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CaptainHowdy 01-25-2018 04:40 PM

Would you marry a girl ...
 
... that doesn't give head? I've recently learned that a girl, veritably (almost legendarily) known for her no-blowjob policy, got married.

I mean, you can actually date girls that won't go down on you, do it poorly, or do it and neglect the balls (the greatest sin in my book) but ... doesn't marriage assures you a steady income, a modicum, of oral sex (raging from enthusiastic to indifferent as time goes by)?

Guess that, as usual, I'm dreaming from the waist on down.

OneHungLo 01-25-2018 05:00 PM

I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

Look Chang 01-25-2018 05:00 PM

I guess there are so many other considerations to find a life partner. You can get a blowjob anywhere for a few bucks. :2 cents:

GAMEFINEST 01-25-2018 05:15 PM

Bjs from gfs are boring

blackmonsters 01-25-2018 05:26 PM

They are great; because not getting blowjobs is your excuse when getting caught with whores.

:2 cents:

dillfly2000 01-25-2018 07:18 PM

Honestly, doesn't matter if she never wanted to have sex, I have a perfectly good hand. My fiance and I maybe do it once or twice a month and life is great between us. Sex doesn't rule the relationship. Usually I just go when she wants it.

Too preachy? probably too preachy.

Phoenix 01-25-2018 07:53 PM

getting married at all is a scam

ruff 01-25-2018 08:17 PM

The blowjobs usually stop after you get married anyway, so what the fuck.

PaperstreetWinston 01-26-2018 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22180675)
They are great; because not getting blowjobs is your excuse when getting caught with whores.

:2 cents:

You sir have my respect

seeandsee 01-26-2018 04:11 AM

no bjs = paying for bjs later

astronaut x 01-26-2018 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22180627)
I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

First you have to have a dick that gets a girl excited.

Second, you have to be able to attract a girl who really knows what she is doing.

LouiseLloyd 01-26-2018 04:23 AM

In before alias: I cunt a4d to get married.

slapass 01-26-2018 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22180810)
Honestly, doesn't matter if she never wanted to have sex, I have a perfectly good hand. My fiance and I maybe do it once or twice a month and life is great between us. Sex doesn't rule the relationship. Usually I just go when she wants it.

Too preachy? probably too preachy.

So why bother?

_Richard_ 01-26-2018 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22180810)
Honestly, doesn't matter if she never wanted to have sex, I have a perfectly good hand. My fiance and I maybe do it once or twice a month and life is great between us. Sex doesn't rule the relationship. Usually I just go when she wants it.

Too preachy? probably too preachy.

not too preachy, but an entire lack of sexual contact? I mean, if there is reasons there is reasons.. but simply not because there is nothing there seems.. like a business relationship

CurrentlySober 01-26-2018 05:12 AM

i cunt a4d2 marry a girl... :(

k0nr4d 01-26-2018 06:11 AM

I wouldn't be able to be in a blowjob-less relationship. There's 3 holes on a woman you can fuck, and to be bound for life to someone that doesn't let me use 33% of her is ridiculous. I'd feel like I wasn't fully using my wife.

beerptrol 01-26-2018 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22180627)
I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

Yet you are a master at sucking Chump's cock. You are a giver and not a receiver!

shimmy 01-26-2018 06:57 AM

Anyone that thinks BJs are overrated has had a girl that know how to suck hard.

nude images 01-26-2018 07:04 AM

I would. :)

crockett 01-26-2018 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22180627)
I'm probably in the minority here, but imho BJs are overrated

You should learn to do it better...

INever 01-26-2018 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 22180840)
getting married at all is a scam

The traditional way, agreed.

slapass 01-26-2018 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22180609)
... that doesn't give head? I've recently learned that a girl, veritably (almost legendarily) known for her no-blowjob policy, got married.

I mean, you can actually date girls that won't go down on you, do it poorly, or do it and neglect the balls (the greatest sin in my book) but ... doesn't marriage assures you a steady income, a modicum, of oral sex (raging from enthusiastic to indifferent as time goes by)?

Guess that, as usual, I'm dreaming from the waist on down.

You have to assume she makes up for it.

pimpmaster9000 01-26-2018 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22180609)
... that doesn't give head? .

I stopped reading there...the answer is fuck no...

theS2O 01-26-2018 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22180675)
They are great; because not getting blowjobs is your excuse when getting caught with whores.

:2 cents:

Yeap. :thumbsup:1orglaugh

Helix 01-26-2018 08:59 AM

:1orglaugh after yesterday's discussion you better precisely define what you mean by "girl".

dillfly2000 01-26-2018 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 22181383)
not too preachy, but an entire lack of sexual contact? I mean, if there is reasons there is reasons.. but simply not because there is nothing there seems.. like a business relationship

Yeah I know it sounds that way, but it's really not. I could go every day or once a month, we just don't make it a priority, love is strong, trust is strong no real issues,one of the best relationships I've been In, longest lasting one. Been together for 4 years. Getting married next.

I'll stop, don't want anybody puking on their keyboards

CaptainHowdy 01-26-2018 04:51 PM

You guys make me feel less alone ...

mineistaken 01-26-2018 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22181359)
First you have to have a dick that gets a girl excited.

Second, you have to be able to attract a girl who really knows what she is doing.

Why is it easier to attract girls that has lots of BJ experience VS those that do not?
Isn't it so that this is why they have more experience - they were easier to get? :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 01-26-2018 06:10 PM

Woman with low sex drive? Usain bolt the fuck out of that...no blowjob? = damaged goods...

You need to find a gf who is a cock sucking beast...messy deep throat and slapping...fucked up shit...only then can you be happy...

ilnjscb 01-26-2018 06:11 PM

I wouldn't, it means she made rules and doesn't change them for you, doesn't care what you want. She's in a relationship with herself. I wouldn't even date someone like that. I met one once, though, so they do exist.

Look Chang 01-26-2018 10:34 PM

I prefer rimming to bj's and, fortunately, my maid excels at these two domestic tasks ... :stoned

rogueteens 01-27-2018 01:44 AM

BJs are nice but they are not the be all and end all

CaptainHowdy 01-27-2018 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22181359)
First you have to have a dick that gets a girl excited.

Second, you have to be able to attract a girl who really knows what she is doing.

Doesn't girls that love dick get excited at the sight of any dick??

magneto664 01-27-2018 08:31 AM

oh yes, most of the forum are very right-wing, according to church teaching about sex, no blowjob :) only pussy. So I think all right morons would not support a blowjob.

blackmonsters 01-27-2018 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22181554)
You should learn to do it better...

:1orglaugh

Pete 01-27-2018 02:13 PM

I did it once and there is a really good chance Ill never do it again.

mce 01-27-2018 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22180627)
imho BJs are overrated

Dude, I agree.:thumbsup

2MuchMark 01-27-2018 08:36 PM

Nope! She has to be sexually liberated, laid back and willing to experiment.

CaptainHowdy 01-28-2018 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magneto664 (Post 22183096)
oh yes, most of the forum are very right-wing, according to church teaching about sex, no blowjob :) only pussy. So I think all right morons would not support a blowjob.

I like your freudian approach. I gotta dig more into it.


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