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Bladewire 09-18-2017 08:15 AM

Christian Researcher Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday
 

Christian Researcher Claims The Rapture Starts On Saturday | HuffPost

But don?t stock up on Jim Bakker?s doomsday food buckets just yet. The entire basis for the prediction is bunk. The September rapture date came from a Christian researcher named David Meade who calculated it would occur 33 days after last month?s eclipse, The Washington Post reported.

?Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],? Meade told the newspaper. ?It?s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I?m talking astronomy. I?m talking the Bible ? and merging the two.?

Meade believes global catastrophes will be caused by a secret planet called Nibiru passing the Earth on Saturday. The world won?t end, ?but the world as we know it is ending,? he told the Post.

NASA ― and just about every astronomer ― said Nibiru doesn?t exist.

?Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax,? the space agency said on its website a few years ago when similar doomsday predictions went viral. ?There is no factual basis for these claims.?

Even fellow Christians are calling out Meade and others over the latest doomsday predictions.

?Meade?s views are not endorsed by Roman Catholic, Protestant or eastern Orthodox branches of Christianity,? Fox News reported.

?Meade is a made-up leader in a made-up field, and should not be on the front page of anything, let alone Fox News,? Ed Stetzer of Christianity Today wrote.

While the writers of the Bible have used numbers at times, Stetzer said there were no ?secret numerical codes that require a profession called ?Christian numerology.??

In other words, go ahead and make plans for Sunday.

Paul Markham 09-19-2017 06:52 AM

Here's a list of all the end of world predictions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...alyptic_events

Which proves one thing. Religion is bullshit for the stupid.

CaptainHowdy 09-19-2017 07:05 AM

I'm almost ready ...

beerptrol 09-19-2017 07:10 AM

The Rapture is already here! Repent you sinners!


CaptainHowdy 09-19-2017 09:42 AM

The words "christianity" and "research" doesn't sound right on the same sentence ...

LeMeLiN 09-19-2017 09:52 AM

So Finally we can get some rest. Wonderful.

Tasty1 09-19-2017 11:05 AM

That book is as fake as the hoax that climate change is triggered by humans.

TheDynasty 09-19-2017 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn_Tasty1 (Post 22005967)
That book is as fake as the hoax that climate change is triggered by humans.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

MiamiBoyz 09-20-2017 03:30 AM

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2MuchMark 09-20-2017 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22005899)
The words "christianity" and "research" doesn't sound right on the same sentence ...

I was going to say the same thing.

Hopefully Jim Baker will shoot himself.

SBJ 09-22-2017 10:25 AM

OMFG! This might be really true! I just read this in the news today

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?My god, that insane clown is right!? America, meet your last voice of reason, the Insane Clown Posse.
http://www.vulture.com/2017/09/sam-b...ulture+Blog%29

It must be the end of the world if ICP is the last voice of reason :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

crockett 09-22-2017 10:27 AM

Yey, so we will finally be rid of all the relgious nutters..

CaptainHowdy 09-22-2017 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 22006869)

Proof that shaving doesn't make it look bigger ...

Bladewire 09-22-2017 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22010315)
Proof that shaving doesn't make it look bigger ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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