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TheDynasty 05-29-2017 09:39 AM

Tiger Woods arrested on suspicion of DUI
 
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(CNN)Golf legend Tiger Woods was arrested around 3 a.m. Monday morning on suspicion of driving under the influence in Jupiter, Florida, Jupiter police spokeswoman Kristin Rightler said.

Woods was booked into a local jail and released on his own recognizance with no bond a few hours later, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office's online records.
Woods, 41, who has undergone multiple back surgeries in recent years, hasn't played competitive golf since he was forced to pull out of the Dubai Desert Classic in February.
His most recent operation was just more than a month ago when he underwent fusion surgery on his back. Woods said in a blog post published Wednesday that "it was instant nerve relief."
"I haven't felt this good in years," he said.
Woods also said in the post that his long-term prognosis for returning to professional golf is positive, but that he won't be able to twist his back for another two to three months.
"Right now, my sole focus is rehab and doing what the doctors tell me," he wrote. "I am concentrating on short-term goals.
"I want to thank my doctors for their great work and support throughout this process. I also want to thank the fans for your phenomenal support. It means more than you know. There's a long way to go, but as I said, words cannot convey how good it feels to be pain-free."

Tiger Woods arrested on suspicion of DUI - CNN.com

Bladewire 05-29-2017 09:40 AM

He was pulled over for being black while driving @ 3am, then they were suspicious he might have been drunk driving :2 cents:

Phoenix 05-29-2017 09:43 AM

I'm Tiger Woods and i like to party

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2017 09:46 AM

Guess the race ...







... golfer.

romeo22 05-29-2017 11:10 AM

It doesont look like him at all

Bladewire 05-29-2017 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by romeo22 (Post 21799537)
It doesont look like him at all

He's had many back surgeries. Pain killers bloat you, and are highly addictive.

Joshua G 05-29-2017 11:25 AM

you know what they say at the bar...sunday funday!

:winkwink:

OneHungLo 05-29-2017 11:38 AM

http://i.imgur.com/KwwJCVf.png

Spunky 05-29-2017 12:15 PM

He's hopped up on that reefer

Scott McD 05-29-2017 12:26 PM

He looks like he is tripping ballssss...

RyuLion 05-29-2017 12:41 PM

He should've taken a taxi or Uber if he can't afford his own driver..

beerptrol 05-29-2017 12:50 PM

was his exwife chasing him with a 9 iron

Robbie 05-29-2017 02:12 PM

I would bet that he is addicted to pain pills at this point and needs to be in rehab.

3 back surgeries in a row and constant pain...it's an old story, and a deadly one.

Opioid pill users will destroy their entire lives before they finally end up dead unless they get help.

kane 05-29-2017 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 21799798)
I would bet that he is addicted to pain pills at this point and needs to be in rehab.

3 back surgeries in a row and constant pain...it's an old story, and a deadly one.

Opioid pill users will destroy their entire lives before they finally end up dead unless they get help.

I was going to say the same. It sounds like he has spent the last handful of years in constant pain. That is a recipe for painkiller addiction and a guy like him will have the means to easily get them. It may turn out to not be that and just be him drinking too much (or maybe he is drinking to deal with pain), but I'm not going to be shocked at all to hear that he is going to rehab.

Robbie 05-29-2017 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 21799837)
I was going to say the same. It sounds like he has spent the last handful of years in constant pain. That is a recipe for painkiller addiction and a guy like him will have the means to easily get them. It may turn out to not be that and just be him drinking too much (or maybe he is drinking to deal with pain), but I'm not going to be shocked at all to hear that he is going to rehab.

Let's hope he does go to rehab and get some help.
Great athlete and great role model. I hate to see this happening.

Good news is...he can be a powerful spokesman for the youth and addiction rehab if/when he gets help and comes through it.

Axeman 05-29-2017 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 21799870)
Let's hope he does go to rehab and get some help.
Great athlete and great role model. I hate to see this happening.

Good news is...he can be a powerful spokesman for the youth and addiction rehab if/when he gets help and comes through it.

Very true. Hopefully he gets things back on track. Non-stop back surgeries has to take its toll. Especially when it takes away the only true love that he has besides white women, golf.

RyuLion 05-29-2017 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 21799870)
Let's hope he does go to rehab and get some help.
Great athlete and great role model. I hate to see this happening.

Good news is...he can be a powerful spokesman for the youth and addiction rehab if/when he gets help and comes through it.

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

AndyA 05-29-2017 02:51 PM

how in the fuck are you as rich as Tiger and your driving yourself drunk

Robbie 05-29-2017 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyA (Post 21799900)
how in the fuck are you as rich as Tiger and your driving yourself drunk

Because people who are addicts aren't thinking clearly.

If you or I had THAT kind of money...I would always go out in a limousine at night or when drinking.

But if you are a pill addict? You have lost that ability to make sound judgements. And of course drinking on opioids magnifies the effects of both the pills and the alcohol further impairing your judgement. :(

kane 05-29-2017 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyA (Post 21799900)
how in the fuck are you as rich as Tiger and your driving yourself drunk

His potentially being on painkillers aside, there are a lot of people who don't realize just how little you have to drink in order to be legally drunk. It differs from person to person with a lot of factors to consider, but it is possible to go out to dinner, have a few drinks and actually be legally drunk while thinking you are okay to drive. Also, booze takes a little time to get into your system. So you might have a few drinks and feel fine, then 30 minutes later it hits you while you are driving home and it is trouble.

MKA 05-29-2017 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 21799345)

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NatalieK 05-29-2017 05:57 PM

serial cheating wanker...


oh, serial cheating RICH wanker :2 cents:

kane 05-29-2017 08:20 PM

Apparently, Tiger has issued a statement saying this was a result of a prescription medication side-effect. Sounds like step 1 of admitting a problem and heading to rehab.

Matt 26z 05-29-2017 09:08 PM

He seems to be shape shifting from a black dude to an Indian.

just a punk 05-29-2017 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 21799345)

This mugshot says: "I love Vodka!"

Just a question. Does this guy still play golf?

kane 05-29-2017 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21800410)
This mugshot says: "I love Vodka!"

Just a question. Does this guy still play golf?

Technically, he still plays golf, but he hasn't done much in the last few years since he has gone through multiple surgeries on his back and knee.

LetterTwenty7 05-30-2017 01:35 AM

haha man, that face...

LetterTwenty7 05-30-2017 01:37 AM

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hdbuilder 05-30-2017 12:45 PM

He looks pretty wasted on that pics, but now it seems he was on pills...

The Porn Nerd 05-30-2017 12:57 PM

Karma is a BITCH - and it is hitting Woods with a nine iron hard.

Tiger Woods a "role model"? Like his gambling addict buddies Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley? Tiger Woods has always, always been a douschebag (just like Jordan and Barkley) and treated everyone he ever met like lowlife shit.

I hope his life drizzles down the drain, like I wish it would also do for Alex Rodgriguez. FUCK these idiot athletes. They get exactly what they deserve.

Robbie 05-30-2017 01:26 PM

Lot of anger issues there porn nerd...lol

TheDynasty 05-30-2017 02:15 PM

Update 5/30/17
 
The report says he flunked the field sobriety test badly ... he couldn't do the one-leg stand or the nose touch. The report says when asked if he understood the Romberg alphabet test, he stated, "yes, recite entire national anthem backwards."
According to the report, Woods was arrested and taken to a testing facility. At 4:28 AM, he took a breathalyzer test and blew zeros. It says he was "cooperative as much as possible, very droopy, extremely sleepy, hard to keep eyes open, hard to walk."
Tiger has since said he had an "unexpected reaction to prescribed medications" ... adding, "I didn't realize the mix of medications affected me so strongly."
He's due in court in July.

The Porn Nerd 05-30-2017 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 21801898)
Lot of anger issues there porn nerd...lol

How dare you?? LOL

Yeah, whiny millionaire athletes bug me, especially when they're liars, cheaters and d-bags.

Maybe I need to get laid. :D

MiamiBoyz 05-31-2017 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21801850)
Karma is a BITCH - and it is hitting Woods with a nine iron hard.

Tiger Woods a "role model"? Like his gambling addict buddies Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley? Tiger Woods has always, always been a douschebag (just like Jordan and Barkley) and treated everyone he ever met like lowlife shit.

I hope his life drizzles down the drain, like I wish it would also do for Alex Rodgriguez. FUCK these idiot athletes. They get exactly what they deserve.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup


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