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VikingMan 06-17-2017 07:58 PM

Leaving GFY for 30 days...I am trying out Christianity
 
Sorry good people of GFY but for the next 30 days you will not be blessed with my insightful and uplifting posts as I will be praying to Jesus, treating my body like a temple, following God's commandments, reading scripture daily, and living a Christ-like existence.

I used to pray to Jesus as a 5 year old boy when I used to still sometimes wet the bed and I had 100% success. Seriously every time I prayed about it I woke up with a dry bed. Was this placebo or was it divine intervention? While I currently do not have a problem with wetting the bed I do obviously have some other personal issues. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

See you guys in 30 days. I will report back my results! Remember I will be praying for all of you.

oppoten 06-17-2017 08:21 PM

It won't be fashionable to mock Christianity for much longer. Jewish godlessness has not made the West a better place.

Enjoy it while you can :thumbsup

VikingMan 06-17-2017 08:56 PM

oppoten ya big grump I will be praying for you as well. :)

oppoten 06-17-2017 08:58 PM

thanks man, I appreciate it :thumbsup

ilnjscb 06-17-2017 09:09 PM

I can't wait to see what cool 30 day thing you do next

SBJ 06-17-2017 09:13 PM

Good luck with that

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Bladewire 06-17-2017 09:27 PM

Back in jail again eh? :1orglaugh Unpaid child support? Unpaid ticket? Gonna get stinky the hot summer month of July :disgust Fill us in when you get back and post pics of you celly :thumbsup

JFK 06-18-2017 02:16 AM

Bless you !:pimp

Paul Markham 06-18-2017 03:28 AM

Jesus was a failure. His mission was to teach the Jews.

crockett 06-18-2017 06:57 AM

http://i.imgur.com/J3cux1k.jpg

Perhaps you just need a new job..

Grapesoda 06-18-2017 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 21840013)
It won't be fashionable to mock Christianity for much longer. Jewish godlessness has not made the West a better place.

Enjoy it while you can :thumbsup

... you do know that culture in the west is based on Greek and Jewish culture right? even fucking Islam is based on Judaism lol!!

CurrentlySober 06-18-2017 08:57 AM

Before I went to bed as a child, I prayed that god would give me the strength to piss and shit the bed at night... I was usually successful

MatureKing 06-18-2017 09:33 AM

I don't get it, how it helps us. Anyway you can go, we will try survive as usual


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