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TheDynasty 09-17-2017 06:18 PM

Man gets penis stuck in gym weight plate - it takes firefighters three hours to cut him free with po
 
We all know someone who loves the gym but one man took his passion for working out WAY too far this week - when he got his genitals stuck.

Firefighters posted a warning to others after they were called to a hospital to free a man who had trapped his penis in the hole at the centre of a gym weight plate on Friday.


http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...refighters.jpg

We can't imagine what he was trying to do (besides the obvious).

Perhaps he was onto some unusual strength training. But it's unlikely he would have been able to lift the 2.5kg disc

Once the poor guy had suffered the embarrassment of turning up at hospital with some heavy metal around his penis, he then had to endure firefighters trying to free him for three hours with cutting equipment.

Three. Hours. With power tools. Let that sink in.

he crew in Worms, Germany, posted a picture of the broken weight on their Facebook page, issuing a warning to men not to try to copy the idiotic move.

They wrote: "A message of a somewhat different kind was received on Friday morning, 15.09.2017, at the control centre.

"One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2,5 kg-dumbbell disc.

"With the help of a cutting grinder, a vibrating saw and a hydraulic rescue device, the dumbbell weight could be removed after three hours."

Imagine having that much sharp metal so close to your nether regions.

Man gets penis stuck in gym weight plate - it takes firefighters three hours to cut him free with power tools - Mirror Online

Bladewire 09-17-2017 06:53 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh





bronco67 09-17-2017 07:14 PM

I remember when I was trying to get a VW bug crankshaft unstuck from the flywheel. A smart person told me to put it in a freezer for a while and the shaft will contract enough to make it easier to remove the flywheel. So maybe a cold shower would have worked.

brassmonkey 09-17-2017 07:16 PM

it won't make you pp longer :helpme:helpme :Oh crap:Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bladewire 09-17-2017 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22003833)
it won't make you pp longer :helpme:helpme :Oh crap:Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I thought stretching over a long period of time actually worked?

Skin stretches this how people get beer bellies without breaking open, saggy titts, low hanging balls as you get older, etc. Right?

Spunky 09-17-2017 09:36 PM

He wont be doing that again

cosis 09-17-2017 10:22 PM

glad i never became a firefighter

Mediamix 09-18-2017 12:01 AM

https://i.redd.it/bdyru355qamz.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

j3rkules 09-18-2017 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediamix (Post 22004025)
https://i.redd.it/bdyru355qamz.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

A cock workout. Lol.

Paul Markham 09-18-2017 03:44 AM

People do the stupidest things.

MedCash_Miller 09-18-2017 07:41 AM

the weight was shattered... there's no way they got that off painlessly.

and for everyone who makes this mistake and doesn't wanna call the fire dept, you're welcome:

http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/...-Are-Stuck.jpg

Bladewire 09-18-2017 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedCash_Miller (Post 22004443)
the weight was shattered... there's no way they got that off painlessly.

and for everyone who makes this mistake and doesn't wanna call the fire dept, you're welcome:

http://www.fabartdiy.com/wp-content/...-Are-Stuck.jpg

:1orglaugh:thumbsup


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