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Sid70 06-07-2017 08:50 AM
Are you a midget?
 
Just curious how many are taller than 6'. I'm 6'2".

Smack dat 06-07-2017 09:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 21817846)
Just curious how many are taller than 6'. I'm 6'2".
Midget here. 5'11"

Off topic but why do we use feet to measure ourselves?

Sid70 06-07-2017 09:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21817873)
Midget here. 5'11"

Off topic but why do we use feet to measure ourselves?
I am just being polite on an American board, I use decimals in real life.

pimpmaster9000 06-07-2017 09:41 AM
I am a 6'3 midget you midget...

freecartoonporn 06-07-2017 09:43 AM
5'11" here.
after waking up i am usually 6'1"

CaptainHowdy 06-07-2017 09:44 AM
No, I just feel like a mental midget while browsing through social media ...

CPA-Rush 06-07-2017 09:48 AM
shorter than average 5'6 but nice large cock

Smack dat 06-07-2017 10:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 21817978)
shorter than average 5'6 but nice large cock
I have seen your cock.

She is a nice bird.

yuu.design 06-07-2017 10:26 AM
almost there :S

2MuchMark 06-07-2017 11:21 AM
I want to hire a midget for a party. Anyone have any idea what they eat? Kibble?

TheDynasty 06-07-2017 11:27 AM
6'2 ...........

Axeman 06-07-2017 11:31 AM
5'10 for me.

Bladewire 06-07-2017 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 21817978)
shorter than average 5'6 but nice large cock
We have a winner! Post proof to receive your prize!

Sid70 06-07-2017 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21818266)
I want to hire a midget for a party. Anyone have any idea what they eat? Kibble?

brassmonkey 06-07-2017 11:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/znrTQcK.jpg

The Porn Nerd 06-07-2017 12:09 PM
I am 194 centimeters.
How tall is that?

PS: Midgets creep me the fuck out.

wehateporn 06-07-2017 12:13 PM
6'1" / 186cm

Hannes 06-07-2017 12:30 PM
sitting around 5'11, think thats the norm

brassmonkey 06-07-2017 12:33 PM
6'3" 250 pounds

brassmonkey 06-07-2017 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the porn nerd (Post 21818404)
i am 194 centimeters.
How tall is that?

Ps: Midgets creep me the fuck out.
6'4" ???

NatalieK 06-07-2017 02:16 PM
i´m 5´5 and my partner´s 5.10, anything over 6´ is lanky :2 cents:

The Porn Nerd 06-07-2017 02:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21818470)
6'4" ???
Yup.

When people ask me how's the weather up there I spit on their head and say "It's raining".

:D

CPA-Rush 06-07-2017 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21818083)
I have seen your cock.

She is a nice bird.
https://media.tenor.com/images/46e39...e966/tenor.gif
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...c1bfe008e7.gif

Adult-biz 06-07-2017 04:32 PM
6'2" and over 250 pounds. Been training hard on and off since I was a teenager (some 30 years).

Bladewire 06-07-2017 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 21818338)
Same guy, wide shot

http://i.imgur.com/YcAyNtR.gif

pimpmaster9000 06-07-2017 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 21818785)
i´m 5´5 and my partner´s 5.10, anything over 6´ is lanky :2 cents:
midget tranny...

Bladewire 06-07-2017 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21819106)
midget tranny...

Look Chang 06-07-2017 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 21817873)

Off topic but why do we use feet to measure ourselves?
Only 5% of the world population are still using the archaic imperial system. :stoned

Bladewire 06-07-2017 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21819247)
Only 5% of the world population are still using the archaic imperial system. :stoned
Should be 100% metric IMHO

Look Chang 06-07-2017 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21819109)
The good thing with trannies is they don't simulate their orgasms... :stoned

Bladewire 06-07-2017 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21819289)
The good thing with trannies is they don't simulate their orgasms... :stoned
Great observation, two loads for the price of one 👍😉

Rochard 06-07-2017 07:08 PM
I am 5'11" and hung like a bottle of pepsi.

Bladewire 06-07-2017 07:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 21819304)
I am 5'11" and hung like a bottle of pepsi.
Proof or ban (you can PM me proof and I'll certify here via text post)

CaptainHowdy 06-08-2017 04:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 21819289)
The good thing with trannies is they don't simulate their orgasms... :stoned
True :1orglaugh ...

But the female faking an orgasm is such a great act of kindness ...

Andreweb 06-08-2017 09:47 AM
I'm 180cm I think that is 5'11" !

CPA-Rush 06-09-2017 08:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 21818329)
We have a winner! Post proof to receive your prize!
where i can send this to claim the prize ?

Bladewire 06-09-2017 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 21824497)
where i can send this to claim the prize ?
Send via PM or I can give you email Addy via PM or msg it to me via my Chaturbate :thumbsup

EddyTheDog 06-09-2017 08:30 PM
6 foot(ish)...

RyuLion 06-09-2017 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21818266)
I want to hire a midget for a party. Anyone have any idea what they eat? Kibble?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 06-09-2017 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 21818833)
Yup.

When people ask me how's the weather up there I spit on their head and say "It's raining".

:D
well you are a inch taller. my dick is bigger than yours - friday after next

Spunky 06-09-2017 11:05 PM
6' 2" 240. working on the weight part by drinking less beer

emmasexytime 06-10-2017 05:07 AM
Which midget wants to star in a vid for my site?


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