Mom Cut In Half When Elevator Malfunctions
 

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/08/21/mom-26-cut-in-half-when-elevator-reportedly-malfunctions-in-freak-accident.html?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=re ferral&utm_campaign=zergnet_1980188

Today was a good day; I moved. Just sat down to check out my new Internet connection and read the news.

I'm done and not so-happy now.

Thanks brassmonkey

Thanks for posting this great Death News!

this is why I'm so glad gfy is back up.. Thanks BM News Network of Death News

We have a new brass ....

O_O ...Ahhhhhhh
that's not a fun one.

Just when I think we've reached the limits of "Fucking Around"

No great loss as she was a whore anyway.

God. You really like to post stuff like this.

One time I posted weird shit. BFD. Go read the Trump posts; much more interesting. Better yet, read the "......... is a moron" posts. Tittilating.