear expensive brand clothes, and a Rolex too.. |
Ok here's some PuA NLP shit, use sparingly because you will drown in pussy........
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Sock in pants, just make sure to put in the front not the back.....
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Millenials think libbyizm is cool. |
Duct tape and zip ties always does the trick.
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Very good tips here. I have been watching one girl. I have no money for phone for dick pic. But I want to get a book like hers. Put a hole in it. When I open the book, have my weiner stick out. I want to say something clever. Like "learning is hard".
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be hot with a killer body, be smart and funny and be wicked in bed
and carry a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra not that complicated =) |
if you have to ask, you're doomed to get with them. it either comes naturally or never will.
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buy them fidget spinners and tell them they can snort coke from your penis for free
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ps: She gave me the book afterwards. So, NERD-WIN! |
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Take a stretch shorts and go in the school yard
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