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My first mobile phone just arrived at the front door

After years of saying no, I'm now experiencing those shallow feelings of materialistic excitement.

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^^^ Talking to himself with multiple nics again slow day

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22095906)

^^^ Talking to himself with multiple nics again slow day

Your're so dumb, and wrong like usual. Post proof or face ban. :1orglaugh

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It's alright to give in, whp ...

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22095936)

It's alright to give in, whp ...

CH, Not sure if I've sold my soul to Satan :thumbsup only intend to use this as a satnav and for messages (I regularly have to give lifts to family members), but not to give myself brain cancer. Will not leave switched on in pocket :2 cents:

Paying 13 bucks per month for an iPhone SE, it was a Black Friday deal

i never went under credit, am i crazu?

i cunt a4d a first mobile phone to arrive at the front door... :(

congrats on this milestone :thumbsup

i think you got robbed ..

You know the government will use this phone to track your movements, right?

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Originally Posted by TheDynasty (Post 22096275)

i think you got robbed ..

What is the going rate for an iPhone SE where you live?

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 22096278)

You know the government will use this phone to track your movements, right?

I better be good it would seem and stop posting truth :helpme

So they finally put cell towers in the Moscow slums..

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22097415)

So they finally put cell towers in the Moscow slums..

Yes, but they won't work until we get electricity, those buildings and cars you see are still lit by candles. Until then I will just use the compass and torch of the iPhone :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22096086)

i cunt a4d a front door... :(

fixed it for you :)

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22097415)

So they finally put cell towers in the Moscow slums..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22095951)

Paying 13 bucks per month for an iPhone SE, it was a Black Friday deal

We knew you'd join the darkside. Enjoy your Superior device. :thumbsup :winkwink:

Sent Via: iPhone X 256GB Silver
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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22095951)

So mobile phones give you brain cancer ?

I think I remember that headline. Clickbait before the term clickbait had been coined.

Problem is that just like your vaccination / autism causation drama, someone made up the whole mobile phones give you brain cancer story as well.

Yes thats right someone fucker made it up and twenty five years later WHP still believes it.

WHP believes cellphones give you cancer, vaccinations give you autism, and if you drink your own piss you bald patch will grow back.

They are not all locked up yet.

:2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22095906)

^^^ Talking to himself with multiple nics again slow day

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22095894)

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bullshit lies!

https://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp

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Those types of questions prompted the Federal Communication Commission to implement the Lifeline benefit program for income-eligible consumers in 1984. That program had two parts: Lifeline Assistance, which

provided discounts on basic monthly landline telephone service at the primary residence of qualified telephone subscribers, and Lifeline Link-Up, which provided discounts on the initial installation fee for landline telephone service at the primary residence of qualified telephone subscribers.

As cell phone usage has increased and cell phone service fees have dropped, the Lifeline program has been expanded to include wireless technology. Prepaid cell phone companies have spun off government-approved subsidiaries (such as Safelink Wireless, Assurance Wireless, and Reachout Wireless) to specialize in providing Lifelife-covered telephone services to qualifying participants.

From that basic framework, rumors like the ones encapsulated in the Examples cited above have circulated, claiming that ?the Obama administration created a program to give free cell phones paid for by taxpayer money to welfare recipients.? All the elements of such statements are erroneous or exaggerated:

The Lifeline program originated in 1984, during the administration of Ronald Reagan; it was expanded in 1996, during the administration of Bill Clinton; and its first cellular provider service (SafeLink Wireless) was launched by TracFone in 2008, during the administration of George W. Bush. All of these milestones were passed prior to the advent of the Obama administration.