True story. Trump related...
 

My freshmen year in college my buddy and I went to this bar to meet a couple of babes we had hooked up with the night before.

This bar turned out to be very popular with the frat boys on campus and one of the girls used to date one of these guys who happened to be there. He started talking alot of shit and decided to take a swing at me as I was heading for the bathroom!

I grabbed him in a head lock and I hit him in the face about 30 times until I was sure I broke his nose! Then I let him go and gave a sharp kick to his knee cap, causing him to fall to the ground. I kicked him a few times in the ribs with my steel toe boots! I then picked him up and threw him through the the front window of the bar! That's when the cops showed up and I was arrested.

Translation:

Last weekend you and your Gay lover went to a bar off campus where the frat boys hang out in the hopes of seducing a drunk frat boy and getting some straight cock. You were obviously homosexual predaters and were beat up and kicked out 🦄:thumbsup

You had to hit him 30 times to break his nose? Dude you must hit like a little girl...a little girl who grew up in a patriarchal society where they discourage little girls from taking part in sports...

So the moral of this story is: When your in a bar and there's a sign saying.. Golden Showers This WaY, it's not necessarily the toilet..

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The point?

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And then i woke up !! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I thought so.

You went full Roadhouse on his ass! :thumbsup

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Are you speaking from experience, Nancy?

Cool story bro.

I had not seen this post before.

So, you are another JohnnyClips eh?

Did you ride away from the bar on your Ten Speed?

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Awww you still mad that I called you Francis? lol poor baby :1orglaugh I'm sure it's better than me calling you Sarah.

Yeah, I must admit though.. I stole it from your butt buddy beerptrl :1orglaugh

Something wrong here.

If you fell to the ground after being kicked in the knee, how were you able to kick high enough to kick him in the ribs?

How were you able to stand up after a kicked knee?

How could you possibly support your weight and his weight? Plus have enough support to throw him?

Assuming he weighed 130 Pounds (he's a girlie-man), and assuming you were fighting at the front of the bar near the window, and assuming the window was only 10 feet away allowing for a couple of chairs and a table, you would have had to generate 202 foot pounds or 273.91 Joules per second in order to throw him 10 feet to the window plus another 8.081 foot pounds just to lift him up.

This seems very unlikely that you can do that with 1 working knee.

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