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The Porn Nerd 12-08-2017 12:45 PM

Coinbase: Cannot Verify identity
 
I have been trying for four days to get my identity verified with Coinbase so I can purchase some Bitcoin. Guess what? "Verification failed' over and over and over...

Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call. LOL Their Updates page says their verification system is down. So what to do? Just sit and hold my wee little dicky?

Madness. Suggestions?

JohnnyPearl 12-08-2017 12:49 PM

https://www.quadrigacx.com if your Canadian.

CurrentlySober 12-08-2017 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22107426)

Madness. Suggestions?

A suggestion that could also be madness, would be to have someone else who is verified buy on your behalf and then send them to you once you are verified?

kane 12-08-2017 12:54 PM

At this point, there likely isn't a whole lot you can do. It seems like all the exchanges are getting hammered. You might try a different one, but I don't know how much better it may be.

The Porn Nerd 12-08-2017 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 22107429)
https://www.quadrigacx.com if your Canadian.

How dare you?! I am 'Merican dammit. :disgust

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22107438)
A suggestion that could also be madness, would be to have someone else who is verified buy on your behalf and then send them to you once you are verified?

Um....yah right. Shitty suggestion. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22107444)
At this point, there likely isn't a whole lot you can do. It seems like all the exchanges are getting hammered. You might try a different one, but I don't know how much better it may be.

Yes I imagine everyone is trying to buy right now.
Great, there's a party going on and I'm stuck in the line outside the club!!

magneto664 12-08-2017 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22107426)
Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call. LOL Their Updates page says their verification system is down. So what to do? Just sit and hold my wee little dicky?

Madness. Suggestions?

You do it the best, you open a support ticket on the porn forum :) I will login right now to you coinbase account and setup free 500 bitcoins transfer.

I apologize for the insufficiency. and I wish you a good weekend.

do you want fries with this?

Google Expert 12-08-2017 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22107426)
Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call.

You don't say?

:1orglaugh

TheDynasty 12-08-2017 01:39 PM

Porn Nerd i had no problem doing verfication in one try. Coinbase is getting hammerd they all are i would try again on Monday.

rogueteens 12-08-2017 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22107426)
I have been trying for four days to get my identity verified with Coinbase so I can purchase some Bitcoin. Guess what? "Verification failed' over and over and over...

Coinbase's support # says they are too busy to answer my call. LOL Their Updates page says their verification system is down. So what to do? Just sit and hold my wee little dicky?

Madness. Suggestions?

I signed up a couple of hours back, it failed on the first attempt but worked on the second. I sent my I.D. via the link to mobile phone.

NatalieK 12-08-2017 01:44 PM

As Rogue says, mobile phone seems to be connecting a cleaner id. This is also on BitPanda too :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 12-08-2017 02:35 PM

Coinbase: An error occurred....don't worry we know about it....blah blah blah.

Cannot login, will not identify me (and if I try once more I cannot try again for 24 hours).

I call bullshit!

adultchatpay 12-08-2017 02:43 PM

Massive transactions is causing all these delays and problems.

shake 12-08-2017 02:51 PM

Keep trying. The price is dropping it will be a good time to buy in a few days.

CAHEK 12-08-2017 04:42 PM

I believe there are like 300,000 users increase this year on CoinBase, no wonder why.

GFED 12-08-2017 04:51 PM

Hyperinflation... get ready for it. :2 cents:

The Porn Nerd 12-08-2017 08:24 PM

Verified!!

That was easy. :(

OK now where's my Lear Jet?
I thought I got one every time Bitcoin goes up?

Freedom6995 12-08-2017 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyPearl (Post 22107429)
https://www.quadrigacx.com if your Canadian.

Thank-you. :thumbsup

kane 12-09-2017 01:24 AM

I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.

Bladewire 12-09-2017 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22108191)
I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.

I just got it too man that's a long ass email covering ALL their bases. They must be making so much money they're scared or they know it's about to dive and want to mitigate losses from buyer's remorse.

rogueteens 12-09-2017 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 22108191)
I just got an email from Coinbase reminding me to invest responsibly. I wonder if they are worried people who have no idea what Bitcoin is are investing heavily and might lose a bunch of money and blame them.

Same here but in the UK we also have gamble aware and drink safely campaigns so I'm not surprised. Probably just covering a local law their end.


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