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DarkJedi 04-24-2003 10:48 AM

Has anyone had prostatitis ?
 
Fuck, this shit is nasty.
I got the non-bacterial one - the doc says its because I sit a lot (duh). Now I have to go thru some mad shit to treat it (like prostate massage through the rectum and other nasty stuff)

So if you sit for more that 3 hrs a day infront of your monitor, don't forget to take breaks for a walk or something. Also, if you get a boner don't forget to wack off, because if you get an erection and then just let it wear off its pretty bad too.

And if you think you'r too young to get shit shit, think again. I'm 23. It would have been much easier not getting it in the first place then having to go thru hell treating it later. :BangBang:

Juicy D. Links 04-24-2003 10:50 AM

is that an attachement for your cock?

mule 04-24-2003 10:57 AM

I think you neglected to tell the doc how often you jerk off...that's the real cause. But the rectal prostate massage is easy, just get yourself a guy to ass-fuck you daily :)

DarkJedi 04-24-2003 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
I think you neglected to tell the doc how often you jerk off...that's the real cause.
naa, i dont jerk off too often.
but he said that sex has to be "regular" - not like 4 times a day for 1 week and then only once the next week.

MCsteve-matrix 04-24-2003 11:02 AM

rectum? damn near killed em'.

mule 04-24-2003 11:04 AM

I was just kidding, bro. That's some nasty shit.

Angelonfire 04-24-2003 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Fuck, this shit is nasty. I got the non-bacterial one - the doc says its because I sit a lot (duh). Now I have to go thru some mad shit to treat it (like prostate massage through the rectum and other nasty stuff)
So if you sit for more that 3 hrs a day infront of your monitor, don't forget to take breaks for a walk or something. Also, if you get a boner don't forget to wack off, because if you get an erection and then just let it wear off its pretty bad too.
And if you think you'r too young to get shit shit, think again. I'm 23. It would have been much easier not getting it in the first place then having to go thru hell treating it later. :BangBang:


Pooor babee need a nurse ?? Me me me !! LMAO

Yes your right many health problem can accur sitting to long infront of a computer (eye site, problem in your bones in your hands ....fuck cant get the name in english for that one ....

Ohh but I did not know about this and quote " Also, if you get a boner don't forget to wack off, because if you get an erection and then just let it wear off its pretty bad too."

Hmmm... I dont know HUn about that part... It may be a good practice to help premature ejaculation.

:winkwink:

DarkJedi 04-24-2003 11:21 AM

trust me - it is bad.
i've had first hand experience.

Mr Pheer 04-24-2003 12:16 PM

how do you know when you have this shit?

DarkJedi 04-24-2003 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
how do you know when you have this shit?
your cock stop working (u know what i mean)
thats how I found out.

Mr Pheer 04-24-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi


your cock stop working (u know what i mean)
thats how I found out.

man.. that must suck

hottoddy 04-24-2003 12:37 PM

I know several who do. Once you've got it, you'll probably never get rid of it completely. Prostatitis for many NEVER goes away. You may have periods of remission, but it will come back. It's now a process of managing the condition.

directfiesta 04-24-2003 12:43 PM

Didn't read well....

I thought you wrote : " prostitutis"....

DarkJedi 04-24-2003 12:46 PM

there are ways to treat it so it will never come back.
you just have to avoid the conditions that provoke it.
and its fairly easy to treat - its just the treatment itself is nasty.

chupacabra 04-24-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Now I have to go thru some mad shit to treat it (like prostate massage through the rectum and other nasty stuff)
this'll fix you up friend. insert as many times as you can take at least three times a week, you'll feel better..

http://www.bighugedildos.com/GrinderButtPlugs.jpg

gruffy 04-24-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Fuck, this shit is nasty.
I got the non-bacterial one - the doc says its because I sit a lot (duh). Now I have to go thru some mad shit to treat it (like prostate massage through the rectum and other nasty stuff)

So if you sit for more that 3 hrs a day infront of your monitor, don't forget to take breaks for a walk or something. Also, if you get a boner don't forget to wack off, because if you get an erection and then just let it wear off its pretty bad too.

And if you think you'r too young to get shit shit, think again. I'm 23. It would have been much easier not getting it in the first place then having to go thru hell treating it later. :BangBang:


Heh, got it bad when I was 22.

Had to stop drinking coffee, alcohol, no cigarettes and take some jive ass suplements and anti-inflamatories to kill it off.

Regular soaks in the tub with epsom salt too.

"Prostate massage" is only curing the symptom, don't let the doctor ass-finger you unless its really bad. It can easily make it worse and cause the bacterial version which is super fucking bad.


Get the lady the work you over with one of these if it gets bad:

http://www.sufferware.com/osc/images...temassager.jpg

http://www.sufferware.com/osc/produc..._b anner_id=1

DarkJedi 04-24-2003 01:11 PM

Yup, I too take a whole shitload of supplement plus the ass-fingering and some kinds of laser and thermo therapy. And it works - got my dick working again in 3 days, so i'm gonna finish it. Plus looks like the doc knows his shit.



http://www.sufferware.com/osc/images...temassager.jpg

yeah i heard it was a good tool - even if you dont have any poblems, regular prostate massage helps to avoid all kinds of shit in the future.

gruffy 04-24-2003 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
yeah i heard it was a good tool - even if you dont have any poblems, regular prostate massage helps to avoid all kinds of shit in the future.

Awesome tool. Condition can be caused by several things, LEAST of which being a "buildup".

Lucky you have a good doc, most will just prescribe nasty anti-biotics and then stronger anti-biotics and completely fuck you over.

Oliver Klozov 04-24-2003 01:38 PM

Ouch that shit sucks

Had the bacterial one several years ago.
Main cause is holding your piss while sitting for long periods of time.

I am a pilot and flying long distance trips to get my license caused mine.

Talk about feeling like shit, first they thought I had some V.D.!!
Not sure what was worse being sick or thinking I got some fucked up pussy.

Sulfer drugs worked wonders and fixed me right up.

Now I always piss before I fly even if you don't have to go.

Bummer is once you get it you are more at risk to get it again and again.

Angelonfire 04-24-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
how do you know when you have this shit?

50 thousand Canadian men suffer from Prostatitis


Definition: "Prostatitis" = Inflammation of the prostate gland that causes Persistent pain and discomfort.


Some Symptoms: :

-Frequent urination or Persistent feeling to pee even when you jsut did pee, Difficulty in urinating, weak urine stream

-Pain during or after urination, after bowel movement, in the urethra, testicles, between the anus and scrotal sac

- Swelling, soreness and/or pain in the groin area,

-Pain in the lower back area and during or after ejaculation, Weakened erection or orgasm

- Premature ejaculation

- Infertility or reduced libido

Can be either debilitating, demoralizing and depressing.


Classification, and types of prostatitis :

1) Nonbacterial prostatitis

2) Acute and chronic bacterial prostatitis

"Chronic prostatitis" = Persistent inflammation and ongoing, long-term discomfort or pain. With it may occur the frequent urge to urinate or difficulty in urinating, burning during or after urination, and various sexual problems (including reduced erections, premature ejaculation, or pain during or after ejaculation).

Possible causes of prostatitis see web site


Methods of treatment

-Medical/scientific are still struggling to understand the causes and cures for prostatitis and is sometimes unable to provide quick relief.
-The good news is many methods of treatment are available and, as time passes, more and newer treatments are being provided.

-Since we and our prostate problems are all different, the results of various treatments are very individualistic and often unpredictable.

My opinion guys from experience has a nurse = safe sex and good hygiene habbits help preventing many problems...

References: Canadian Chronic Prostatitis Research Foundation
http://www.prostatitiscanada.ca/


Dammm take care of tha precious jewlery guys!!! Nurses order
:winkwink:

Mr Pheer 04-24-2003 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver Klozov
Ouch that shit sucks

Had the bacterial one several years ago.
Main cause is holding your piss while sitting for long periods of time.

I am a pilot and flying long distance trips to get my license caused mine.

Talk about feeling like shit, first they thought I had some V.D.!!
Not sure what was worse being sick or thinking I got some fucked up pussy.

Sulfer drugs worked wonders and fixed me right up.

Now I always piss before I fly even if you don't have to go.

Bummer is once you get it you are more at risk to get it again and again.

Hmm... i'm a pilot also... guess i'm gonna buy one of those johnny on the spot thingies i see in the sporty's catalog


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