Do you hate your neighbors?
 

I've been chucking dog shit back onto there property line I think they finally got it it hasn't happened in a few days. Pricks!

I have two different neighbors. One is a gay guy and his boyfriend. They are good people and very nice. The other is an old woman who used to like me but now hates me because I'm in a relationship with an Asian girl.

Yes. He tried to steal my boat.

My neighbors are all great.

One of them is a highway patrol officer, which is always welcome in my neighborhood. In fact, now that I think about it, we have a lot of police officers living here in town. We are the 4th safest city in the state so that makes sense.

My other neighbor is great also. We live in a HOA area and he is has chickens which is against the rules, but no one cares - he gives me free eggs so whatever. His kids are fun. We also have a little side business going together.

I have the best neighbors in the world. We all leave each other alone unless someone needs some help and then we all pitch in.

It is a nice mix of young and old, black, white, asian, straight and gay. A little something for everyone.

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Totally not hating my neighbours, as of yet.

Two are Italian and friendly and the other Asian generation ignores everybody and sticks to them themselves

My neighbours vary on a half hourly basis, but when you sleep in a cardboard box in a bus shelter, then I suppose its to be suspected... :2 cents:

My elderly female neighbor came banging on my door yesterday screaming i stole her underwear.

I was that shocked i nearly shit her pants

I have the best neighbors ever...they are an old couple who barely make a noise and never ever complain about anything...its like I live alone in the building, there is only 1 apartment/floor and the people under the old couple are never home...total peace and quiet...

We´ve always been lucky to have decent neighbours, but yes, shit from the neighbours dog would wind me up too. Good for you to chuck it back & nice they have noticed :thumbsup

I own a Town House, and the unit I share a wall with is rented by a guy who is the loudest motherfucker ever. He used to play loud, shitty music until I finally told him to stop it. The walls are thick and if I can hear your bass thumpin through the wall, then you're being a dickhead.

The thing that drives me crazy now is the fact that he slams his door when he goes in and out (and he goes in and out a lot) and he runs up and down his stairs (it's all hardwood floor) while wearing workboots. It's like living next door to bigfoot and it's driving me crazy.

My wife has had to restrain me from going over there multiple times, to keep me from starting a war with him. The owner is apparently going to move in once they sell the house they currently live in, and it's a nice old couple. I can't wait for them to move in because something may get ugly if this fucker doesn't stop being an asshole oblivious to how much noise he makes. Noise goes with him wherever he goes. He talks on his cellphone loudly when he goes out to the dumpster or to check his mail. He flaps his gums on his back deck while barbecuing so I have to keep my windows shut so I don't have to hear his inane conversations which literally can be just him talking for 45 minutes straight without taking a breath. His Jeep Cherokee has a bad muffler and he goes to work at 5 am so his car wakes me up at that time if the window is open. The guy has a gold medalist talent for making noise. It's what he does. I want to kill him.

I've already called the old couple and told them I'm done with the guy who rents their townhome.

We have great neighbours, all over town.

One of my neighbors practices his guitar loud. I just tolerate it -- he has a right to enjoy his property too, the house is well insulated, and I just keep the windows closed. I think 'hate' is a strong word -- dislike might be better --but they are OK people otherwise (basically).

People around here run chain saws a lot -- maintaining property and some have wood stoves or burn wood in fireplaces -- that sucks -- stinks from burning sometimes.

mother fucking neighbors!!!!

Bunch of beasts :2 cents: ...

thank goodness i have a decent relationship with our neighbors... mostly young families.

Damn you poor guy :( I hope it turns for the best sooner than later.

I fucking hate these animals extremely. I'm sick and I'm in pain and THANKS TO THESE GARBAGES sleep deprived to go with all of that. Mother fuck them in HELL when I have a lot of money again I am going to TERRORIZE THEM FOR EVER.

Stomping up and down stairs purposely causing disturbances at all hours, fighting, you name it we've got it with these scum sucking fuckers.

When I can ever (if) be an owner here I will boot these failures OUT OF HERE (plus have more personal information on them than I currently have)

Blood sucking parasite fucks

That's hopelessly obviously staged but that guy he is a good person I think and pretty brilliant in a lot of ways
But seriously if anyone thinks some black guy would say that then they never have met anyone
I never even hear any white people say that
WHO SAYS THAT
"What's the business"

Not on the streets not in jail not in business not in life not NEVER
No one says that

My neighbors will probably start saying it to each other if they ever see this. That's about it. I hope that they fall into a well and starve for a week an old deep dug well and then get rescued and then get locked up in solitary for three years and then when they get out I hope someone go upside they head with a TIRE IRON ffs

They're real fucking cute they'll make all of the noise if I am asleep or if I open the door they wait until they are at the top of the landing and stomp real loud and run inside . . gutless wonder fucks

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I feel your pain I have a scream talking neighbor cunt here across the building from me

It went insane and kept on going until the Police had to come and calm it down once
THIS is what we get for giving them free food free rent free drugs free drug money etc

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If I had my choice of banning lamewire from the internet, shooting toby twice OR making my neighbors go to jail for years
I'd do the third one

^^^ Layoff the drugs man :2 cents:

Your death wish for your neighbors is not healthy

We are lucky. Our neighbours are all the older generation and the only real noise from them is when they are mowing their immaculate front gardens. :)

Must be fucking nice
If I was ever going to have neighbors anywhere near me again I'd want hateful old fucks or nice old fucks

Screaming because he's angry at someone -- or that's just his default way of speaking?

I think my noisy asshole doesn't know how noisy he is. He seems like a nice guy the couple of times I've spoken with him (once telling him to turn his music down), but being annoying to your neighbors is a cardinal sin of occupying a home. Especially if you're a renter and the one you're annoying is an owner. My dog barks sometimes and I'm sure Mr. Noisy (I don't even want to know the fucker's name) can hear him, but my dog is also an owner as far as I'm concerned.

I'll just say the best neighbor is one you don't know exists. I have been chummy with neighbors in the past, but I can't count too many times I didn't find out they were dickheads. One guy borrowed a hammer from me, and when I came looking for it a few months later we found it on his back deck covered in rust. It was just a hammer, but that really pissed me off.

She is just a stupid feral scream talking idiot cunt
It even pretends to be all retarded and speaks like Elmer Fudd trying to make everyone feel sorry for it
I'll never have neighbors again after this
Every where I go my neighbors are garbage
Good or bad area
Fuck it
I almost shot one of them one time, for God sakes, and I'd STILL be in a cell
FUCK IT

i don't know much of them

i get along quite well with my neighbors.

The only 'active' neighbour is my wife's father. It is fantastic and terrible to have him as a neighbour at the same time.
It is fantastic because he is able to help with the kids if we need to move out, but terrible for obvious reasons [for example it is phucking annoying that he can come over anytime, using the small garden gate...]

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Good Morning My Neighbors! - Coub - GIFs with sound

This never gets old
I like this guy
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nope their father died of cancer te mom is in a rest home with alzheimer's. they are very quiet people. hell we all are.

I like them, but I don't know how they feel. Loud porn all day long. They must fucking LOVE me!

FFS I'll just drop in for six weeks some time
We'll never notice one another except for those occasional WHAT DID THAT WHITE GUY SAY moments
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I'm lucky. All my neighbours are awesome. We hang out at each others houses, share food, etc. And at least once a week everyone gathers outside in front of one house just to shoot the shit. Someone always brings Cigars, Grappa and or home-made wine. It's very chill around here.

Joke went down like a lead balloon

I hope for that to be how things are when I ever make it to Medellin

The dick head that just moved in near me has a v8 with a free flow exhaust that has woken me up at 6 in the morning for the last few months. He must be expecting something as they have cameras everywhere.

http://365thingsaustin.com/wp-conten...nade_stand.jpg

Seems like diversified utopia :thumbsup
Any token groups not represented yet? :winkwink:

Respectable women :2 cents:

I like all four of my neighbor houses. =)

Across the street was a super nice couple for the past 10 years. Lynne had me come over a few weeks ago to tell me they are selling the farm. Then she told me that she and her husband are divorcing. Then she turned to her lady friend and said, we are going to get married, we love each other very much and she makes me feel alive. I think they told me to come over just so they could see my face.

Hubby is now gone at a campground in New Hampshire then moving with his daughter in Maine. Imagine that.

They are 65 +!!!

All the rest are just pretty easy going.

Ah
I see
FFS

Yes we do!!!!

I hate my neighbors and they hate me, that is normal in my building :D

I had to google FFS. Learn something new all the time.