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she's full of shit! no really :helpme :Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Surgery leaves woman ?drowning in her own poo?

https://i.imgur.com/IHxYrEZ.jpg

Kelly Yeoman is ?drowning in her own poo? and desperate for treatment to save her life. Her organs are barely noticeable in an X-ray as her chest cavity fills with feces, leaving her struggling to breathe. Now her family and friends are desperately crowdfunding for her to receive private treatment for her condition, saying their ?happy, strong and determined? friend is barely recognizable. Kelly, 34, has spent the last 11 weeks in Southmead Hospital, Bristol, vomiting her own poo after she claims a surgeon damaged her bowel during a routine surgery.


article...

Cannot fap to this.

Holly fucking shit, thats nasty:(

currentlysober looking for a new gf?

Omg..i want to forget i saw this

That is soooooooooooo sexy. I'd crowdfund donate for her NOT to have a surgery...

I'd love a girlfriend as well. I've tried building one out of poo, but she goes flat everytime I get ontop of her... :(

Bullshit (no pun intended)
What is descried in that link is is simply not possible.

1 - she would be dead within a day, if feces were floating outside of the bowls
2 - they cant re-enter the stomach, so she can vomit it out

pure bullshit and clickbait....

what a disgusting thing to happen, sounds fucking horrible :(

Bangbus wasnt real either, but no need to go spoling the sexual fantasy of it... :2 cents:


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they are going to kill her ass! :disgust she has had two surgeries since the discovery.
Kelly Yeoman's body 'filling with own faeces' after surgery - BBC News

yup my thoughts exactly and not going into shitty details but I know someone that had a "shit-bag" attached to her for awhile cause of bowel issues. That would be a simple fix here if her bowel had a tear in it.

Also, she wouldn't need people's money if a surgery caused this issue cause the hospital would be liable to make it right.

this is not a tv show! you have to go to court for proof of liability. it could be years before she would get money if she won. she does not have weeks maybe even days to sit on this issue.

Never said it was a TV show dog..

But doesn't sound real or sounds like she waited for 2+ mos too long.. Me if I don't shit after 2 or 3 days I would be taking some ex-lax or getting to a doctor.

If her chest cavity was filled with feces she'd have died of sepsis within a couple of days

are you a doctor? :1orglaugh you examined her? give us more details! konrad welbey M.D.

crap life

A shitty way to go!

Just voted this thread 'Thread of the year' in the GFY awards :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Bangbus wasnt real ???? WTF ??? :helpme

I heard a similar rumor - Crazy liberals know nothing...

Life is full of shit :stoned

I love the US medicine. Did she actually pay her own money for that?

Milf Milf :D

um, she is not in the US? last time I read the article it said she is in Bristol, England.

Imagine her kissing you and vomiting a never-ending stream of shit into your mouth :1orglaugh

maybe putin held a gun to his head? :Oh crap :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Actually if your intestines become blocked this can and does happen. It doesn't go outside of your digestive track, it back up into your stomach and then you vomit.

Some you guys kill me with your ignorance.

There are some things that you should no be making fun of... This is really said and horrible...

SEXY!

8char

Ive just cum in my pants reading that :thumbsup

she should stop eating then. no food, no poop.

she should put on IV saline.

We all have our cap of tea