If you win the lottery...
 

the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job," said my 48 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket.

"Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Pinto," I replied.

"Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one," she said.

"My point exactly."

feminazi wont be amused.

The idea of a "48 year old girlfriend" kills all the mood for a joke ...

Not a bad one, Mr. Tinfoil :)

So true. A 48 year old GF is a ball and chain so depressing, unless you're 70 or 80 :1orglaugh

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