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Smack dat 05-27-2017 04:29 PM

Looking for the poorest person on GFY.
 
Hey,

Are you poor?

Can you afford to feed your family? Your out..

Can you afford internet? your out ...

I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe.

I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse.

The reason? It will make me feel better :Oh crap

CaptainHowdy 05-27-2017 04:30 PM

I'm not poor, I'm just virtuous.

Smack dat 05-27-2017 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21796456)
I'm not poor, I'm just virtuous.

We all see that CH and respect you for it.

2MuchMark 05-27-2017 04:49 PM

I'm poor when it comes to good looks.

Just kidding - I'm fucking handsome.

CurrentlySober 05-27-2017 06:00 PM

i cunt even a4d2 reply 2 this post... :(

kane 05-27-2017 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 21796666)
i cunt even a4d2 reply 2 this post... :(

I believe we have a winner. :)

HairyChick 05-27-2017 06:18 PM

I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.

I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.

I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.

I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.

😎

CPA-Rush 05-27-2017 09:53 PM

i'm running out of my fuel to mars , want the delightful megan fox sit on my man dong .


can u supply a stand by :Graucho?
https://gfy.com/image.php?u=373401&dateline=1495059613

MiamiBoyz 05-29-2017 02:38 AM

http://68.media.tumblr.com/c0998c5c3...hjh2o1_400.gif

rogueteens 05-29-2017 03:07 AM

that'll be me then.

Klen 05-29-2017 04:19 AM

I remember one net-ponder which was running his websites from cyber caffe. I wonder where is he now. Also, not sure does cyber caffe's exists anymore, since cellphones and internet are quite cheap this days unless you live in some shithole.

adultchatpay 05-29-2017 05:08 AM

I'm poor of adventure. Most of us here i guess.

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2017 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 21798670)

Poor people problems :2 cents: ...

rogueteens 05-29-2017 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 21798763)
I remember one net-ponder which was running his websites from cyber caffe. I wonder where is he now. Also, not sure does cyber caffe's exists anymore, since cellphones and internet are quite cheap this days unless you live in some shithole.

I remember him, he had the worst-looking sites you could imagine. Wasn't there a bit of a stink when someone promised him a laptop?

Freechess? That rings a bell?

wehateporn 05-29-2017 10:24 AM

Probably someone who doesn't post, I rememeber the Indian guy who was selling cakes

romeo22 05-29-2017 10:35 AM

Im Fat....not poor

Klen 05-29-2017 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 21799201)
I remember him, he had the worst-looking sites you could imagine. Wasn't there a bit of a stink when someone promised him a laptop?

Freechess? That rings a bell?

Funny how you know exactly about who i talking and even guessed correctly nickname(i wouldn't know but since you mentioned it, it reminded me). So yes, it rings a bell :1orglaugh
Most of people dont even remember existence of net-pond even if they been long time members there.

Bladewire 05-29-2017 11:21 AM

Hands down it's Joshua G

rogueteens 05-29-2017 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 21799528)
Funny how you know exactly about who i talking and even guessed correctly nickname(i wouldn't know but since you mentioned it, it reminded me). So yes, it rings a bell :1orglaugh
Most of people dont even remember existence of net-pond even if they been long time members there.

I liked him though, never had much dealings with him but he seemed decent enough.

Google Expert 05-29-2017 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 21798871)
Poor people problems :2 cents: ...

Obviously she's not poor if she can afford to eat like a fucking hippo.

AndyA 05-29-2017 02:59 PM

yes poor

poor attitude
poor attention span
poor diet
poor work out routine

Tumblr 05-29-2017 03:21 PM

Why are you looking for the guy/girl anyways ?

nico-t 05-29-2017 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21796453)
Hey,

Are you poor?

Can you afford to feed your family? Your out..

Can you afford internet? your out ...

I am looking for GFYers that have nothing. Maybe you used to have everything but you lost is all and you now post from a cyber cafe.

I know you guys are here but I am looking for the poorest excuse.

The reason? It will make me feel better :Oh crap

you just described crockett :1orglaugh

Struggle4Bucks 05-29-2017 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 21796696)
I'm so poor that homeless people look at me and dig through their pockets for loose change.

I'm so poor I recycle newspapers from the garbage and use them as blankets.

I'm so poor that I'm using a toothbrush handle to type instead of a $1 stylus.

I'm so poor but at least a sense of humor is free.

��

It's still poor humor...

wehateporn 05-29-2017 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 21800014)
you just described crockett :1orglaugh

Someone said he had to live in his van these days, maybe if he was less confrontational on GFY some folks would help him out

Horatio Caine 05-29-2017 05:12 PM

Tossup between brassmonkey and dyno-josh.. Both on welfare, but BM has more dependents. dyno-josh lives with mom and step-dad.

NatalieK 05-29-2017 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21799555)
Hands down it's Joshua G

you having a laugh, he´s alright, he´s probably living on social funding :2 cents:


Poor can be such a huge scope. Is the poorest person someone not earning money, alas, receiving benefits, or a person with their own business, earning greatly & have nothing to spend because of outlay. A person in a huge home can maybe not afford to fit the carpets, or so to speak.

Maybe poor & wealthy can be the lifestyle...

Gary & I earn our own income, we live a prosperous life with big goals & still found ourselves this month worrying about pennies & not pounds. We live a life with a grand lifestyle, we´re so grateful for, although, having to keep our mind on work just to eat & drink. We´ve not gone one day without a nice cold glass of wine, working on the net, with a tv on. However, not able to enjoy a day down the beach, although can see it, because we can´t afford to do that this month.

Rich or poor, the human race works too hard to enjoy this beautiful planet we live on :2 cents:

wehateporn 05-30-2017 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21800167)
Gary & I earn our own income, we live a prosperous life with big goals & still found ourselves this month worrying about pennies & not pounds.

Very honest of you GSpot, I hope sales pick up again. :thumbsup

They were pretty low for me at the start of the month, the last week is saving it :2 cents:

ilnjscb 05-30-2017 10:20 AM

We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.
I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.
I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.
I'm so broke that when someone saw me walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." and I said, "No, I found one."

brassmonkey 05-30-2017 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21800113)
Tossup between brassmonkey and dyno-josh.. Both on welfare, but BM has more dependents. dyno-josh lives with mom and step-dad.

you are nuts! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh why would you even care? what is your occupation??? not poor my family net worth look into that

Horatio Caine 05-30-2017 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21802321)
my family net worth look into that

I have. It varies from the beginning of the month and the end. I would estimate $800 on the 1st, about $150 on the 10th, and $1.32 on the 30th.. Also depends on when Butcher pays you for sig whoring. Thats another $50 added to B-nichin' family trust.

NatalieK 05-31-2017 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 21800854)
Very honest of you GSpot, I hope sales pick up again. :thumbsup

They were pretty low for me at the start of the month, the last week is saving it :2 cents:

it´s picked up again thank you, I think the art of online business is working hard :thumbsup

klinton 05-31-2017 11:43 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21802369)
I have. It varies from the beginning of the month and the end. I would estimate $800 on the 1st, about $150 on the 10th, and $1.32 on the 30th.. Also depends on when Butcher pays you for sig whoring. Thats another $50 added to B-nichin' family trust.


j3rkules 06-01-2017 02:38 AM

Pretty sure it is CurrentlySober. He always says "I can not afford"...

nico-t 06-01-2017 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21802321)
not poor my family net worth look into that

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ok

I searched for 'brassmonkey net worth' but somehow i couldn't find it :1orglaugh


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