T-H-U-M-B-S.com TGP Promo Tool
 

The aren't we used to this pitch:
Other promo tools got you down??? Well, let me introduce T-H-U-M-B-S.com. This amazing affiliate promo tool is updated daily and produces amazing ratios that have not been seen since that glorious and amazing year of 2002! Filled with amazing sexy amateur girls and amazing content shot by the amazing phil-fucking-flash himself, your conversions will be amazingly incredible!

The phil-flash pitch:
I just finished up the recode of T-H-U-M-B-S.com, and wanted to let you all know about it. The site is now HTML5 and dynamic, updating itself whenever a new phil-flash Cash hosted gallery is released.

Send your traffic to this site, and get on the ball.

It is... time to make money!

http://phil-flash.com/girls/t-h-u-m-b-s/centerfold.jpg

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The only thing pre. 2002 about it, is the thought and design. The whole Page size is 40.4 MB. including two large animated GIF's.... welcome to 2002 alright!!!

Image file size makes it pre 2002? I designed the size of those images, based on screen resolutions increasing in the coming years. So when the next iPhone comes out with "retina 17", with screen resolution of 16,000,000,000,000,000,000 px X 16,000,000,000,000,000,000 px, my images will not go from being thumbnails into pinkynails.

I was forward thinking :)

don't expect much from this...

would rather it be a tube with video teasers. anyhoo just added you to my 404 trap pages