How much Alex Jones product does WHP buy each month?
 

Do you think he has a life time supply of Combat taint wipes? He is obviously Alex Jones biggest fan, so he must be stock up on his shit right?


https://www.infowarsstore.com/combat...-cleanser.html


Also why is Alex Jones based out of Austin Texas, the most liberal city in Texas? I mean fuck hippies live there and they have dog parks. WTF, I thought he was the far right super hero and here he is living with a bunch of liberals... I bet he has a fucking lap dog, the fraud..

WHP, please explain why your favorite talking head lives in a city filled with hippies and liberals and dog parks.. also how does the Alex Jones chocolate flavored chicken juice taste?

https://www.infowarsstore.com/cavema...o-formula.html

You buy this stuff by the case right? I assume the combat taint wipes come in handy after drinking the chocolate flavored chicken juice..

Beats whatever mix of Big Pharma meds which generate your false reality

Do you also buy the anti-gay stuff so the tap water doesn't turn you gay?

You seem to know a lot more about this than me, which checks out as you have made a number of anti-gay comments on GFY before

Bahahahaha I fucking love this.

Think about it a second. It's a handy wipe dipped in alcohol and anti-bacterial stuff, and each one costs maybe $0.001 to make. It contains 8 cloths. Total cost to produce :$0.008.

Now it's clearly, directly targeted to the biggest idiots on the planet: Alex Jones true believers, with words like

- "COMBAT"
- "TACTICAL"
- "UNLEASH"
- "POWER"
- "BROAD SPECTRUM"

And packaged in foil with added Military / Camo graphics for extra marketing to extra stupid idiots who will gladly pay a 994900% mark-up for it.






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So they're mainly made of condensed alcohol and the rush you get is the alcohol seeping in through your skin.

This explains why Wehateporn posted 2 days ago that he now has the confidence to take more selfies. Only looking at yourself in the mirror while drunk is one of the five signs that you're ugly

https://i.imgur.com/eQ1Mlp8.jpg

Gay frog juice sold separately

My guess is he stopped taking blood pressure pills a few days before the after pic

Please Bladewire whatever you do, don't buy that crap.

If you want wet wipes there are all kinds of other brands that offer a much better value such as pampers, kleenex, wetones, or pretty much any generic anti bacterial liquid soap.

Wehateporn needs to use vagisil for his doughy fat face

So you're saying you never check your sources when posting your "alt" news stories? You don't say?

Infowars isn?t one of my sources, it?s a Zionist site which is useful for when I want to make DNC shills dance

I need some taint wipes. Where else can I buy some?

He knows how to make sales, good marketing skills, credit where it's due

Hey Crockette:


You're misrepresenting what Alex Jones said. He discusses news articles like these:

US military pondered love not war

Pesticide atrazine can turn male frogs into females

You seem pretty uninformed. Try reading Infowars and Zerohedge :2 cents:

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Kinda amazing you seem to have the same views as whats pushed on info wars daily, yet you dont like them.. Almost as odd as Robbie claiming he's a independent despite doing nothing but trash Obama, Hillary and Democrats while maki g constant excuses for Trump and Republicans..

Seems 1+1 doesnt equal 2...

I actually didn't insult Alex Jones. Of course this is advertising aimed directly at a very, very specific type of dude.

Where's your taint wipes?

I haven't tried this product yet, maybe next summer when i go on a week-long backpacking trip. The outdoors is pretty cool, you guys should see it some time :1orglaugh

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^^ I have this stuff, it kicks ass :thumbsup

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OK, so let me get this straight...

Top scientists agree global warming is real - They are fucking lying or don't know what they are talking about.

Top scientists agree we are being hit by toxic weapons in the food and water supply that are making us fat, sick, and stupid - They know whats up, so buy some of our overpriced fake placebo pills.

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You don't like all-natural herbs with 5 star rating? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's the same stuff they sell at Whole Foods with a different label and a higher price.

Clueless libs buy the trendy shit at Whole Foods when InfowarsLife is the same but costs less :1orglaugh

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Well you sure raised your cred around here with that post.

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