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notinmybackyard 09-05-2017 07:10 AM
Need some creative minds to help me brainstorm.
 
I'm really hitting a brick wall with this problem. Because I've got the problem of creating "Jewish" themed smut.. Unfortunately there are rules being attached to what I do.

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1. I can't do anything will be considered an attack on the Jewish faith.

2. men can't look like stereotypes and they also can't be dressed colorfully. (conservative only)

3. No bondage, No scat, no freaks, no vulgar language, etc

4. The women must dress conservative and must also look married. (Married WTF?)

5. All group sex but zero homosexuality for either the men or women and no anal.

6. All internal ejaculations.

7. Must have a funny plot, must be jewish and must not be absurd

8. No gonzo, no vignettes, no interviews

CaptainHowdy 09-05-2017 07:18 AM
That sounds like an impossible task ...

PaperstreetWinston 09-05-2017 07:19 AM
What about satirical portrayal of actual jewish persons? That way you're not too far from what actually happens. Think woody.

2MuchMark 09-05-2017 09:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 21986220)
I'm really hitting a brick wall with this problem. Because I've got the problem of creating "Jewish" themed smut.. Unfortunately there are rules being attached to what I do.

--

1. I can't do anything will be considered an attack on the Jewish faith.

2. men can't look like stereotypes and they also can't be dressed colorfully. (conservative only)

3. No bondage, No scat, no freaks, no vulgar language, etc

4. The women must dress conservative and must also look married. (Married WTF?)

5. All group sex but zero homosexuality for either the men or women and no anal.

6. All internal ejaculations.

7. Must have a funny plot, must be jewish and must not be absurd

8. No gonzo, no vignettes, no interviews

Maybe you just inadvertently came up with the best porn movie idea ever. Let's take your list and turn it completely inside-out.


1. MUST be a (funny) attack of the Jewish faith (and other faiths while you're at it)
2. Use Extreme Stereotypes and dressed like they're attending a Gay Pride parade.
3. All-swearing freaks tied-up and covered in Chocolate (no scat, thats gross).
4. All-slutty women who could never be married.
5. Guys do guys, girls do girls. Even, girl-on-girl anal.
6. All External Ejaculations. All Slow-motion, all 3-D.
7. Absurd plot written by the the South Park crew.
8. Total gonzo.

Now that's some smut I'd pay to watch.

sarettah 09-05-2017 11:10 AM
I suggest you go and rent Yentl, Jazz Singer (1980 version) and Fiddler on the roof and watch them. You will find inspiration. :thumbsup

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notinmybackyard 09-05-2017 11:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WinstonBizprofits (Post 21986230)
What about satirical portrayal of actual jewish persons? That way you're not too far from what actually happens. Think woody.
That's actually a very good idea. I'll run it past the people I'm dealing with and see what they say.

Thanks for the suggestion.

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21986392)
Maybe you just inadvertently came up with the best porn movie idea ever. Let's take your list and turn it completely inside-out.


1. MUST be a (funny) attack of the Jewish faith (and other faiths while you're at it)
2. Use Extreme Stereotypes and dressed like they're attending a Gay Pride parade.
3. All-swearing freaks tied-up and covered in Chocolate (no scat, thats gross).
4. All-slutty women who could never be married.
5. Guys do guys, girls do girls. Even, girl-on-girl anal.
6. All External Ejaculations. All Slow-motion, all 3-D.
7. Absurd plot written by the the South Park crew.
8. Total gonzo.

Now that's some smut I'd pay to watch.
That's pretty good.... You and I are on the same page but...
I would like to add a guy in a green kangaroo costume, some crack whores and a few tattoo freaks because that's pretty much how my mind works and what punters will pay to see.

sarettah 09-05-2017 11:27 AM
http://www.bible.ca/marriage/ancient...-the-bible.htm

Quote:
There were three states of a marriage in the Bible:

Stage 1: signing the "ketubbah" contract (Creating the marriage bond)

i. The bride would chose her husband and her father would sign a legal contract with him called a "ketubbah".

ii. Once this is signed the couple is 100% married but do not have sex yet.

iii. Young children were often married, (arraigned marriage) but did not consummate until of age.

Stage 2: The "chuppah": sexual consummation.

i. Up to 7 years later, the groom is able to raise the money as set out in the ketubbah contract and notifies the father of the bride, who then sets a date to consummate the marriage at the bride's home.

ii. The bride waits with her maidens, for the arrival of the groom and his companions.

iii. The couple enters the chuppah room and consummates the marriage while the companions of the bride and groom wait and celebrate outside or in the next room.

iv. The groom hands the bloodied "proof of virginity cloth" to the witnesses chosen by the bride's parents, who then give it to the bride for safekeeping.

Stage 3: The wedding feast

i. After consummation, the entire wedding party walks to the house of the groom in a procession for a wedding feast.

ii. At the conclusion of the wedding feast, the couple has completed the ancient ritual of marriage.
Stage 2 makes a nice little outline for a possible script.

Not sure how you get the married part because maidens by definition are not married but you could work around that part I would think. Instead of maidens they are the Bride's sisters, all of whom have married before her.

Then the Groom arrives and with him are all the husbands of the Bride's sisters.

The Bride and Groom go into the room together and there you have a nice little tender one on one scene. A very clean style love scene of the newly weds figuring each other out.

Swing to the room with the Sisters and husbands all getting a touch drunk and they are discussing what is going on in the next room. This leads naturally into a group sex scene.

Back and forth between the 2 scenes, Bride and Groom, Sisters with Husbands.

They all finish up together and when the Bride and Groom come out of the room there is no clue of the group sex scene any more.

Proceed to wedding feast

and close.

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pimpmaster9000 09-05-2017 11:31 AM
you can stick giant rubber noses on their faces and they could "nose" each others ass...

oppoten 09-05-2017 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 21986392)
Maybe you just inadvertently came up with the best porn movie idea ever. Let's take your list and turn it completely inside-out.


1. MUST be a (funny) attack of the Jewish faith (and other faiths while you're at it)
2. Use Extreme Stereotypes and dressed like they're attending a Gay Pride parade.
3. All-swearing freaks tied-up and covered in Chocolate (no scat, thats gross).
4. All-slutty women who could never be married.
5. Guys do guys, girls do girls. Even, girl-on-girl anal.
6. All External Ejaculations. All Slow-motion, all 3-D.
7. Absurd plot written by the the South Park crew.
8. Total gonzo.

Now that's some smut I'd pay to watch.
Sounds like a plan to reduce the white birthrate.

oppoten 09-05-2017 12:26 PM
starring Shoahshana Angelstein

https://files.gab.ai/user/58b24fe813f11.jpg

oppoten 09-05-2017 12:35 PM

bronco67 09-05-2017 12:44 PM
Wow. That's a razor's edge you have to walk there.

Bladewire 09-05-2017 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 21986220)
I'm really hitting a brick wall with this problem. Because I've got the problem of creating "Jewish" themed smut.. Unfortunately there are rules being attached to what I do.

--

1. I can't do anything will be considered an attack on the Jewish faith.

2. men can't look like stereotypes and they also can't be dressed colorfully. (conservative only)

3. No bondage, No scat, no freaks, no vulgar language, etc

4. The women must dress conservative and must also look married. (Married WTF?)

5. All group sex but zero homosexuality for either the men or women and no anal.

6. All internal ejaculations.

7. Must have a funny plot, must be jewish and must not be absurd

8. No gonzo, no vignettes, no interviews

Lewis11 09-05-2017 09:27 PM
Really does sound like an impossible task

notinmybackyard 09-06-2017 03:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 21986498)
Marriage in the Bible



Stage 2 makes a nice little outline for a possible script.

Not sure how you get the married part because maidens by definition are not married but you could work around that part I would think. Instead of maidens they are the Bride's sisters, all of whom have married before her.

Then the Groom arrives and with him are all the husbands of the Bride's sisters.

The Bride and Groom go into the room together and there you have a nice little tender one on one scene. A very clean style love scene of the newly weds figuring each other out.

Swing to the room with the Sisters and husbands all getting a touch drunk and they are discussing what is going on in the next room. This leads naturally into a group sex scene.

Back and forth between the 2 scenes, Bride and Groom, Sisters with Husbands.

They all finish up together and when the Bride and Groom come out of the room there is no clue of the group sex scene any more.

Proceed to wedding feast

and close.

.

Thanks!
I really like the scenario you've provided and I also like the idea of Woody Allen inspired comedy. To this extent I've taken a walk in the Jewish neighbourhoods and I see how they dress and the project won't be as hard as I thought it would be. It's almost a 70s porn set up.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 21986602)
Wow. That's a razor's edge you have to walk there.
Agreed but it looks do-able.

lock 09-06-2017 04:20 AM
Cash falls during the money shot.

Barry-xlovecam 09-06-2017 04:48 AM
Your niche will be Jew-haters like some of the wanna be Nazis here. They are not got to buy. FAIL! Or, this is a pathetic troll from Mr. Use-to-be ...

Stick with your geriatric cross-dresser niche :2 cents:

sarettah 09-06-2017 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 21987285)
Thanks!
I really like the scenario you've provided and I also like the idea of Woody Allen inspired comedy. To this extent I've taken a walk in the Jewish neighbourhoods and I see how they dress and the project won't be as hard as I thought it would be. It's almost a 70s porn set up.
I am very much of the mind that porn does not have to be dirty. :thumbsup

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notinmybackyard 09-06-2017 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 21987337)
Your niche will be Jew-haters like some of the wanna be Nazis here. They are not got to buy. FAIL! Or, this is a pathetic troll from Mr. Use-to-be ...

Stick with your geriatric cross-dresser niche :2 cents:
I'm being paid to make it not promote it. As long as the client is happy I don't care what he does with the video.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 21988045)
I am very much of the mind that porn does not have to be dirty. :thumbsup

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Naughty sells better than dirty..... And dirty sells better than vulgar.

But making naughty is harder and more expensive than dirty.... And making vulgar is pathetically simple and cheap.


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