Just spent $100k, time to "let it snow" on GFY
 

Man I fucking love Christmas, and I'm in the giving spirit, so here's what I'm going to do. This is a ONE TIME offer, but it lasts for a WHOLE MONTH. Check it out:

This promo runs throughout the entirety of December. From December 1 through December 31. Take your time, think things over, talk with my team and let us show you how we can take care of you.

* The Offer
Choose any of the 3 server packages below and your first THREE MONTHS are completely free. No gimmicks, no ancient hardware, no sub par bandwidth, no minimums, no contracts, no bull shit. Every server is brand spanking new.

We will migrate your sites. We will tweak your server to meet your sites specific needs. We will show you how to take advantage of the included CDN package. We will set up daily cloud-based backups. We will update your servers core software on a regular basis. And more importantly, we will bust our ass to make sure that YOUR NEEDS are taken care of.

* The Standards
Every server on our network is backed up daily, to the cloud. This is not an upsell. This is standard service.
Every server receives a package of CDN bandwidth. This is not an upsell. Standard service.
Every server is fully managed. Standard service.
Every server receives core updates regularly. Standard service.
Every server comes with a control panel.
Every client is assigned an account rep. Guess what? Standard service.

* The Chatter
"I was updating on Black Friday morning at 9 o'clock. My import file was too large and jammed my server. I sent Ryan a Skype, he quickly responded "already working on it." Ten minutes later my server was running with changes made to handle my large imports." - trevesty, freepornhq.xxx

"After months of back and forth with my former IT company, I brought a problem to Vacares that they couldn't solve: a key third-party software that I rely on would not work on their servers. Vacares had no problem getting the software working properly, saving me several clients that were ready to cancel service. Highly recommended." - Brandon,*

"If you want a hosting company that not only provides great customer support but empowers you to control your servers then look no further than Vacares. As a customer, we take advantage of their powerful suite of tools to get smaller tasks completed quickly in-house while Vacares? support team helps with the heavy lifting. Their support team is quick, responsive and doesn?t have that know-it-all attitude. I highly recommend Vacares and I am extremely happy to be hosting with them." - Billy Watson, fabulouscash.com

"The guys at Vacares have helped me fix my code and scripts when I was unable to get them working, they have recovered files that I had accidentally deleted within minutes, and with Direct Admin, I have never felt so in control of my server and sites as I do now. If you asked me if I would move to another host, I would tell you that your question is a dumb one. My server is like a Mac, it just works..." - phil-flash, phil-flash.com

* The Servers
Business
Ideal for: small paysites, small tubes, small e-commerce sites
E3-1230v.6 3.5Ghz 8M Cache
32 GB DDR4 RAM
2 x 2 TB HDD SoftRAID 1
5 TB of CDN Bandwidth
8 IPv4 Address
250 Mbps Unmetered Bandwidth
NO SETUP FEE
MIGRATION INCLUDED
FIRST THREE MONTHS FREE
$395 / mo

Network
Ideal for: multiple paysites with NATS, mid range tubes, medium level e-commerce sites
E5-2620v4 2.1 Ghz 20M Cache
64 GB DDR4 RAM
2 x 4 TB HDD SoftRAID 1
2 x 256 GB SSD SoftRAID 1
15 TB of CDN Bandwidth
8 IPv4 Addresses
250 Mbps Unmetered Bandwidth
NO SETUP FEE
MIGRATION INCLUDED
FIRST THREE MONTHS FREE
$545 / mo

Media
Ideal for: media buyers, heavy processing needs
2 x E5-2620v4 2.1 Ghz 20M Cache
128 GB DDR4 RAM
4 x 6 TB HDD SoftRAID 1
2 x 256 GB HDD SoftRAID 1
25 TB of CDN Bandwidth
8 IPv4 Addresses
250 Mbps Unmetered Bandwidth
NO SETUP FEE
MIGRATION INCLUDED
FIRST THREE MONTHS FREE
$895 / mo

* The Consultation
Send me an email when you're ready to chat at [email protected] or feel free to shoot over a Skype at "limpgringo", ICQ: 147479144. I'm happy to set up a conference call with your team and mine.

P.S. To protect our clients, we do not allow ANY form of spam and reserve the right to decline any sale.

Tho I am not a big enough baller to have a Vacares account I still recommend them!
Take advantage of this great deal (and Sly is absolutely worth doing business with).

Now all I need is more traffic....:)

Looks like business is good, congrats :)

This thread reeks of desperation.

:2 cents:

Awesome! I have my personal server at VACares and highly recommend them.

That's my first thought every time I see you post.

:1orglaugh

You should stop projecting :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cool dealings, Sly :pimp ...

i only deal with vacares. top notch service!

Great promo Sly. I like how you didn't even have to give away any make believe bitcoins!

You should give me a free server for life for thinking that I was Brassmonkey.

:2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

A bump for business.

In the past, there was always something that I felt was not right with other hosts. Whether it be outdated hardware, overages, overpriced, and or run arounds. Since I have moved all of my domains to Vacares, I honestly cannot think of one thing about these guys that smells fishy.

So calculate your savings with three free months and then make the jump, save some dough, and start sleeping well.

And no... I am not being paid to say this :-)

Serious biz

Honestly, one of the best guys I've met who also run a great business that just works.

Don't be modest, GFY knows you are a baller :winkwink:

A great company to do business with and it's run by an honest guy. If anyone has questions about what it's like to migrate sites from company X to Vacares, feel free to send me a message. Moving ManoJob, TheDickSuckers, FinishesTheJob and MrPOV as well as our NATS set up was made easy by Sly and his guys.

OK guilty, but only a mini-Baller (to go along with my mini pee-pee).

:)

Actually I just struck a deal with Vacares for a nifty new server setup so a giant THANKS SLY and Vacares for the prompt service. The setup was smooth and Support is top notch and very quick! Plus Sly is always available too, even on the hated ICQ (he pragmatically prefers Skype).

Seriously, all jokes aside Vacares is really great, with high speeds, crisp new machines and the best Support you could ask for in either adult or mainstream. If you need servers contact Sly and Vacares. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Now for some sizzle:

http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/TM.jpg

The sadness of her eyes is everything in that shot ...

Thanks for the support guys!

Fuck im sold, On my way!

Vacares Support - Best Ever
 

Vacares Support Story with a funny in the middle of it...

So last night my wife was setting up her email on her phone... and we all know women right? You give them a password, they copy paste and forget forever.

So I am in the bedroom going over settings and stuff with her and after 30 minutes or so we decided to figure it out another time.

Back to my office I go, make an edit to a file and upload to the server. pfffffffffffffffft! Your server has rejected you. Ok.. weird.

I go to the web and type in my site... server not responding, even though every other site on the web works.

Ping... I get nothing.

iPhone text messages:

Hey Sly... my server is dead. (phil-flash)

On it! (Sly)

Some blah blah blah, and 8 minutes later they come back and tell me that my wife tried to login to her email 10 times in 6 minutes. LOL And that the server blocked our IP.

Sounds silly, but I just wanted to let you all know that my server with Vacares is SECURE AS HELL and via a couple of text messages and a support ticket, I was "un banned" from my server within 10 minutes.

Best support ever, and I have been doing this for 15 years now.

Sly is the best and Vacares Support is really great. :thumbsup

Vacares is great! :) Free SSL and great service.

business forum, business thread!


WTF is wrong with guys like Google Expert, fucking trolls... :disgust


this thread smells of business, decent business, good luck Sly :thumbsup

you sound like Damian to me...


that´s a quality pic with a woman looking sultry, got mine & Gary´s approval :thumbsup

Yes, that's when she saw my little dick for the first time. :(

Great promo! I highly recommend these guys. Just this year i switched to them and they have gone above and beyond my expectation including writing custom scripts to streamline my process and for no extra charge! I cant say enough good things about them!

I've been mimicked by many around here so ...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

He's just Donny Long, dirty asshole guy..

Vacares always nice deals... well done Sly :thumbs up

One last bump before this offer expires. I'll be around all weekend. Any questions, special requests or concerns just shoot me an email at [email protected]

Happy holidays everyone. :-)

Looking Good! Maybe one day i'll migrate my websites on Vacares. Congrats on this new deal

Thank you!

Check your ICQ.