reasons I am going back to pirated win/games
 

mother fucking updates...FUCK!!!!!!!!

I purchased original win 10 and have various accounts at steam and battlenet and origin etc...I only use win 10 for games because it is a piece of shit for work...paid for all the games in my account not a single pirated version...

want to play a game right now? well fuck you! update after update after update after update...

win 10 update = around 50min and I have optical internet so speed is not a problem
origin update = 30 min
went over to blizzard = update = fuck that!!!!!

OH and if by some chance you did not play for a month or so then : SUPER FUCK YOU!!! the updates will take like 2 hours...


FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an entire PC dedicated to nothing but mother fucking updates....by the time the shit updates I have lost my will to play games...

I am going back to pirated shit...no more fucking updates...no more bullshit...instant playing...the only shit I am interested in is playing right mother fucking NOW

I swear never to buy an original game in my life...I have not been this angry for months!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I could get my hands on the dev team that is responsible for this I would beat them until they stop moving...mother fucking faggot mother fuckers....

...or you could get a better broadband :1orglaugh

I brought Doom last year, could not wait to get home and play it

Cd is basically just a fucking link to steam where you have to download it and all the steam shit that wants to continaually update, I think it was like 5gb in downloads before it would load to tell me.. I was then downloading the updates for it

Im to old skool for that shit

I hate Windows too for a few reasons. I have 1GB Internet at home so updates are pretty fast, but there are so many, so often that it makes using Windows less and less interesting. Compare this to my Apple Mac machines. They may not be as fast (they are from 2009 and 2010), but they let me fly through my work, giving me enough time to troll GFY for shits and giggles.

Windows and origin have auto update and downloads in the background. :) come on :)

My windows 10 laptop tries to update , and fails, everytime I fire it up. It connects to the internet, downloads the update, then fails to update at the very end of the install. FUCK WINDOWS 10

Sometimes this doesn't helps either.. I have a fast internet connection but GTA5 updates are still downloading relatively slowly (yes it does gets updated in 10 minutes if I haven't played with it in a half year, but it does gets annoying). So it does depends where the server is located or many users are trying to update at once. I totally dig OP's frustration here.

no win 10 has to kidnap your entire machine and origin does not let you play until you update...it has this bullshit progress meter that lets you play after several GB updates but its still a fucking weekly kidnap of my time...

now its "working on updates" after "installing updates" after "downloading updates"

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sadly consoles are the same now. Pop in doom. Needs 40 gb update. Pop in gears of war 4. Needs 38 gb update. I'm out in the country and can only get 5mbps down. I've gone back to playing my xbox 360 and old retro consoles.

You'd think they could find a way to set updates for 3:00am or something.

I was about to go get a PS4 but then I remembered it has to connect to the internet and suck unprecedented dick with updates...


I just want to fucking play...is this too much to ask?...


also:

mother fucking intro videos that you can not skip...fucking 10 minute long bullshit videos that eat buckets full of shit...

after an hour of win updates, an hour installing fucking 4 DVD-s, about 30 min of mother fucking updates, it starts to suck dick with a 10min video that you can not skip

what the fuck????

I am going pirate...fuck this shit

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