I have an extra $2MM lying around and I'm looking for investment ideas.
 

Sure, I could leave it in the market and maybe get another 10% in the next year, but I'm looking for something exciting and profitable. This is basically walk around money, and if I lose it tomorrow, I probably wouldn't give a fuck. Losing it wouldn't affect my lifestyle in the least, but hitting it big with this pocket change might put me on another financial level.

Thinking about offering it up as Venture Capital or some other start-up business.

Any suggestions? PM me or something.

serious biz here?

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I'll make a VR game with Unity for 50k, done in 12 months. Then passed on to you for monetization. :thumbsup

Don't buy a Mcdonalds. If the new delivery service flops they are done. That's straight from a franchise owners mouth.

Mcdonalds won't be the only one. Large franchises across the board are the next to fall. Delivery? :1orglaugh

You walk around with only 2 mill?

Interested in doing biz in Europe?

invest in startup.

If you want to hit it big with putting 2 million into a start up, this is the most likely scenario:
After they burned your 2 million they need another investment round of 200 million. You can't provide that so they will look for someone else. That someone else will appreciate the work and money that has allready been put in there. They only need to get rid of that annoying little 2 million dollar guy so they file for bankruptcy first before investing 200 million dollars in their new start up. 5 years later you will be giving interviews to fake news and conspiracy sites about how they screwed you in the ass, because they are the only ones who want to hear it. WeHatePorn will copy/paste them here...

But since you don't give a fuck about losing 2million i'll advice you to invest in a start up...

whats with all these "where would you invest $xxxxxxxxxx threads"?

you are stupid mother fuckers if you invest money in some business you know nothing about....even real estate, if you do not know your shit, you are likely to lose money...no matter what anybody suggests you still know shit about this new biz you are entering...what makes you think you will prosper next to the pros that are already in the biz?

enter any new biz = prepare to loose a ton of money until you learn how to do it...after maybe 5 years and tons of lost money you will know something about the real life factual reality of the business...

I know a guy starting a chain of natural light studios. Artists pay to work in them.

What do you guys think about that?

Have your body cryogenically frozen until they come up with a cure for stupid

It is probably a parody thread, but yes it's not good to invest into something in what you are not expert.

Buy some oil drilling limited partnerships ... Oil is the most limited form of wealth in the world and its price is only going up.

ding ding ding we have a winner! :1orglaugh:thumbsup

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Yep we're working on a VR software system that will revolutionize the industry..... that's the WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER...

we could use some of that walking around money

I can show you how to spend the money with class.

a good problem to have

Bitcoin and Ethereum

Its nothing,just this

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That's silly.. 1st off there are lots of 3rd party delivery services that already deliver things for places like McDonalds. I'm pretty sure even uber is getting in on that market as it's a big hit already in college towns.

McDonalds are busy everywhere I go assuming it's in a good location. I used them a lot while traveling for the free wifi and I don't see them going under anytime soon.

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open a pot shop in a state where its newly legal. can't lose.

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The delivery craze will die down when the investment money stops, just like it did 17 years ago.

Yesterday I signed up for InstaCart. Free delivery for a year. Even if my delivery charge goes to $20, hard to support wages, vehicles, insurance, etc on that.

$4m worth of property with $1m down, have a management company run them for you and have your tenants pay off your mortgages in 20 years. Better returns than average market performance + ongoing fun money for later in life.

$500k into Ethereum. $500k into Apple.

You're welcome.

We are trying to raise $100k for feature film.

Give it away ...

welcomed to Spain for a month while we shoot some pilot vids for British TV, best clubs, bars, places of interest...

We could use the investment & it will be nothing but fun while you´re here :thumbsup

Asking people on gfy was your first mistake.

Asking people on GFY what to do with $2m isn't something people with $2m would do.

$2m Venezuelan Bolivars :thumbsup

I'll take some.