Self-Described Drug Dealer Calls 911, Reports Stolen Drugs
 

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(Newser) - Calling 911 to report a stolen bag of cocaine probably wasn't the best idea for a self-described Florida drug dealer. But Okaloosa Sheriff's officials wrote on Facebook that 32-year-old David Blackmon did just that on Sunday morning. The post says Blackmon called 911 to report a robbery in Fort Walton Beach. The AP reports Blackmon told the responding deputy that someone entered his car and took $50 and about a quarter ounce of cocaine from the center console. The report says the deputy spotted some cocaine and a crack rock on the console and a crack pipe on the floorboard by the driver's side door. Blackmon is charged with possession of cocaine and resisting arrest without violence.

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Resisting without is a fucked up charge... and, it's an M1
Or is it an M2
I cannot remember
Oh and then there's NVVA, which is DEFINITELY M1
So wonderful for the DA to not have burden of proof he would have for a felony charge but to be able to ask for a felonyesque sentence

PS: Didn't this exact same story happen in Canada awhile back?