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Pete 11-18-2017 02:26 AM

Ever jerkoff on cocaine?
 
The other night i got high and molested my penis. I blew 3 times and could have gone more but i ran out of lotion. Is this considered normal behaviour? If not than i guess im pretty fucked

PornDude 11-18-2017 03:22 AM

You are pretty fucked.

bns666 11-18-2017 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete (Post 22078878)
Is this considered normal behaviour?

perfectly normal :thumbsup

Goethe 11-18-2017 04:13 AM

I find it makes the coke damp

CurrentlySober 11-18-2017 05:14 AM

Its easier to cut it with baby powder tbf...

NatalieK 11-18-2017 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Goethe (Post 22078940)
I find it makes the coke damp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup


@Pete, normal behaviour, yes...

I once went to a house for a paid party, one of the guys was walking around, wanking off pretty much all night, the other was watching tv, the other fucking me with my partner, sex is always great on charles :thumbsup

seeandsee 11-18-2017 09:34 AM

I jerkoff like on cocaine!

I am jerkman

Look Chang 11-18-2017 09:52 AM

Jerkoff often :)
Cocaine never :disgust

Spunky 11-18-2017 12:55 PM

Real men bang speedballs

EddyTheDog 11-18-2017 01:09 PM

Coke famously has the opposite effect - Coke = floppy dick...

I'm guessing you had speed.....

Spunky 11-18-2017 10:38 PM

Pete touched me inappropriately once when I was drunk

bronco67 11-19-2017 03:14 AM

I wouldn't recommend jerking off on cocaine, because that makes it like a paste which is very hard to snort. You want it to stay as dry as possible.


rayadp05 11-19-2017 04:23 PM

I used to jerk off on spice. Absolutely loved it. Don't fuck with the shit anymore though.

incredibleworkethic 11-19-2017 04:34 PM

Never done the stuff. Night caps only. :) Gotta stay fresh for them financial gains.

Does anyone who has tried it find it addictive?

ArielRebel 11-20-2017 07:30 AM

3 orgasms is bare minimum when you're a woman so I would say you're pretty normal and lucky too. Not all men can say they are able to cum three times in a row.

rayadp05 11-20-2017 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ArielRebel (Post 22080580)
3 orgasms is bare minimum when you're a woman so I would say you're pretty normal and lucky too. Not all men can say they are able to cum three times in a row.

I once had 5 in a row ...well almost in a row, give or take 5 minutes. The last cumshot wasn't even a "cumshot" ...didn't even see a drop of cum coming out.

I suppose I must have literally drained my balls.

CaptainHowdy 11-20-2017 12:08 PM

That would be a pretty expensive rub for me ...

Pete 11-22-2017 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ArielRebel (Post 22080580)
3 orgasms is bare minimum when you're a woman so I would say you're pretty normal and lucky too. Not all men can say they are able to cum three times in a row.

Im a special guy. I can go 4 times thats my record

just a punk 11-22-2017 04:03 AM

Jerkoff? Ha! In Soviet Russia you can shoot from an unregistered gun in the hotel room on cocaine and you won't even get a jail time for that. Just pay about $8000 USD and you'll get away with that :pimp

Matyko 11-22-2017 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22079290)
Coke famously has the opposite effect - Coke = floppy dick...

I'm guessing you had speed.....

I just wanted to say this.. I am a psyhead guy, but during the recent years I started testing working/relaxing/having sex on coke..
Coke makes my dick limp.. Scary! :pimp

CaptainHowdy 11-22-2017 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 22081940)
I just wanted to say this.. I am a psyhead guy, but during the recent years I started testing working/relaxing/having sex on coke..
Coke makes my dick limp.. Scary! :pimp

That is the reason why I never tried cocaine. I cherish my hard-ons.

nude images 11-22-2017 05:10 PM

I have never tried it, but you made me curious. :D

dillonaire 11-22-2017 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 22081940)
I just wanted to say this.. I am a psyhead guy, but during the recent years I started testing working/relaxing/having sex on coke..
Coke makes my dick limp.. Scary! :pimp


its called viagra. prob solved.

Spunky 11-22-2017 05:59 PM

Stop pulling your pud and get a job

EddyTheDog 11-23-2017 12:59 PM

So, it's Coke to make you fancy anyone - Viagra to make sure you can perform - Prozac so you don't freak out about it in the morning...

The holy trinity.....

CaptainHowdy 11-23-2017 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22082749)
So, it's Coke to make you fancy anyone - Viagra to make sure you can perform - Prozac so you don't freak out about it in the morning...

The holy trinity.....

You colorful junkie ...

EddyTheDog 11-23-2017 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22082774)
You colorful junkie ...

I've been called worse:winkwink:...

Pete 11-24-2017 12:30 AM

Cocaine and viagra go together like bread and butter

CaptainHowdy 11-24-2017 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22082783)
I've been called worse:winkwink:...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

sirkonstantine 11-24-2017 09:32 AM

Nope!

I was a very curious individual in college. I went to new-age seminars, tried a lot of drugs, and did a lot of things. I did attend CU-Boulder after all.

But, nope, never jerked off on cocaine.

I don't think I will ever either: drugs are something I don't do anymore. I wake up at 5:45am and go to bed at 9pm. It's simply not the lifestyle for drugs.

Pete 11-25-2017 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine (Post 22083171)
Nope!

I was a very curious individual in college. I went to new-age seminars, tried a lot of drugs, and did a lot of things. I did attend CU-Boulder after all.

But, nope, never jerked off on cocaine.

I don't think I will ever either: drugs are something I don't do anymore. I wake up at 5:45am and go to bed at 9pm. It's simply not the lifestyle for drugs.

Dont kid yourself. Cocaine is brain food


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