Urgent poop advice needed from CurrentlySober (I'm at WalMart now with a problem)
 

I felt like I had to take a shit before leaving home, but it wasn't too bad so I didn't go. Then I got to WalMart and when I was shopping I started to feel something coming out. Not much. Just a small nugget. I'm wearing briefs underwear, so I'm thinking it will get trapped. Then I looked down and the poo nugget was on the floor. Apparently the underwear is old and the leg opening is stretched. Should I just leave the nugget laying on the floor? :helpme

That is what was left of the few brain cells you had. Better pick it up and shove it back in

I laughed while reading this

CS! Get in here! Your advice is much required!

Can I see pics please before I answer?