A Jewish man and a Czechoslovakian man...
 

..were walking in a national forest. All of a sudden, a bear appeared and ate the Czechoslovakian man. The Jewish guy ran back to find someone to help. He found a Forest Ranger and told him what had happened. So the ranger took a gun and went back into the forest. There were two bears together. "Now there are only two bears on this mountain," the ranger explained. "One is a male, the other is a female. Which is the one that ate your friend?" The Jewish guy said it was definitely the male bear. So the ranger fired the gun and killed the bear, while the other ran away. When they cut it open to see, its stomach was empty.
The moral of the story? Never trust a Jew that says the Czech is in the male

LOL

funny part though is that someone managed to come up with such a weak joke

It took me a minute to see the joke.

That's a long way to go for such an old joke.

Ugh, lame. An old joke but worded differently. Why push the stereotype any further?

very long ..............:2 cents::helpme

When it's Jewish jokes, you need to reach the source. Luckily you have a Jew here :)

A Rabbi enters a bar in Louisiana with a frog on his shoulder, sits down and orders a Whiskey.
The bartender goes: "Where the hell did you get that?"
And the frog answers: "Where do you think? In Brooklyn"

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Took me a second...good one XD

Good one.. you are just 24 years late with the joke :1orglaugh

Slovak bears now prefer Czech dudes :winkwink:

Slovak bear power!

Comment: It was just a gypsy in a bear suit that wanted to stole their bikes. :1orglaugh (dass waciss :mad: )

dass jewcisss

Jews will be pretty upset about it. Isn't it?

a jew's biggest dilemma: free pork :1orglaugh

Not really, some of us like Jewish jokes.
For instance, a fiddler on the roof can be a really depressed musician who's about to make a serious life decision....

Much better :)