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TheRock55 11-10-2017 11:25 AM

Your typical pornstar boyfriend
 
Why is it that most pornstar's boyfriends are all the same...

Skinny fat, tattooed, "musician" but really just sell drugs. Every. Single. Time.

beerptrol 11-10-2017 11:43 AM

And yet they are out there fucking these bitches while you post this thread from your mom's basement after beating off to Trump

TheRock55 11-10-2017 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 22069894)
And yet they are out there fucking these bitches while you post this thread from your mom's basement after beating off to Trump

I am actually a pornstar

AVN HOFer

Peter Romero 11-10-2017 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheRock55 (Post 22069846)
Why is it that most pornstar's boyfriends are all the same...

Skinny fat, tattooed, "musician" but really just sell drugs. Every. Single. Time.

Of course. Who else would you be if you had to pimp out your girlfriend to porn because you couldn't or wouldn't support yourself or her? I've never taken a dime from a girlfriend for anything in or out of porn and never will. Otherwise... I'd be a LOSER!!!

They aren't boyfriends by the way... they are wives.:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 11-10-2017 12:31 PM

I could easily be a pornstar's boyfriend then ...

Peter Romero 11-10-2017 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22070022)
I could easily be a pornstar's boyfriend then ...

Wife!

"Your post was too simple and to the point... you must add more bullshit for it to post as a legitimate post."

I'll say it again... WIFE!

CaptainHowdy 11-10-2017 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Peter Romero (Post 22070026)
Wife!

"Your post was too simple and to the point... you must add more bullshit for it to post as a legitimate post."

I'll say it again... WIFE!

:1orglaugh ... I get it! I get it!

Peter Romero 11-10-2017 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22070038)
:1orglaugh ... I get it! I get it!

I'm a man, I kill the deer, bear, mammoth, fish... whatever. I drag it home and offer it to my woman to show that I can father her children. I don't sit at home playing video games complaining that I don't have the right tools to kill a deer! I use a rock, stick, game control box or my bare hands to kill my dinner. No excuses! And I hunt for days on end until I FIND FOOD to deserve a nice warm vagina to go home to. Fucking man-children.

What's worse is that porn star "Wives" always make the rules for the breadwinner in the relationship! What happened to the golden rule? "He (or she) with the gold, makes the rules!"

OneMillionGirls 11-10-2017 01:09 PM

the pornstars are crazy

for example:

Aletta Ocean

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLxRM2bW0AEXEDG.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOCKD0SXUAEsls6.jpg

ex boyfriend

http://www.jaquemateateos.com/wp-con...-en-casa-1.jpg

https://img.orgasmatrix.com/quint201...porno-4-12.jpg

and current boyfriend..



https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNOHhL4X0AARvw7.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DN04hiOW4Ac4LsX.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNpP1PnX4AU9Zwk.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNqfH7wWAAEe_gS.jpg

Quote:

He got my real name on his other arm.
https://twitter.com/ALETTAOCEANXXXX/...27643745349632

is this real love

slapass 11-10-2017 02:04 PM

He looks happy about it.... not.

bns666 11-10-2017 02:25 PM

crazy guy haha

TheRock55 11-10-2017 02:41 PM

HAHA wow...

OneMillionGirls 11-11-2017 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 22070184)
crazy guy haha

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRock55 (Post 22070220)
HAHA wow...

yes he looks like P I M P, if you aks me : D

but if aletta is happy, iam happ to, cause she makes me / us so many times happy :thumbsup

with her surgeries, she looks like always sad, i hate botox in lips.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI3wzZ-XkAIatfc.jpg

one of the rare pictures where she smiles like a happy kid!

notinmybackyard 11-11-2017 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRock55 (Post 22069846)
Why is it that most pornstar's boyfriends are all the same...

Skinny fat, tattooed, "musician" but really just sell drugs. Every. Single. Time.

Suitcase pimps are as old as the jizz biz itself.

Some are good but most are just a total fucking pain. But frankly as long as the broad shows up on set and does her job I don't give a damn about who she fucks in her private life or spends her money on.

nude images 11-11-2017 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OneMillionGirls (Post 22070982)
yes he looks like P I M P, if you aks me : D

but if aletta is happy, iam happ to, cause she makes me / us so many times happy :thumbsup

with her surgeries, she looks like always sad, i hate botox in lips.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI3wzZ-XkAIatfc.jpg

one of the rare pictures where she smiles like a happy kid!

Cute girl with cute kitten, nice photo! :thumbsup

NatalieK 11-11-2017 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheRock55 (Post 22069846)
most...

Skinny fat

? skinny or fat & when you say most, is that like stereotypical? Because all the pornstars, both guys and girls, their partners are all different & there doesn´t seem to be this stereotypical type.

Great thread though :helpme

EddyTheDog 11-11-2017 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by OneMillionGirls (Post 22070982)
yes he looks like P I M P, if you aks me : D

but if aletta is happy, iam happ to, cause she makes me / us so many times happy :thumbsup

with her surgeries, she looks like always sad, i hate botox in lips.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI3wzZ-XkAIatfc.jpg

one of the rare pictures where she smiles like a happy kid!

This may be the first and last time you will see me say this - That's one hot pussy...

OneMillionGirls 11-11-2017 02:16 PM

@ nude images

@ EddyTheDog

ohyes, shes forever my #1

redsfv89 11-11-2017 02:28 PM

My favorite one is the one that gets his girlfriend to buy him all this shit, thinks he's a rapper, gets a 20,000 camera to make music videos, computers everything, dumps her for another porn chick, and then gets her to do the same thing claiming he needs to upgrade equipment sells the other shit for 20k, the whole setup gets the new one to buy all the new upgrades makes up stores about the old one and on to the next...

It seems to me if these girls weren't stupid enough to get a "boyfriend" they would actually make money in porn.


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