GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   News Fly anywhere in the word 1st class for free! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1280695)

CurrentlySober 10-01-2017 01:59 AM

Fly anywhere in the word 1st class for free!
 
Etihad Introduces Fly Now Pay Later Scheme - LADbible

Get a $30,000.00 first class round trip to an exotic destination. Fly now, pay later.

Fly over in abject luxury, and fly home in abject luxury. Just take a few moments of the return trip to declare bankruptcy on the plane and your good to go !

Free 1st class Flight ! Woot !

BaldBastard 10-01-2017 03:32 AM

"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

CurrentlySober 10-01-2017 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22020423)
"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

Yeah, but thats cool really. People die everyday, even healthy people. Just drop dead for no reason. Unfortunate that he was a pilot, but that was just bad luck...

Speaking of the laws of averages, whats the chance of it happening again with the same airline? Virtually none, or equally as much as on any other flight on any other airline... Just depends which way around you choose to look at it :)

Don't let a tragic accident get in the way of your chance to totally rip off a multi million dollar company for tens of thousands in ticket fees... You may not find another airline prepared to make such an easily abusable offer.

brassmonkey 10-01-2017 04:02 AM

i guess you better go to aviation school first lol

BaldBastard 10-01-2017 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22020443)
Yeah, but thats cool really. People die everyday, even healthy people. Just drop dead for no reason. Unfortunate that he was a pilot, but that was just bad luck...

Speaking of the laws of averages, whats the chance of it happening again with the same airline? Virtually none, or equally as much as on any other flight on any other airline... Just depends which way around you choose to look at it :)

Don't let a tragic accident get in the way of your chance to totally rip off a multi million dollar company for tens of thousands in ticket fees... You may not find another airline prepared to make such an easily abusable offer.


"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

... but the missing sentence.

"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam. For the eighth time this month cockpit windows have exploded resulting in the suffocating of 12 flight crew and 37 passengers, investigations are continuing." Etihad Airways did not respond to our questions as under Abu Dhabi laws they are exempt from any prosecution or investigation.

CurrentlySober 10-01-2017 05:08 AM

You have a powerful imagination. Whereas I, have an empty wallet... I'd still like to scam the flight...

Paul Markham 10-01-2017 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22020475)
"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam"

... but the missing sentence.

"The news comes days after an Etihad pilot died at the controls while operating a cargo flight from Abu Dhabi to Amsterdam. For the eighth time this month cockpit windows have exploded resulting in the suffocating of 12 flight crew and 37 passengers, investigations are continuing." Etihad Airways did not respond to our questions as under Abu Dhabi laws they are exempt from any prosecution or investigation.

Why then are they allowed to operate as an international airline?

NatalieK 10-01-2017 07:30 AM

wonder how many oap´s will take advantage of this legit offer... especially if some know they have only a year or 2 to live :thumbsup

NatalieK 10-01-2017 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 22020527)
Why then are they allowed to operate as an international airline?

when using another airspace, that air space is paid for by that flight...


money´s money with those tycoons :2 cents:


but yes, as they´re flying in international space, then you would expect international laws to be policy :(

AndyA 10-03-2017 05:02 AM

you still have to pay eventually


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:05 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc