Offensive Joke time!
 

Enjoy!
(Warning: VERY Offensive).

Thumbnail of 2 women telling jokes. No thanks.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

"Ohhh... I'm so triggered... "

FFS...

i love the a prostitute will wash her crack and sell it again hahaha

muh 6 gorillion.

These jokes make WeHatePorn look like George Carlin.

What's the difference between JK Rowling and Israel?

Israel takes in more refugees.









(for those who don't know, JK Rowling is a well-known "virtue signaller". Probably like the OP :) )

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I need these jokes right now after the work I just finished!

Meh, not that funny :)

Ok i just gave it a try.... jesus christ. Every single thing is wrong with this video. For starters jokes and women are the worst combination. And the first few seconds in the guy says, like he is one of the girls, "Aaaawww my god that's terrible!!!!" with a gay lisp. Holy fuck what a feminine dude.

lol.

ok ok I got a really good offensive joke:

US foreign policy!



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA AAAAAA!

That made me a tickle

Just a guess, even in this "very offensive" list you can not find a single anti African joke?

So messed up and yet I couldn't stop watching...it's no surprise it was posted by you Mark. lol

https://kek.gg/i/S-pNS.jpg
Better?

these jokes are nothing.
try 9gag comments sometime.

There was, but the guy didn't read them.


Hey! That's exactly what my girlfriend says when I masturbate. Are you two pals?

I didn't get it. Until I got it. UGH

9gag? Never heard of it. Please post some of their jokes here?

Their pussies are losing more moisture every time he tells them one of those jokes.

I attended a Funeral on the weekend and at the end of the eulogy a bloke stood up and said "Do you mind if I say a word?"


The widow replied "Please do."

The bloke said "Plethora."

The widow said "Thank you, that means a lot..."

I miss L-Pink

Nobody offends quite like Jimmy Carr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2_HbqPpQDk

what was the point of filming their dull reactions?

I don't even know why I've entered this thread, but it's good :)

You can imagine the level of PC/SJW when whiteys are too afraid to read them even in "most offensive" jokes section :helpme:error

Trump. Can't think of a worse offensive joke.

Maybe he found them too offensive himself, or was afraid of losing his youtube channel.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.

DeShawn is sat at the table picking his nose.
His mother says " DeShawn, stop doing that, it's a filthy habit"
DeShawn replies "But mum, all the boys at school do it"
His mum says "Yes, but they don't use a fucking soup spoon"

Thought I recognised the guy... anyone remember this?

i am not looking to get banned.
go and check yourself.


https://9gag.com/

You finally reached my point about SJW/PC/libster double standard.
Disgraceful.

It's amusing because Christian religion aint better.

I can add 10x more quotes from Bible here. A religion of peace...

but Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. 2haEarly in the morning he came again to the temple. All the people came to him, and he sat down and taught them. 3haThe scribes and the Pharisees brought a woman who had been caught in adultery, and placing her in the midst 4hathey said to him, “Teacher, this woman has been caught in the act of adultery. 5haNow in the Law, Moses commanded us to stone such women. So what do you say?” 6haThis they said to test him, that they might have some charge to bring against him. Jesus bent down and wrote with his finger on the ground. 7haAnd as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.” 8haAnd once more he bent down and wrote on the ground. 9haBut when they heard it, they went away one by one, beginning with the older ones, and Jesus was left alone with the woman standing before him. 10haJesus stood up and said to her, “Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?” 11haShe said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said, “Neither do I condemn you; go, and from now on sin no more.”]]


Conveniently left the rest out though. Well done.

It was also the jews who stoned Stephen because "he was a martyr".

He left it out because the practice of stoning is from old testament (as they mention Moses) while Jesus is in the new testament and since he taught people to love each other he didn't approve the stoning.

Old testament is still the part of Bible though and there are tens of stories full of killing, murder, sex, incest, torture and other perverted shit.

So you'll know that the new testament is the Christian part. The old testament is the "Jewish bible" so really your criticism should be reserved for jews. If you're going to make a point at least make the right one.

Jewish bible? yeah.. lol
No, the old testament is part of the holy bible.

Now go read about the inquisition and people killed in the name of christianity before talking about religion of peace, idiot. :1orglaugh

lol! ....

ok ok I got another offensive joke:

US army


http://www.reactiongifs.com/lol/lolololol.gif

btw those chicks are the epitome of millenial hipster chicks: Not that ugly, but they make themselves unattractive by wearing vegan style clothes. Their whole style is unattractive. And the guy saying the jokes sounds like a feminine douche. I can already imagine they were the type of people to cry like weaklings when Trump was elected. This whole video is one huge fail.

The one on the right is not even a woman.. according to her :1orglaugh

They ( Christians) stopped this 800 years ago, you ( extremist Muslims) just started it few decades ago....:321GFY

Reading and doing it NOT the same thing !

A goy....

If you want to know more about the people in the OP vid (including the guy talking) look up "Onision." It's fascinating but also very very disturbing. In a nutshell: he's a manipulative narcissist who has a fanbase of young girls and likes to flirt with age of consent laws. Two of his relationships started when the girl was 17, including his wife (the one on the right). He even met up with one of them in a different state so they could legally have sex at 17 (he was something like 26). The chick on the left is in her mid teens, and was living with them for a while, so I'm sure he's already begun grooming her.

Not sure if legit mental illness, or just a total asshole.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

really.. ? you can legally have sex at 15 in most of Europe. In Hungary it's 14.

ROFL..