I have one full time employee available, what should I have them do?
 

I have a full time employee available to work 40 hours a week..

I need more traffic, USA preferred..

What should I have them do?

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Does he have firm buttocks?

Put your porn site on a poster board. Have the employee hold the sign up at intersections.

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Why do you hire people with no clear idea of what you are going to ask of them?

5 responses.. not one simple idea.. anyone have some REAL advice?

Idea #1: Have then post R rated Pinterest posts with your watermark

Does he have any marketing skill? Make him go around asking these questions himself so you can go grab a beer then again you need to make sure he's not jerking off on the content u got.. so maybe drink beer while watch him work ;)

Any other ideas they can do?