survial food
 

you guys try any of that stuff? recommendations?

So you've moved to your new place in the desert & now you're creating all these survivalist threads :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Beer is food

I've tickled brown trout then smoked it in a river rock fire and served it wrapped in a wild duck egg omelette with watercress salad dusted with native pepper berries.

And the equipment for that was a pan, a pocket knife and a packet of matches.

Sort a survival food your talking about?

If your survival kit contains more than a pan, a pocket knife and a packet of matches,
then I highly advise you to stay home.

American survivalists are total fucking laughing stock back in New Zealand, the shit and gear they come with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout_tickling

Things that stay good for long, dry stuff, maybe freeze dried and pasteurized fruits stored in vacuum containers/bags, nuts, dry meat.

ok i'm with you except for trout tickling... that's more of a desperation thing than a strategy. Having a half decent rod around isn't exactly cutting corners..

Its not so much of a food, and its not necessarily in a survival situation, but I do have to say that I thoroughly enjoy a good glass of my own piss every other day or so

Moving to south Florida 2 weeks before hurricane Andrew hit then living for a couple weeks afterward with no electricity, food, water (coffee! :sadcrying ) didn't teach me anything.

I had to go through it all a few more times over the years before I got the message and spent a few hundred bucks on emergency food and a way to cook when the lights go out.

I bought some of this stuff https://www.wisefoodstorage.com/ but got it through Amazon, date-coded it and forgot about it in the closet. Never even tried it so I can't vouch for the taste etc.

Supposed to be good for 25 years and so far have never needed it but having something in the case of a major catastrophe just seems prudent,
it seems I finally learned the lesson that you can't count on government to take care of you, you need to be able to take care of yourself.

C.f. yeah that's the kind of stuff I'm thinking about especially when I'm going to be living 10 miles from town out in the country

trout tickling is banned in most countries for good reasons, get a lot more fish ;)

BUT and its the big but they are usually spawning so for every tricked one taken, say the river looses 5 fish also you need to be careful you don't lose 5 fingers, eels and trout like same habitat, and as I've found out, eels have no funny bone to tickle.

Fishing is great as a recreational sport but as a survival thing it would be better and more easy to trap them, set it go to bed, wake up have fish for breakfast.

Indians survived pretty good in America for 12,000 years with a bow and arrow, if I wanted to know how to live survival style in the USA, I'd go ask and Indian, not a fellow pornographer.

You mean a native? they don't hunt much either for the most part, I mean, it IS 2018.. and hunting with a bow is just as efficient as fishing with a rod is so that is just a stupid comparison in general. It's an obvious improvement to the hunt and needed in cases of survival. No showmanship necessary. I mean i can fish by crane kicking on a beach, that doesn't make it effective or strategic to survival.

so while you are lugging your heavy ass pan and worthless matches around with you I'll take someone who actually knows how to live in the woods on their own instead, no matter what their occupation or ethnicity is... have fun tickling a mooses nuts...

Family owns a hunting lodge in NZ, and no I don't work it, but we all had the same grandparents that showed us how.

Here's a local lad doing some pig hunting, note what sort of gun he's using..

Not for the squirmish, graphic warning.

You mean 10 miles out in the desert. You posted a map here before of where you'll nmbe and it's THE DESERT! Nothing to be ashamed of by the way I've been thinking of moving inland for quite some time now. I've been living the beach life for decades now I need something different I think.

canned beans :winkwink::1orglaugh

What libbies did to people... They feel the need to explicitly apologize/tell they don't do it beforehand without even being asked :helpme

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Here's to hoping you don't survive.

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I have some military MRE food storage just in case since we are in CA with earth quakes that can happen anytime.

Tolerant death wish :thumbsup

^^^ Polish Trump troll

thanks :thumbsup

there is a 6000 calorie bar someplace I saw... eat like 1/3 a day, so there's that option and the freeze dried stuff... Im not going to live past a few months if the ballon goes up anyway. dont' even want to.

How well are you really taking care of yourself if you buy survival rations and dont even try them? Don't just trust a date on the package. I've even seen (and smelled) MREs that go bad.

Or just wait until an emergency and then remember that bucket of shit you bought 5 years ago that is supposed to be "good" for 20 more years so you go to make dinner... and discover that the shit spoiled 3 years earlier. Then you've got nothing. Well you'll have a bucket, maybe you can piss in it.

dried beans and rice lasts like 50 years

thanks guy

^^^ Love to watch him eat his own shit to survive 😈

https://i.imgur.com/q5LUUiV.gif

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