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CurrentlySober 10-30-2017 10:27 AM

Whats the longest you've ever gone without wiping your ass?
 
I have personally managed 4 days myself, yet some guy in the cubicle next to me at the public toilets says he's gone over a week!

I'm not sure if I believe him or not, so I thought I'd hold a straw poll here.

Fell free to let me know your personal records :)

imabro 10-30-2017 04:55 PM

What do you mean by "wipe your ass"? I am unaware of this practice.

mineistaken 10-30-2017 07:43 PM

I guess it could have been 7 days when I was a kid (somehow I used to shit less often when I was a kid). 4 days happens once in a while.

lock 10-31-2017 12:30 AM

The duration of the shit.

PaperstreetWinston 10-31-2017 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imabro (Post 22056058)
What do you mean by "wipe your ass"? I am unaware of this practice.

^^ winner!!!

overdose 10-31-2017 02:59 AM

remember those occasions when I took such a solid healthy shit my ass didn't even need to be wiped

CurrentlySober 10-31-2017 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imabro (Post 22056058)
What do you mean by "wipe your ass"? I am unaware of this practice.

Its simply a necessity for when your ass is so incased in shit, you can no longer pass more waste. Your cheeks are so bunged up you cannot spread them apart anymore.

Substitute the word wipe, for 'unblock' or 'unclog' for a better explanation.

HTH x

JFK 10-31-2017 05:48 AM

Thanks for the reminder :helpme

CurrentlySober 10-31-2017 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by overdose (Post 22056456)
remember those occasions when I took such a solid healthy shit my ass didn't even need to be wiped

How could I possibly remember? You didn't invite me to be there... :(

If you had, then I'm sure I would have remembered...

ruff 10-31-2017 10:44 AM

Stopped wiping my ass two years ago. So far have saved 3 trees by using a Bidet Handheld Water Sprayer to clean my butt instead of toilet paper. Get with the program and learn to live with a clean bottom. Imagine your girlfriend not smelling your dirty ass when she sucks your dick. She will love your new hygiene. She might even suck it more often.
(I'm married so I no longer get my dick sucked.)

Look Chang 10-31-2017 07:29 PM

Over 30 years as I use a toilet hand sprayer to clean my ass all the time. I love too much rimming... :stoned

TheDynasty 10-31-2017 07:33 PM

going on a month now!

mineistaken 10-31-2017 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22057690)
Over 30 years as I use a toilet hand sprayer to clean my ass all the time.

Serious thought - could it become more popular in white world? It seems like a smart idea. I have not tried it though, so maybe some disadvantages I am not seeing.

mineistaken 10-31-2017 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22057020)
Stopped wiping my ass two years ago. So far have saved 3 trees by using a Bidet Handheld Water Sprayer to clean my butt instead of toilet paper. Get with the program and learn to live with a clean bottom. Imagine your girlfriend not smelling your dirty ass when she sucks your dick. She will love your new hygiene. She might even suck it more often.
(I'm married so I no longer get my dick sucked.)

do you just spray or also clean with other hand?

ruff 10-31-2017 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 22057704)
do you just spray or also clean with other hand?

Just spraying seems to be enough, but for tough jobs hand cleaning is a must. When I was first married the wife would clean my genitals with warm soapy water just before bed. That lasted about a year. Do not know why bidets are not popular in the USA. Instead we have cartoon blue bears talking about wiping their asses with toilet paper on TV.

lock 11-01-2017 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22057764)
Just spraying seems to be enough, but for tough jobs hand cleaning is a must. When I was first married the wife would clean my genitals with warm soapy water just before bed. That lasted about a year. Do not know why bidets are not popular in the USA. Instead we have cartoon blue bears talking about wiping their asses with toilet paper on TV.

Did you use a pressure cleaner since showering isn't enough.

MPGdevil 11-01-2017 12:35 AM

21 years.

grzepa 11-01-2017 12:37 AM

I believe wiping ass is not necessary, the dry chunks of shit will drop off eventually...

mineistaken 11-01-2017 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grzepa (Post 22057808)
I believe wiping ass is not necessary, the dry chunks of shit will drop off eventually...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SpicyM 11-01-2017 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grzepa (Post 22057808)
I believe wiping ass is not necessary, the dry chunks of shit will drop off eventually...

Nah.. your underpants will do the job the moment you sit down.. :winkwink:

SpicyM 11-01-2017 08:40 AM


bns666 11-01-2017 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by overdose (Post 22056456)
remember those occasions when I took such a solid healthy shit my ass didn't even need to be wiped

:1orglaugh


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