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TheDynasty 12-02-2017 11:46 AM

Oklahoma City police searching for man who stole $400 worth of beef jerky
 
at 3.95 a pack he didn't get to much :1orglaugh

https://www.thelostogle.com/wp-conte...ky-457x400.jpg

He came. He saw. He stole an ungodly amount of beef jerky.

Oklahoma City police are searching for a man who allegedly purloined over $400 in beef jerky from a convenience store earlier this month.

"You read that correctly ... beef jerky," the police department said in a statement on its Facebook page Thursday. "Investigators hope that with surveillance photos this good, it won't take long to identify this meat bandit."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-n...h-beef-n825426

CAHEK 12-02-2017 02:36 PM

Crime of the Century

Klen 12-02-2017 03:14 PM

I saw beef jerky few times in store, but is that eatable? I mean, idea of conserved meat does not sound quite exciting.

crockett 12-02-2017 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 22096596)
I saw beef jerky few times in store, but is that eatable? I mean, idea of conserved meat does not sound quite exciting.

Jerky is how they preserved meat even in the cowboy days. Hell, likely goes back to medieval times.

Acepimp 12-02-2017 03:21 PM

Damn, i was hoping to see the camera footage!

Too bad the chemical preservatives will give him cancer, he's already screwed. :2 cents:

MiamiBoyz 12-03-2017 04:02 PM

https://78.media.tumblr.com/86aac48e...9dzo1_1280.jpg

astronaut x 12-03-2017 05:59 PM

So he got away with one bag of beef jerky?

Have you seen the cost of that shit?

brassmonkey 12-03-2017 06:09 PM

it shows you how much bullshit is in the media. all that stuff is required to be insured it is not an option to not. it is in place so employees dont get them selves killed. well lower the chance of being killed. in this case it may be for drugs. there is something the police are not telling. remember this story he may be a real problem.

bronco67 12-03-2017 07:57 PM

Good thing he's not black. Oklahomo police will shoot him on sight.

Freedom6995 12-03-2017 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22098324)
...in this case it may be for drugs.

you know it...sad state of affairs



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