I'm on a train!
 

That's all really... Just using the free WiFi to waste time:)

Everyone else is using a phone and I felt a bit left out... :(

Adequate toilet facilities in each carriage?

Not got any mate... Only two small carriages.. Will just shit .y pants if needed... don't worry :)

Do you have any of these at home?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Original-To...dp/B01HTU9TLY/

How did you manage to get on a train you fat cunt?

Yeah of course I have toilets at home! I'm not completely uncivilized you know! Don't always use them I grant you... But they are there...

It's the only way they can transport a fat cunt like me long distance

I'm referring to the lights, not to the toilets themselves!

Oh... right sorry my bad... when I saw the toilets i got over excited! Th the lights would last long as I never clean the toilet so it would get covered up...

Ok sorry. Gotta go now. My nurse is looking cross and I this k ahead gonna take my phone off me...

Surprised teh gfy isn't blocked. Can you get porn?