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just a punk 09-29-2017 11:03 AM

Norway has been invaded by Russia
 


poor "soldiers of odin"...

On a side note... their language is so funny :) Steppo od Russinan terr onelane mus. Oh truffins pooks on trofelorfolollnus in the butt... or something like that :)

klinton 09-29-2017 11:36 AM

Dont worry Norway, Poland will come to help you
http://szeib.pl/photos/galleries/15/...7501b606f7.jpg
http://www.seriousrunning.com/blog/w...n-partying.jpg
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:winkwink::winkwink:

just a punk 09-29-2017 11:46 AM

Eah, Polish guys are the old good friends of Ukrainians ;)


klinton 09-29-2017 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22018783)
Eah, Polish guys are the old good friends of Ukrainians ;)


of course ! long last Polish - Ukrainian friendship and long last the DRIED FISH & vodka !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/9e...de9bfc882e.jpg

blackmonsters 09-29-2017 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22018807)
of course ! long last Polish - Ukrainian friendship and long last the DRIED FISH & vodka !

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/9e...de9bfc882e.jpg

Holy shit! That looks bad ass!

Where do I sign up?

:thumbsup

just a punk 09-29-2017 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22018849)
Holy shit! That looks bad ass!

Where do I sign up?

Here: Embassy of Ukraine in the United States of America

Sarn 09-30-2017 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22018737)


poor "soldiers of odin"...

On a side note... their language is so funny :) Steppo od Russinan terr onelane mus. Oh truffins pooks on trofelorfolollnus in the butt... or something like that :)

Trump still not had sell them weapons?))

Markul 09-30-2017 01:17 AM

Lol last time russia tried that they got their butts kicked. Poor slavish retards.

just a punk 09-30-2017 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019293)
Trump still not had sell them weapons?))

I don't know about Trump, but Norwegians are epic clowns. According to the movie, Russia has invaded them to make them... sell gas and oil. The country which sells it by itself has invaded another country to lower the oil prices. I don't know which drugs the movie makers took, but this shit must be 10x more stronger than heroine.

BTW, Norway would'n least more than 12 hours in case of Russian invasion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 22019299)
Lol last time russia tried that they got their butts kicked. Poor slavish retards.

Orly? Where exactly? In Georgia or maybe in Crimea? Or maybe in Kosovo where Russian troops have "magically" appeared before KFOR forces? You're such a clown - stupid, clueless but funny :)))))))




Markul 09-30-2017 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019303)

Orly? Where exactly? In Georgia or maybe in Crimea? You're such a clown :)))))))

Says the pro Russian keyboard warrior on the US owned and hosted industry forum :thumbsup

just a punk 09-30-2017 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 22019309)
Says the pro Russian keyboard warrior on the US owned and hosted industry forum

Clown, I don't care what you say. Post some facts and there will be a reason to discuss at least something. Right now you just show how stupid and clueless you are - a man from a country which has won 0 (zero!) wars and famous for pedophilia (yes, I said that) and animal cruelty.

P.S. As about the "US owned". Lensman has got this domain from a Russian guy. Surprised? BTW, how do you Danish clown are related to the USA?

nico-t 09-30-2017 01:54 AM

Obvious propaganda is obvious...


By the way, the plot would be a million times more believable if its setting would be in a middle eastern country and if the occupants were the US & EU. Which is happening constantly in real life.

Sarn 09-30-2017 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019303)
I don't know about Trump, but Norwegians are epic clowns. According to the movie, Russia has invaded them to make them... sell gas and oil. The country which sells it by itself has invaded another country to lover the oil prices. I don't know which drugs the movie makers took, but this shit must be 10x more strong than heroine.

BTW, Norway would'n least more than 12 hours in case of Russian invasion.

Budget of this film ?11 000 000 - warmongering it is profitable business

+

Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon

OSLO, Jan 25 (Reuters) - Norway?s $885-billion sovereign wealth fund, the world?s largest, can again invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon as the firm is no longer involved in the production of cluster munitions, the Norwegian central bank said on Wednesday.

The fund had been banned from investing in the company in 2005. It is not allowed to invest in firms that are involved in the production, among other things, of tobacco, nuclear weapons and cluster munitions. (Reporting by Gwladys Fouche, editing by Terje Solsvik)
Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon | Reuters

=

Profit :1orglaugh

klinton 09-30-2017 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019329)
Budget of this film ?11 000 000 - warmongering it is profitable business

+

Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon

OSLO, Jan 25 (Reuters) - Norway?s $885-billion sovereign wealth fund, the world?s largest, can again invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon as the firm is no longer involved in the production of cluster munitions, the Norwegian central bank said on Wednesday.

The fund had been banned from investing in the company in 2005. It is not allowed to invest in firms that are involved in the production, among other things, of tobacco, nuclear weapons and cluster munitions. (Reporting by Gwladys Fouche, editing by Terje Solsvik)
Norway's wealth fund allowed to invest in U.S. defence contractor Raytheon | Reuters

=

Profit :1orglaugh

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/94...2aaf2027f6.jpg

just a punk 09-30-2017 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019337)

Ты если про Германию или Меркель что-то пишешь, обязательно пость картинки нацистов со свасикой. Они уж точно будут посвежее, чем картинки советских коммунистов из первой половины прошлого века.

klinton 09-30-2017 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019303)
Orly? Where exactly? In Georgia or maybe in Crimea? Or maybe in Kosovo where Russian troops have "magically" appeared before KFOR forces? You're such a clown - stupid, clueless but funny :)))))))

He probably meant Soviet - Finland war in 1941 that ended like we all know :-)

Finland as a part of Scandinavia ? Why not :)

klinton 09-30-2017 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019347)
Ты если про Германию или Меркель что-то пишешь, обязательно пость картинки нацистов со свасикой. Они уж точно будут посвежее, чем картинки советских коммунистов из первой половины прошлого века.

will try do it when they will lie, disinformate and spread propaganda as bluntly as some Russian posters here on this forum :)

where was the Nurmberg proccess for all communist/ Soviet criminals ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bl...k_of_Communism

a Russian guy that praises Stalin, that killed tens of ,milions of the people ? worse yet - not from the enemy, but from his own country ???
come on. how retarded you have to be to be like that

pimpmaster9000 09-30-2017 02:13 AM

no worries for norway...soldiers of odin will use nivea for "men" hair conditioner and moisturizing creme and their soft skin and shiny hair will gross out the invaders and make them run home...norway is safe :2 cents:

just a punk 09-30-2017 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019351)
a Russian guy that praises Stalin, that killed tens of ,milions of the people ? worse yet - not from the enemy, but from his own country ???
come on. how retarded you have to be to be like that

I don't praise that Jewish Georgian. Maybe you have confused me with someone?

Markul 09-30-2017 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019349)
He probably meant Soviet - Finland war in 1941 that ended like we all know :-)

Finland as a part of Scandinavia ? Why not :)

Yes it was part of that era.

Sarn 09-30-2017 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019349)
He probably meant Soviet - Finland war in 1941 that ended like we all know :-)

Finland as a part of Scandinavia ? Why not :)

Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈkɑːɭ ˈɡɵˈstav ˈeːmɪl ˈmanːɛrˈheɪm]; 4 June 1867 – 27 January 1951) was a Finnish military leader and statesman. Mannerheim served as the military leader of the Whites in the Finnish Civil War, Regent of Finland (1918–1919), commander-in-chief of Finland's defence forces during World War II, Marshal of Finland, and the sixth president of Finland (1944–1946).

Mannerheim made a career in the Imperial Russian Army, rising to the rank of lieutenant general. He also had a prominent place in the ceremonies for Tsar Nicholas II's coronation and later had several private meetings with the Russian Tsar. After the Bolshevik revolution, Finland declared its independence but was soon embroiled in civil war between the pro-Bolshevik "Reds" and the "Whites", who were the troops of the Senate of Finland. Mannerheim was appointed the military chief of the Whites. Twenty years later, when Finland was twice at war with the Soviet Union from November 1939 until September 1944, Mannerheim successfully led the defence of Finland as commander-in-chief of the country's armed forces. In 1944, when the prospect of Germany's defeat in World War II became clear, Mannerheim was elected President of Finland and oversaw peace negotiations with the Soviet Union and the United Kingdom. (Finland was never at war with the United States.) He resigned the presidency in 1946 and died in 1951.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_G...mil_Mannerheim

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019351)
will try do it when they will lie, disinformate and spread propaganda as bluntly as some Russian posters here on this forum :)

where was the Nurmberg proccess for all communist/ Soviet criminals ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bl...k_of_Communism

a Russian guy that praises Stalin, that killed tens of ,milions of the people ? worse yet - not from the enemy, but from his own country ???
come on. how retarded you have to be to be like that

Stalin special for you:1orglaugh

klinton 09-30-2017 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019359)
I don't praise that Jewish Georgian. Maybe you have confused me with someone?

I wasnt talking about you. There are few Russian posters here on this forum (that I am aware of).. I would say that > 60 % of them somehow praise Stalin and are "proud" of him and his actions.
Now, I'm aware of also few German posters here on this forum. I dont know ANY of them that would praise Hitler...Its rather completely opposite. They are anti-fascist and anti Hitler guys, just like the majority of their nation. They even still have guilt feeling about what happened during WW2 (just like their whole nation has...long story....)...

Of course - there are many so called useful idiots too. Like guys from Western Europe or US that praise communism or nazism, yet they know shit about it. just like "useful" idiots walking with che guevara tshirts in western europe....
ever heard about banknote in any country that would have a valour of "3" ? (usually there are 1,2,50,10 etc. notes) ?
well it does exist:
http://emilito.org/rugby/atlantis/2010/pix/$3%20cup.jpg
tres pesos cubanos
ah these commies :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
always revolutionary:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

klinton 09-30-2017 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019367)
Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈkɑːɭ ˈɡɵˈstav ˈeːmɪl ˈmanːɛrˈheɪm]; 4 June 1867 ? 27 January 1951) was a Finnish military leader and statesman. Mannerheim served as the military leader of the Whites in the Finnish Civil War, Regent of Finland (1918?1919), commander-in-chief of Finland's defence forces during World War II, Marshal of Finland, and the sixth president of Finland (1944?1946).

Mannerheim made a career in the Imperial Russian Army, rising to the rank of lieutenant general. He also had a prominent place in the ceremonies for Tsar Nicholas II's coronation and later had several private meetings with the Russian Tsar. After the Bolshevik revolution, Finland declared its independence but was soon embroiled in civil war between the pro-Bolshevik "Reds" and the "Whites", who were the troops of the Senate of Finland. Mannerheim was appointed the military chief of the Whites. Twenty years later, when Finland was twice at war with the Soviet Union from November 1939 until September 1944, Mannerheim successfully led the defence of Finland as commander-in-chief of the country's armed forces. In 1944, when the prospect of Germany's defeat in World War II became clear, Mannerheim was elected President of Finland and oversaw peace negotiations with the Soviet Union and the United Kingdom. (Finland was never at war with the United States.) He resigned the presidency in 1946 and died in 1951.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_G...mil_Mannerheim


Stalin special for you:1orglaugh

there you have comrade...
a quote from wiki in your style
++ youtube video:

The peso (ISO 4217 code: CUP, sometimes called the "national currency" or in Spanish moneda nacional) is one of two official currencies in use in Cuba, the other being the convertible peso (ISO 4217 code: CUC, occasionally called "dollar" in the spoken language). There are currently 25 CUP per CUC.

Most Cuban state workers receive their wages in national pesos, but some receive a portion of their salary in convertible pesos. Shops that sell basics like fruit and vegetables generally accept only the normal peso. "Dollar shops" sell the rest. The word "pesos" may refer to both types of money.

Cuban convertible pesos are 25 times more valuable, but that does not completely eliminate the confusion for tourists. Since goods bought in national pesos have government-controlled prices, tourists are sometimes confused by prices that look "too cheap." The hard (CUC) pesos are easy to tell apart from the national (CUP) ones, as CUC coins have an octagonal shape within the outer round rim. The only exception to this is the most common CUP coin, the 1 peso,[3] also has this octagonal shape. Also, CUC currency shows monuments, and CUP bills have portraits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_peso


just a punk 09-30-2017 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 22019365)
Yes it was part of that era.

You clown is a little bit retarded... Here is a video of a professional army training in Russia (yes, we have amateur and professional ones):



Yes, it's all for real and they use absolutely regular rounds - fuskin' 9 mm bullets. Can you imagine something similar in the USA or in your European shithole? I don't think so...

klinton 09-30-2017 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019371)
there you have comrade...
a quote from wiki in your style
++ youtube video:


lets make it 2 youtube videos :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


klinton 09-30-2017 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019373)
Here is a video of a professional army training in Russia (yes, we have amateur and professional ones):



Yes, it's all for real and they use absolutely regular rounds. Can you imagine something similar in the USA or in your shithole? I don't think so...

calm down :) :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sarn 09-30-2017 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019371)
there you have comrade...
a quote from wiki in your style
++ youtube video:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_peso

Comandante :)

mineistaken 09-30-2017 03:18 AM

It is occupied by dark invaders, not Russians.

just a punk 09-30-2017 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019379)
calm down

The most interesting moment is at 1:51. The guy got 2 bullets into his breast armor and one into his leg. Just as an example to feel the pain.

klinton 09-30-2017 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22019395)
It is occupied by dark invaders, not Russians.

yes we all know that. Slovakia, one of the biggest countries in the world, with few big metropolitan areas is occupied by merciles GYPSY forces. But tough Slovak people organised brave resistance (just like they did in WW2) and stand firm to this cruel act of invasion.
Slovak Resistance plans for 2017-2035 activities: brave forum posting.

klinton 09-30-2017 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019387)
Comandante :)

http://st2.depositphotos.com/1003368...ed-fish-on.jpg

dried fish + vodka

Sarn 09-30-2017 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019405)
yes we all know that. Slovakia, one of the biggest countries in the world, with few big metropolitan areas is occupied by merciles GYPSY forces. But tough Slovak people organised brave resistance (just like they did in WW2) and stand firm to this cruel act of invasion.
Slovak Resistance plans for 2017-2035 activities: brave forum posting.

Freedom for Slovakia and Poland :)

Sarn 09-30-2017 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019419)

Not a Jedi yet - Coub - GIFs with sound :1orglaugh

klinton 09-30-2017 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019423)


Paul Markham 09-30-2017 06:58 AM

It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

celandina 09-30-2017 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22019557)
It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding" :2 cents:

klinton 09-30-2017 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22019583)
Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding" :2 cents:


just a punk 09-30-2017 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019419)

Maybe it's some kind of fetish in Poland, but in Russia dried fish does not associate with vodka. It's a standard snack for beer. Vodka is usually being consumed here with lots of various food (course if you're not a homeless bum who lives with stray dogs). When we drink, we usually eat. When a Russian drinks a shot of vodka, he eats meat, caviar (if he has money for it) salted cucumbers, mushrooms etc. Nobody here drinks vodka w/o food. Ok, maybe poor alcoholics or American tourists who can't afford food do that as well...


just a punk 09-30-2017 08:36 AM



I do understand that not everybody here knows my language. Here is a Russian Jew and alcoholic who is forbidden by the US government as a member of Russian mafia (yes, for real). He sings about a single shot of vodka on the table :)

klinton 09-30-2017 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019671)
Maybe it's some kind of fetish in Poland, but in Russia dried fish does not associate with vodka. It's a standard snack for beer.

dried fish and vodka - this is what you stash for post apocalyptic world...
dont worry, all nations know how to drink vodka and other alcohols, Russia is not special :winkwink::winkwink:
here in Ukraine caviar is cheap (unless thats different type of caviar ? ) here its mostly red, sometimes black..costs few bucks per 100 ? 200 gram....

Also, if I would have to choose few symbols of Russia/ maybe Ukraine that would be definitely dried fish and vodka :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

and yeah, I know that dried fish is consumed mostly with beer...this is what also told me drunk bum when he asked shop clerk if they have some "dried fish" in shop...he told me that he cant drink beer without fish, poor bastard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sarn 09-30-2017 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22019557)
It's a good idea for a drama. But nothing more.

drama in Scandinavia in reality
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lg2uJDmZ70...00/u5l1EXf.jpg
Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22019583)
Just another Brussel sponsored "Europudding" :2 cents:

Or not EU:)

In the near future, Norway is occupied by Russia on behalf of the European Union, due to the fact that the newly elected environmental friendly Norwegian government has stopped the all important oil- and gas-production in the North Sea.
Okkupert (TV Series 2015? ) - IMDb
Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019623)

Let's count stars on hats in guys which control Poland(yesterday and today):1orglaugh

http://images.aif.ru/003/809/2332723...fee92ef3b4.jpg
https://russian.rt.com/inotv/s/conte...TSY16A_big.jpg
https://www.tvn24.pl/wiadomosci-ze-s...ii,776493.html

just a punk 09-30-2017 08:54 AM

Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays).



Yes, it's funny and touching :)

klinton 09-30-2017 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019715)
I couldnt find my favorite Spanish cheese in my local shop in St. Piter


Sarn 09-30-2017 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019707)
dried fish and vodka...

The fish Russia buying in Norway.(before sanction)

klinton 09-30-2017 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22019719)
Here is another song from a Jewish alcoholic. Russians are used to hear it listen standing up (even gays).



Yes, it's funny and touching :)

with all respect, but....all people standing and clapping hands...sounds like a National anthem !

guy looks like an alcholic, that dark glasses just to cover from the daylight.......

klinton 09-30-2017 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22019727)
The fish Russia buying in Norway.(before sanction)

comrade, how the country with one of the longest coastal side in the world has to import FISH ??????

I bet that it needs more visits from Putin to fishermen!!!
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...n_3018319b.jpg

klinton 09-30-2017 09:05 AM

and just two more videos to piss off some of our Russian friends...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
j/k





even similar music in these videos !!!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

it only lacks emotional speaker in Russian version of video... maybe we have some volunteer here ? SARN ????
I SELECT YOU TO VOLUNTEER COMRADE !!!

ZiggiZiggiCrew 09-30-2017 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019419)

big mistake...correct must be dried fish + beer (pivo). Only crazy man or Polish drink vodka + dried fish:1orglaugh
True Russians drink vodka like this:
http://zhaba.ru/storage-10667/images...7a91_33418.jpg

klinton 09-30-2017 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZiggiZiggiCrew (Post 22019747)
big mistake...correct must be dried fish + beer (pivo). Only crazy man or Polish drink vodka + dried fish:1orglaugh
True Russians drink vodka like this:
http://zhaba.ru/storage-10667/images...7a91_33418.jpg

OK OK OK...but what is this on this photo ? Do I see marihuana cigarette there ????

and WHERE IS THE MEAT ????? (can BE FISH TOO )

just a punk 09-30-2017 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 22019729)
guy looks like an alcholic, that dark glasses just to cover from the daylight.......

Because he is an alcoholic maybe? :) This guy is a heavy drinker actually.


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